Confess

kek

Bruh

I didn't go to the gym today. I've got a brutal headcold and I'm coughing a lot.

you uh... got your hormone levels checked?

been having gay sex off grindr a few times a year since i was 18 (21 now) . Idk im straight most of the time but then sometimes i get really gay. Probably doesn't help that i'm too much of a coward to fuck girls.

I havnt done leg day in 3 weeks. I have never skipped an upperbody day. I’m still dyel. I’ve cheated on my diet everyday this week. And I tell myself I’ll start trying next week. Someone fucking kill me.

I've jerked off to all kinds of porn imagineable. Straight,lesbian,trap,gay,gangbang,hentai,hentai traps,tranny,cuck and many more. Idk what's wrong with me, I never think of doing any of those things irl but i've jacked it to every single one of those(more than once). I've literally searched for mma porn because i do mma.

Not really a confession but a realisation, I've been bike riding a lot and because it's tough and I'm exhausted I think that equals to calories burnt, so I had a massive kebab and soda when I finished and realised I ruined all that hard work

I came in a wet dream on day 13 of nofap. does it count?

No, unless you knew it was a dream.

I... I still haven't started my bulk

It doesn't happen all at once. Take small steps. You are on the right path.

I had one more set to do on squats but it was really light weight so I just skipped it

same bro

I’ve dating a lot of girls in the past weeks and fucking most of them, but deep down in my heart I only want a second date with her

sometimes i miss my ex

I'm in the same boat user. She's dating a kid addicted to xans now and I saw her mom at a coffee place and she hugged me and said she missed seeing me with her daughter. We talked for like 15 minutes.

Now it's 1am and I'm drinking whiskey listening to sad music.

I'm 25 and have no clue how to actually meet women nor how to get a date. I haven't dated anyone since my ex from over a year ago and I still have nightmares about her.

Starting tomorrow right? For me?

Don't go to the gym if you are sick faggot

tomorrow ? naah Monday for sure

I'm sorry man. Hope things work out for you

I thought weight loss would be hard since my diet was purely fast food last year but it's surprisingly easy.

I taught myself to actually cook vegetables and rice, and they're really delicious! Sorry this isn't much of an confession, I'm just excited to see how far I can go, it's been 2 weeks without junk food so far.

[spoiler]I suck ass at cooking meat though, I wish I had basic cooking skills. I've only been eating vegetables and fruits so far.

she probably wont ever even know i exist

>I suck ass at cooking meat though, I wish I had basic cooking skills

get into brining chicken. this shit works wonders.

I lost 10lbs over the course of 3 months because I was dating a girl and our dates fucked up my eating and gym schedules. I hadn't had a gf in 3 years. She ended up being a thot anyway.

Forgive me Veeky Forums

How do we force what you learned in your one year of trying onto the millions of other pieces of shit?

I was only gonna take a week off the gym over Christmas but I ended up taking two weeks off instead
Pretty psyched to be back at work next week and having my gym be right next to my office building though

I got stuck benching 205. It's gonna be a long road to 2 pl8

This is gonna super retarded, but is it alright to cook the chicken till it's burnt? I like my meat hard and crunchy.

Cute little girl, this is my helpless flower at night, my wife is in the moonlight for a month. I understand and say the blood and the joy the animal can take. I killed all the hunters. I have no handwriting, but I do not care because you do not want to eat sweet tea

better stay home and rest annon, don't wana go spreading that in a gym

Is everything ok?

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Yes, dear friends, thank you, I hope you hate this language, but not always when you talk to others online. The characteristics of the acne are very similar, and I hope soon. Nuclear weapons forever.

Married my highschool sweatheart, solid 7/10. Mothered my two children, amazing cook,never complains, helps with my gains and supports everything I do.

Been fucking her best friend for two years. Redheads with puffy pussies are like meth for me. Im a piece of shit.

we have a winner

you are a piece of shit.

I mean it's you're chicken senpai do it however you want. you can do the brining process or souv vede that shit and then sear it on the frying pan.

one trick is if you want hard and crunchy chicken is to take your cooked chicken and cut it up and then put it in the microwave and cook it for a few minutes. it will make the chicken extra crispy.

Thanks bro its good to hear it from someone else.

You disgust me

I'm a pedophile, as my fiance and soon to be wife has gotten older I've slowly been losing attraction to her and noticing little girls more and more. I feel that I've remained woth her put of fear of being alone as well as a fear of being labeled a sex offender and sent to prison. as well as a feeling that I'm obligated to be with this woman now, I took her virginity I basically raised her since she was 11 years old and shaped her in my image. I don't really know what I'm gonna do.

>took her virginity
>raised her since 11yrs old
Does that happen to be the age you’re attracted to? Are you in love with the concept of her innocence and now that her innocence is gone you’re loosing your love?

I don't believe in horoscopes and think anyone who does is a complete fucking idiot but I'll look up the compatibility shit between myself and a girl I'm interested in after I find out when she was born

Please stop

I'm a New Years faggot from /pol/

I've always been attracted to the 7-12 year old range for as long as I can remember. But mostly when I first met her and we started dating I was just a desperate lonely 16 year old who really really just wanted his first gf already, I was kind of delighted that a girl like her would tell me she liked me. I love her for who she is as a person but romantically I almost see her like what I imagine a daughter would be like. but honestly speaking when I sleep with her now or even masturbate or even just day dream about her I just remember her being tiny and thin before she filled her body out with her childish face and annoying questions and behavior. in my mind I don't see her as she is, I still see that little girl.

