New CBT thread

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hahaha dicklet

hey I'm a grower not a shower :^)

the thing is most dicks look like this flaccid and you know it. I remember in HS football lockerroom all the kids would yank on their dicks and tug until they would get a semi so their dick wouldnt look like OP's. Atleast OP has the balls to post his flaccid dick and not feel shame

>fat
>dicklet
>manlet

I'm so sorry

kek that's pretty gay

>the thing is most dicks look like this flaccid and you know it
i'll be real with you, i haven't seen many flacid dicks, and the ones i have including my own look nothing like that

C'mon son, at least lrn 2 photoshop so you can hide your dick remember this is a blue board.

Other than that mirin the neck, is it normally that veiny or were you squeezing out a shit when you took this photo?

Am I bloatmxing yet?

my dick looks pretty similar flacid and I'm 7.5"x6.5" when erect, which I'm fairly certain is well above average.

then you must be an weak incel that never participated in school athletics. It's no wonder you're on Veeky Forums making fun of other peoples dick size.

Is your dick very sensitive to temperature changes?

Mine looks like that after I take a cold shower, but normally it does look bigger. I am only 6.5" though.

censor your fucking benis for fuck's sake

It usually only gets like that during a set
It's too late now, I'm sorry

You are close to the ideal form

im not american so i didn't participate in gay orgies no, i did play every sport however

get the feeling you're real insecure about your dick size though

>get the feeling you're real insecure about your dick size though

says the guy that felt the need to make fun of the size of someone elses dick.

>projecting this hard

>dick doesn't hang below the balls

Kylo ren mode ?

CBT = Cognitive Behavioral Therapy. And you need it badly OP.

i didn't though, i just disagreed with the guy saying this is what a normal flaccid dick looks like, real men dont need to put others down

I see you've been bulking, but in order for that to work you actually have to lift

also cover your fucking prepubescent shame

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They were only sculpted with cockus that small because dicks intimidated women.

Are you implying all the chads that became sculptures back then had small cocks? When all the chads fucking your oneitis right now have HUEG ones?

>his balls don't droop below his wang from the sheer high test weight of those juicy swollen plums

poor you

Those are erect penis sizes

can you post your erect dick brah?

Kyloren mode

pretty sure those are flaccid sizes in that pic

Oh and the measurement system is wrong, you measure from the tip of the anus, once around the balls and to the tip

delet

fridge mode and pear mode are very different

No thats not what we were saying. Now stop posting bad angle photos.

Oh also you're a filthy spic/latino

4 weeks liftan. 2 srs lifting. Roast pls

if kyloren means "fat spic" then I get it, but can't you at least suck in your gunt?

who the fuck paints their place 'puke green' color? Also work on your pecs

Go away /pol/.

is there a dicklet edit of the fat women admiring the Rubens painting comic

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Matches my veggie shake poo. Yahh pecs are my goal right now.

I do:
Inc db flys: 8x12
Inc db bench: 5x5
Dc db flys: 8x12
Dc db bench: 5x5
Db flys: 8x12
Db bench: 5x5

How /nye/ am I?

>a penis picture and a feces picture in the same thread

perfect