NO FAP DAY 5

I CAN'T HOLD ON ANY LONGER

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nobody cares

You will hold on, because you must.

looks cool, but one elbow to the nose from grizzly and this bitch is out

u sure

I'll hold you, baby

i thought only males can get bloatmogged by the bloatlord himself

he must be stopped

kys twink

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stay strong brother. Day 5 for me as well. We can do it.

HOLD IT, BRO.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Good luck brah

Day 5 is going smoothly boys

FVARK

My balls ache so bad. This can't be normal. Did I get memed? Day 5

Been 8 days with no fap for some reasons but now i back to normal and i really want to fap now but i might get on track and continue with no fapping ? should i just fap or resist?

she lacks explosiveness

It gets better

Just slayed it in the gym. No cummies from me today.

on day 45 now. second or third time for me breaking 40 days, think I've finally broken the addiction at this point

not even thinking for fapping or porn from 10 days, quit video games also

when you guys do nofap, do you also abstain from sex with your gf? seems kinda pointless to avoid fapping if you're allowed to fuck

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World not fair
Not fair
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>mfw I'll never.......

You can fuck your girlfriend, she does need it, but you can't just masturbate into her. Truth is one of the biggest failings in relationships nowadays is that guys (who are addicted to their cummies) use their GFs/wives as masturbatory tools. Fucking your girlfriend is a necessary act of bonding and dominating her mind and body. It will drain your superpowers somewhat, but that's the trade-off for having a woman. If you really want to be closer to God and Glory then you have to abstain from all cummies entirely, but we're human and living like that isn't necessary once you've made your metaphysical pilgrimage. This is what the myth of Jesus dying for our sins is all about (inb4 christfag - I'm not).

>1 month of semen retention
>5 days of no fap
>0 days without porn
I don't feel anything mug dick is literally dead.
Rest in peace sweet prince

Why the fuck are you watching porn you retard? That defeats the whole purpose.

HUEY BUHBAY WAN SUM FUCK?!

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you will regret it so much if you do it, trust me

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Me too....

Felt like fapping today, watched porn for a little bit, a little dry fap and stopped..

Now the urge is gone

WHAT DA FUGGG IS THAT DEMON?? KILL IT!
KEEP YOUR HANDS ABOVE THE TABLE, YOU CAN HOLD IT. THINK OF THE GAINZ!

I WANT MY SUPHERPFOWEEEEERRRRRRRRRZZZZZ!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Made it to day 4...
Here we go again.
Damnit.

STAY STRONG

I almost folded, had a little strong but didn't cum
I know it doesn't count but I won't bend again

>watched porn for a little bit, a little dry fap and stopped..
This is worse than just fapping

IT'S SO TEMPTING AND I'TS SO LITERALLY HARD

>Hey user, you're so cute, lose that t-shirt and let's swim

>he-he, user do you do cardio? You look so good, oh my, I hope I don't blush now.. you're so handsome user..

Witness this? What do?

tryna get me with THAT?

>user, a-are you s-sure nobody's coming?

Boner status: left this mortal coil

>user give me a hand here
>A-user, what ar eyou doing uhh
>S-stop
>d-dont stop aahh

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fucken good book deck gunna have to pop a squat and have a read

Dude she's like a 5/10

>posts a butter face with a mom bod

user, COME next to me, let's play

Idk man I feel fine. Then again I hadn’t fapped for 4 days prior to Dec 31 and fapped once then so that might have something to do with it. Also I made myself develop oneitis intentionally so that I wouldn’t want to fuck anyone else. It’s worked for me so far

When I see some nigger posting porn, any kind of picture of a woman I just look away. Really helps to kill the temptation before it starts. Also I don’t browse Veeky Forums as much so I’m not as exposed

GET THIS CUM OUT OF ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGUGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!

you can just decide to not fap lol

cum

Almost at 200 days of not fapping (197 exactly)

It is VERY worth it to stop fapping, and I really don't miss it at all. It's just not a part of my life anymore, if I'm horny, I'll seek a woman to have sex with; my hand just isn't worth wasting that desire and feelings over.