I hear you, I don’t suppose this is one of those problems that would be fixed by turning off the lights or something?
Seems to me that there’s three things that will come from this
1-you don’t see her again and either go for little kids or women that remind you of little kids, which would probably be bad for you long term
2-you wife her and have a kid (daughter) and you become protective of her and have a normal relationship
3-same as 2 but you fall for your daughter and that’s would be it’s own barrel of hell.
I’m assuming that you do want a daughter.
Also just remember that the more you want something the more disappointing it will be when you get it

>another dyel /pol/fag to shit up nice threads
just what we needed

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Been sorta dating a girl after my ex now

My ex was OLY Veeky Forums and this girl, well, she lacks the muscles, ass n quads
Kinda miss it Lads

Oh and uhm i'm confessing that i've been snacking on some sweet coca cola the other day...

you like little girls because you're as stupid and immature with them. Similarly how you didn't have the foresight about the consequences of being a pedophile and "raising" your now-fiancee.

Justifying your immaturity as an uncontrollable fetish is so pathetic.

I'm not 'dyel' but now that I hit 30 I have to actually try and not be fat.

That's pretty hot

damn alright fair enough mate. clean your mirror though

My logical side tells me I hate you because of my jealousy, but I believe my disgust and loathing for you is so great it outstrips my jealousy by quite a large margin.

I mean it quite literally when I tell you that this is why we can't have nice things.

>"if you dont like spiders youre a spider logic"

spot the used goods roastie jealous of younger fresher specimen

I'm a virgin at 20 years old, and I'm turning 21 in a few months. I'm seriously contemplating hiring a hooker just to lose my virginity. I don't want to, but I don't think I have what it takes.

Same, I don't wanna lose my virginity to some uggo's. I want someone cute enough to meet my standards

>if anyone criticizes you for being an idiot they must be a whore

You honestly can't fathom the thought that a man might think pedophiles are emotionally and intellectually immature? This is only the thought process a woman can accomplish?

You just need an anorexia user. That’s all there is to it.

*anorexia gf

Girls are the quintessential gains goblins. Now that you've experienced the terrible loss, you must never let it happen again.
>Tell the next girl you're going to fucking eat and workout and she better accept it or move on.

sometimes i understand why the arabs have a death penalty for adultery. this was one of those times

Whatever you do don’t get caught out or everything you own is forfeit.
This 70 guy in a wheelchair that lived near my cousins got outed for child porn on his computer and he got taken away by police.
That night his apartment was graffitied and his car was smashed and almost set on fire before my cousins stepped in.
Granted they live in derro area but still

I dropped my keycard on the floor in the car

Wasn't a great start.

You do realize that if she finds out it will destroy her. How could you hurt the people you love like this?

You don't deserve her.

haha fuck I know you.

To cook chicken, get a pan with a little oil to medium heat (enough to sizzle benihanas style), brown the chicken so it has that nice crisp to it, add spices and done.

Oh yea?
What country?

>clean your mirror
>drop the phonecase
>quit /pol/

I have been with my girlfriend for 5yrs and i was her first sexual partner.
yes we have our ups and downs but this time it was different.

she broke up with me a week before christmas she didnt go to the gym with in that week she went out and got drunk on a pub crawl with her slut friend.....

begged her to come home and talk to me so i could say sorry and that i did truly love her! she went out on saturday night which is the night i begged her to come home she said she would see me sunday.

i couldnt sleep i had work the next day and in the morning from what little sleep i had i got up and went to work i was so pale and sick from stressing about losing her.

i come home after work i see her there laying on the bed half a sleep she doesnt show me any emotion i walk over to her and say "im sorry and that i loved her that i never wanted to hurt her and that i wanted to marry her and get old and have kids with her and she was my everything!"

she crys and says she will stay with me but she wants to go back with her parents and get her stuff, an hour after she left she told me over facebook that she slept with someone and said she couldnt tell me to my face.... i was heart broken i kissed her i told her i wanted to marry her and this is what she did after 5 fuckin Years with us being together this is what she does!!!! i sit there not knowing what to do or say, i kind of scream at the ground and yell "why" i send her messages sayng why, she says back she doesnt know it was just in the moment and that she is sorry.

i tell her that i loved her and keep asking "why" over and over again she then stops messaging me and turns her phone off, the next day its Christmas and her phone is still turned off i message her anyways and say i still want things to work like the fuckin KEK i am..... she finely turns it back on and say she still wants me and things to work. When she came back i didnt fuck her for 2 weeks and now that things have carm down i have started thinking clearly again and see that she is not for me and that she is getting fatter and eating shit not training or even trying shes just becoming a fat slut....

My ex left me more than 2 months ago
Not a moment guess by that I don't think of her
She used to make me so happy but I know that she make some other dude happy now
I would do anything to have her back
Hold me bros

girls are turning 18 all the time.
i know its hard to move on but try to find a nice virgin and teach her to be yours and train together

>"it was just in the moment"
>after 5 yrs

At least you had her best years.

She even said it was Gross and that he was finished after 2se

im healthy i gym i try to look after my self as best as i can and she fucks a guy that deosnt lift and smokes and is in his 30s

>She even said it was Gross and that he was finished after 2se
Women say that sort of stuff about anyone regardless. If you break up she will likely say it about you too.

It's worth waiting!

>recently started fapping to scat

i'm still addicted to video games and browsing memes, so much so that hours/days go by and i don't do any real work

Slayed at least 200 cunts. I prefer variety. Can't eat filet mignon every night.

I routinely get into bad situations and have chosen a dangerous career because I no longer care about living.

Trying to cut but instead of making a good choice last night for dinner I are an entire package of pepperoni and six Oreos.

yeah I know :(

still, feels frustrating not doing anything.

I didn't you fucking knobjockey

It's really time to lay off the porn user

what are the dates like? do you have a car to pick them up or do you meet up somewhere?

had one just tonight about her too