What's in your gym bag, Veeky Forums?

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Shake weight, Butterfinger, crayons and lube!

chalk is literally not allowed in my gym
(i use it anyway)

Any time I see a gym bag, mostly on guys who just use machines, I assume it's just to carry their roids. How true is this?

You forgot your kneecaps

almost any commercial gym wouldn't have chalk available

unless they're dealing why the fuck would they carry them around

is that it? It doesn't look like it

4 inch, 13mm, single prong, rust color, felt, from bestbelts

Really? Shit, I guess I wouldn't know I don't go to a commercial gym

I thought some people think they need to take particular ones right after workouts. I have some HUGE obv juice bois in my gym.

hahaha, damn you must have had a sheltered youth

i got neon green romaleos 2's from the olympic team website when they had em on sale for like 90 bucks but whenever i see dowins i still want to buy a pair

No, just natty and people tend not to talk about steriod use in general. Much less when they take it and what their stack is. And again, natty, so I don't really care to look too far into it.

I like the romaleos but the do wins have the heel I want. Plus they're designed like old school weightlifting shoes which is cool

I fucking love my mom

Where's your squat plug?

>falling for microplates meme
Either you git gud to be able to make jumps in quarters or fuck off

I lift at home so the only gym back I pack is for BJJ/MMA - goes a little like this:
- Bands
- Ankle brace
- Knee Sleeves
- Mouth Guard
- Spare shirt
- First-aid shit including Aspirin (one dude had a cardiac scare, not getting caught without it again)
- Journal, pen
- Gloves for striking work

what does aspirin do for a cardiac scare? also what happens to the dude?

Lol just take my headphones, phone, keys, water bottle
No need for gym bag
I saw these guys with bags packed and zero fucking gains
So much equipment to make no gains

not a towel?

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Not far off, my molly dealer used to be at the gym almost always when I hit him up and he'd grab the stuff out of his bag

Shoes, water, shorts, shampoo, roll-on deodorant, towel, change of underwear (socks, briefs, t-shirt), gym pass.

>going to a gym without a luxurious amount of paper towel dispensers

great mango

IDK not a medifag but medifags tell me that it's good to give to someone if a heart attack is suspected. Dude is OK, one of our dudes ran him to the hospital up the road and he got sorted out. Was back in the gym two days later haha

Nice crossfit metcons

Rereading it to make an art progression. Currently at vol. 12
Pic related.

>he doesn't carry his equipment in like an armful of limes

>BONUS: Giraffe Necks

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That's a finnfag

I've been found out.

>memory thing and pen
>left shoe
>right shoe
>shoe bag
>The Eye
>left glove
>right glove
>water thing

Aren't we all?

straps
belt
hand towel
a donut, for some reason
bottle of water
bandaids
crepe bandage
salt (for if I get cut and need to cauterise it)
a fuckload of socks I should wash but haven't

oh and my pair of Power Perfect IIs

I love those shoes so much

You don't even lift, do you?

Da noobtier

So easy to tell. Ditch the gloves, learn to grip. The shoes are not lifting specific, thus not useful to be in your gym bag. Why would you not lift in the sneakers you already wear? What's up with that water bottle and watch?

what's that stupid website called again? I always forget

I have sweaty hands, that's why I carry gloves. That's my water bottle, I carry it because I had it. Not a clock, heartrate monitor. I use to be lazy fuck and it's fun to follow your heartrate and daily activity.

>I have sweaty hands
Chalk
>Not a clock, heartrate monitor
AhHAHAhahHAHhaHHhahHhahHAHhahHAHHAHahH

>I have sweaty hands, that's why I carry gloves
Same here, just deal with it and grip harder

This

Never gonna make it

Just in case the dom in the locker room forgets

What's that from?

symmetric strength

>Nike shoes
>Adidas bag
>Reebok gloves

christ almighty user

I'm assuming from the gloves that you are probably using the pussy pad when squatting (if you squat). Ditch the pad, it shifts your centre of weight, it's better to learn how to rest the bar on your traps properly anyway

Good luck user

I have that exact same ab wheel!
Why are you bringing an ab wheel to the gym?

No bro gloves are just for diddlys and sometimes for benching. And yeah no, I don't use pad

what's that wheel thing for?

ab roller

To do ab wheel rollouts, What else?

the only reason you'd need chalk is to school some motherfuckers on why chalk is a waste of space. Just get your calluses and move on like an alpha homo.

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chalk is not to prevent calluses, dummy. It's to dry out the moisture on your hands for better grip

Nothing because the only thing I bring into the gym that isn’t in my pockets is a bottle for water.

But on the subject, how important is it to only put on your lifting shoes AT the gym? I go straight from home to the gym and back. Would a short walk on asphalt and stuff harm them?
If I wind up getting some, I guess I would need a bag then.

a short walk one time wouldnt, but that same short walk several times a week for multiple weeks would

Do you not have a floor at home?

I go to the gym once a week for GPP to do conditioning, ab work, and upper back work. I'm already there, why do ab wheel at home?

Tha fuck is that unicycle looking thing. Are you the gym clown?

>those 1 1/4 lb plates

I always get grins when I use them. It's a great conversation starter.

rubbers so i can suck off you guys in lockerroom

in my asshole ofc

>taking a gym bag
No, I am not a woman.

>not taking a gym bag
no you are not a real lifter

It reduces coagulation so it can prevent/dissolve blod clots.

:DDD
Any österbotten fag here?

>gloves /10
7/10
9/10
Id like to start BJJ/10
7.5/10 do-wins are underrated

I also have a pair of yellow strength shop wrist wraps I left in my garage and these home made straps...

>1918 - me emme unohda

GOMMIES OUT OUT OUT!!

Can't be, where's the knife to threaten people that come within a quarter mile of you?

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