#WhyIAvoidTheGym

christ, I was invited for new years last week and went out until 4am, and I still haven't mentally recovered from that. I even avoid playing vidya with friends.

I was talking to a girl, and she said "yeah, I'm quite the loner. I don't like hanging with many people.

She said her new year eve party was "a quiet get together", with 10 people.

Their reality is so different. Personally, I hate people so much that it's hard just living with myself.

It must be nice to be able to make excuses to yourself like that. Even DYELs are better

lol I dont mind that they dont go to the gym, makes me look better by comparison. also a busy gym is never a fun gym

>NYRfags are gone 5 days in

>girls openly admit to bro sluts in front of thousands of users now
The world truly is goin to die isn’t it

LE ANIME GIRL POSE XDDDDD
AM I KAWAII?

>scope out the hashtag
>full of estronauts, fat chicks, and the "resistance"

I'm not surprised.

>wanting your competition to be strong and fit
why is Veeky Forums so full of cucks?
how do we make fitness unpopular and fringe again?

>estronauts
Holy shit

>estronauts

Could this be the next big meme?

>estronauts

>estronaunts
fuck that’s a good one

>estronauts

>people rationalazing laziness
Who honestly cares anymore

It wasn't that good of a joke, anons

New meme

#WhyIAvoidTheGym

I hate normies using the gym to socialize and talk to each other, making me wait for way longer for everything until they stop talking

I hate roasties going to the gym in yoga pants to get mires and feel good about themselves

I hate Chad wannabes doing superset circuits and using 3 things at once, and complaining if you want to start using one of those things

I hate retards interrupting you, for example asking you have many sets you have left literally while I'm lifting

People bringing little kids, or animals, that run around the gym being a danger to me themselves

Shitty nigger music in the gym

I could probably go for hours. I bought a bench, squat rack, pull up bar, barbbell, dumbbell, and some basic accessories and put it all in my garage. Gains and happiness have increased x100 since my gym days. Honestly if I had to go back to a gym, I don't think I could do it, I'd rather just be one of those pull up bar training only guys

>estronauts

Is that Horse porn girl?

>estronauts
This is why I keep coming back. Thank you user, now I can say I was in that thread

>estronauts
This can stay

>estronauts
perfect

>expecting complaints about the gym system, fees and such from home gymmers
>it's all fatties and estronauts

estronauts is golden. You've done good work today user. Treat yourself.

>the gym system
I guess you mean your country's gym system?
I just pay a monthly fee and work out. Dunno how you guys do it.

This is the next big thing.

heh

>estronauts

\Fit\ complains too much about nyers
They pretty much pay not to do anything so it

If only fit people worled out membership fee would go up

I probably read the term estronaut on /pol/ half a year ago, thank you for reminding me!

Nah i just mean how you have to scout out a gym in your area and avoid getting ropes into a shit contract, and then dealing with community equipment that isnt solely yours for better or worse

Usually don't reply to these "le screencap" posts, but this term's about to take off

I awlays wonder about that Twitter trending shit.
How many people are actually behind it?
Is it just some really small group that spams that shit over and over until it gets noticed, or are there actually thousands upon thousands of people who use it to voice theior opinion about something?

This is good. Less faggots in the gym getting in my way doing retarded shit.

Include this in the next New Year's comic, SIR!

What's the joke in "estronauts"?

Estrogen + astronauts

he misspelled “astronauts” is all you brainlet

estrogen

It's a control system by (((them)))

>estronauts
SHUT IT DOWN
H
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D
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Women are living memes,

>ANXIETY & DEPRESSION, AM I RITE XD

Nothing, but Veeky Forums is just a bunch of newfag redditors forcing whatever "meme" they can find.

wow you are retarded

fuck it, i'm in for the screencap

you waited a long time to post that, didnt you?

thank you for bringing this to my attention, user

jaysus

Good, more pussy for us I guess. This being said I first assumed this was about home gym master race

Women were a mistake.

i don't get it
estrogen + astronaut, so it means someone with high estrogen but is the astronaut bit about?

But introverts can go to the gym either way, you don't need to interact in it, chatty people are annoying when you just wanna lift

>estronauts
Haven't heard that one before kek.

>estronauts,what a time to be alive

-naut is a suffix that derives from nautical, i.e of the sea, but has come to mean an explorer
nothing to do with astronaut you fucking brainlet

Why are people samefagging so hard?

Estronaut’s been a thing for a while you fucking newfags

english isnt my native language pls no bully

>estronauts

this. I've never seen a more reddit board in all my life.

t. __________

>estronauts

so it's an estrogen explorer? wow so funnay

best post in a long time
well memed, my friend

ITT we did it reddit

it derives from Greek

What she means is she's shy around chad. She'll hang with all these beta boys all day as long as she's their queen. Won't fuck them though.

Wow so many newfags here

HAHAHA XDDDDD PUT ME IN LE SCREENCAP FELLOW REDD- I MEAN Veeky ForumsTER XDDD LE SIDES KEEEKKKK

>estronaut
Ur a fookn genius mang.

Jews

These

They're diving into a world of estrogen, navigating the 7 seas of soy in search of someone to fuck their wives

2018 new year comic material SIR

Been chuckling like a retard the whole time I was reading the other replies

Makes me legit mad.

>7 seas of soy

I'll be honest. I almost never browse Veeky Forums except lately. I spend most my time on /hoc/, /v/ and now /tv/. And literally i go to reddit.
but you guys here behave the exact same way as they do at reddit. Always trying to jump on the joke for internet points. You dont even think estronauts is a good joke, you just follow what everyone else is doing. Fucking pathetic.
No other board behaves this way. The pinnacle of comedy is /hoc/, though. So spend some time there.

the fuck is/hoc/"

Good one user have a (You)

>I never browse Veeky Forums except lately
NYR detected

>sign up for gym new gym in my neighborhood looks really nice, isnt to pricey
>this is the year im gonna get in shape.
>pay for 12 months upfront because its cheaper
>head to the gym January first
>sign on the door "OOPS we aren't OPEN till April, happy new year."
>WTF

I am the most introverted person I know and I love the gym since it caters to that. Unless there is someone I know well, I don't need to say anything apart from "How many set do you have left?"

PUT ME IN THE SCRREN SHOT FOR r/Veeky Forums!!!!!!!!!!!

ive been on fit for 3 years now and haven't herd estronauts a single fucking time. stop trying to be elitist "old fags" and fuck off

Board culture is very different than getting upboats to the front page of Reddit for some news article no one read beyond the headline.

*heard

Kek

>soymonauts