It's actually become a lot easier to interact with women too, and I don't have that "why would she bother with me" mentality that I always had when I fapped. Not to mention the sex is significantly better, and I feel like my erections are stronger.

I think fapping to porn is kind of a vicious cycle - you do it because getting laid takes more effort, but you're denying yourself the motivation to find a girl and have sex with her, which is the natural course of things. We didn't evolve to have access to high speed internet pornography where your brain doesn't realize it's not real sex.

>A guy trying to rape me approaches
>"Haha what a fool I'm a professional kickboxer"
>Take my position and get ready to beat him
>He jumps on me
>"B-b-but you aren't allowed to use this move on me"
>The koko goes into the nest with force
Do people seriously think they can protect themselves with this?
Street fighter > everything else

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DAY 5 OF NOFAP. DAY 5 OF NOFAP.

>pictures or imaginary conversations some fag dreams up on Veeky Forums influence me in anyway.

Realizing you won't get the fuck any woman like this if you're not going to make it made by resolve that much harder. That and seeing autists constantly baiting with blacked threads and other kikery. See autistic image.

Who invited you Vapor faggot?

rolling

I don't want a wet dream, bros. Not in my sleeping bag.

No porn and fapping every few days turning me into a fucking ape. Yesterday I had sex with 2 different girls (not at the same time) and then jacked off

>not getting your dick sucked on january 1st

I do that but i feel little gay when i suck my dick.
How much calories does a 1 week of nofap old load has?

>tfw have sex with gf regularly
>tfw fap everyday

You low t faggots wish you were on my level

A lot but it evens out again with the work you put in for sucking. So it's a win-win situation.

>Neck gains
>Flexibility gains
>Facial gains (basically sucking your cheeks in)
>Core gains
>Self nutritional
>Basically eating seMEN the best testosterone booster
>Better than masturbating
#SuckYourDick2018?

someone used my oc

.....M-MUST.......NOT-T................TOUCH..........M-M-MY.........PEEEPEEE


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I'm on day 5, going strong, haven't even looked at a porn site.

Guys, PIED is real and I realized that I have it last night.

I tried getting myself hard to take a humorous CBT picture and my benis wouldn't even get a chub without porn. Even using my imagination did nothing. Last time I was with a woman my bepis kept going limp inside as well, but at that time I'd chalked it up to whiskey dick because I was pretty drunk. The girl was luckily nice about it but it was embarrassing as fuck. She slept over too lawl, she was like "wake me up when you're ready to try again" but I never did. Now I know I have PIED.

how long does it take of noporn for your dingle to start working normally again? Months? I'm going to attempt a noporn 2018, may not do a nofap all year but will go as long as I can.

I'm kinda confused brahs, I'm on day 5 and I have had literally zero urges whatsoever so far, I think I might make it.

No idea man, you should just try to give up porn as much as you can. The shit isn't worth it, you probably already watched hours of it anyway. The plot sucks, acting sucks and it's constantly the same shit; just some dude pounding a woman. Especially if it's causing erectile dysfunctions. I'm trying to get it through this year and so should you and everyone in this thread, we need to support eachother. Porn is fucking with our brain, LITERALLY, we need to overpower this addiction, this illness. Prove to ourselves we don't need it, we don't want it and we can live without. Say it with me FUCK THE PORN JEWS!

Good, but be aware urges that will sneak attack you. Be prepared.

>yfw you realize your peepee is touching your leg or your balls and you can't actually stop touching it.

Three weeks strong.

Maybe placebo but I feel a bit better.

New Years Resolution, brah? Same here. COME ON LET'S GO 100+!

>fap cycle works in strange ways
>can go 2 weeks without feeling the urge to fap
>suddenly go through a day or two of unrepentant fapping, can fap up to 4 times in a day
>after fapfest, go back to having no urges

Anyone else like this? I just get uncontrollably horny on those days

Hey can someone post the progress pic from day 0 to day 100 on? It's the lord of the rings one.

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A-Are you saying I'm a werefapper?

undrated

It's a meme. Isn't it?

>I CAN'T HOLD ON ANY LONGER
Scooby user, THINK OF SCOOBY.

Addiction is not a meme, it's a real issue. The superpowers are over exaggerated but I can definitely feel an energy increase and a mental sharpness.

Did you know there's more crime under a full moon? That shit changes people. The ancients weren't dumb for thinking the moon influenced people.

I remember you from yesterday. Glad you made it :)

Kek, glad you made it too(hopefully)

good luck lads

I've no idea how some of you hedonistic degenerates can't go 5 days without masturbating. Seriously, what's wrong with you?

>no fap for a few days
>feel shitty, no energy, no motivation, irritable and emotional
>fap chronically multiple times a day
>huge energy increase, happy, funny charming and outgoing
I dunno why and I dont care damn I love being me while high on dopamine.

I damn near broke last night, glad I didn't. I'm 6 days into no fap, 5 days into no beer. Three days from now will be 3 years no cigarette.

I quit smoking because of how it affected my health. At first, it was hard. At times, I thought I'd break. I was afraid of what it would do to my metabolism, I was worried I wouldn't be able to handle a stressful shift without smoking (worked a busy ambulance at the time). Yet here I am going on 3 years and I'm repulsed by cigarette smoke. It's no longer a part of my life and I'm better for it. My lungs are better, I can smell things, I don't smell like cigarettes, I handle stress better, I'm not broke at the end of the month, my teeth are white, I don't consider picking cigarette butts off the ground out of desperation. I am better for it.

I decided to quit beer for two reasons. The first is that it makes me gain weight. It's simple carbohydrates that will cause me to pack on pounds. The second was that it was expensive. I didn't drink cheap beer. After the three years I lived in Germany, I developed a taste for richer beers. I spent $30-40 a week on beer. I don't plan to quit beer forever - Special occasions such as vacations, fishing in the summer (limited to 2/day) and gatherings with out of town friends will be it.

Doing no fap combined with no beer means I'll be better balanced with the increased testosterone. The next vice I'm giving up will be sweets, and I'm phasing those out with the aim of a 0-day.

If you're having a hard time, remember that you can do this. It will be difficult, but you are building your self control while you are doing this. You will be better in the gym, more confident with women and in better all around health.

YOU CAN DO THIS.

Underrated

>day 6
I don't really feel like fapping, but holy shit all these constant phantasies are driving me crazy.
I've fucked every girl I fancied back in highschool in my dreams.
I walked through town today and kept imagining destroying the buildings with my oversized errection.
Is this gonna get worse?

brehs...how do you avoid that urge to check for new content?

I've been stuck in this rut because I'm losing hope about my future. Last year I invested a lot of effort into self improvement and a genuine attempt to turn my life around. For the small amount of success I did have, I didn't feel as good as I thought I would. This sent me into a downward spiral and I developed a habit of just checking for new scenes and not even fapping, which is really fucked up IMO.

For my longest streak (45days) I just accepted that there'd always be new content and I developed a strong hatred for the porn industry, but this mindset isn't helping me anymore since I'm starting to think I'm a lost cause.

that was my routine every day for years, even if I didn't fap every day I would still check for new tranny scenes and shit every day. I'm doing noporn/maybe no fap this year and I've succeeded so far. I cleared out my bookmarks and browsing history. My method of downloading scenes was to use keep2share and pornbb or something similar and I cancelled my subscription to keep2share. Like every day I'll start to go look for porn but somehow have stopped myself so far. I'm not sure there's any method to it other than willpower.

hmm, now that I look back, I think that cultivating a deep hatred for pornography is what helped me get through the initial week or two (lots of people say that this is the hardest part). Probably not the healthiest approach, but fuck it. Sometimes you gotta go backwards to go forwards

>live with parents
>they are gone for the weekend
>could put my porn on my 40" TV with my loud ass speakers

should i do it guys

NO. roll for pushups and/or have a cold shower, breh

HODL

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