Thanks for taking me out to dinner user! So you can bench press 225? That's a lot of times!

>UMMMM YES YES WELL I CAN ACTAULLY BENCH 275 FOR 3 HEHEHEH
>I HOPE THE MORE I EAT THE STRONGER IS GET
>SO I SOON WILL BENCH 315 YA KNOW HAHAH
>THEN MAYBE IDK UMMM MAYBE WE CAN KISS?
>IM SO STRONG LOVE ME
>LOVE ME LOVE MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talking about random shit to a very beautiful woman like that would unironically be less of a problem than talking about random shit to someone I'm genuinely attracted to. I've never felt intimidated by beautiful women and I have no trouble talking to them. It's the mean bitches and regular girls I'm genuinely attracted to in a romantic way that make me blush because of what can happen.

Memeing aside, is it more impressive to rep 100s on the dumbbells or 225 for barbell on flat bench? I can rep 100s for a set of 5 but can only get 225 for 2

Thats pretty much the exact same difficulty.
The way I see it is: you take the individual dumbbell weight in lbs (100), convert it to kilograms (220), and that’s how much you’d be barbell benching in lbs

>painted eyebrows
dropped

>traumatized face covered by plastic smile
So, when were you raped?

Underrated

Sooo... just multiply the dumbbell weight by ~2.2

As soon as the roofies in her drink kick in

>"Haha no sweetheart, I bench press 225lbs about 3 times, anyone can bench 225 times with low weight, enough about me though, let's talk about you and let's start with those eyes. Simply divine"

It's fucking easy.

Cringe

"Benches for the wenches bitch."

>Y....y......you too

You forgot to flex a cep.

Autism

Have you ever been on a successful date with a female?

>"simply divine"
>*tips fedora*

yikes

tell me this is bait

>divine

someone pls do the makeapp thing

>btw did i mention i have a very rare combination of downs and autism?

No. At the moment I'm currently single, doesn't mean the females don't like me though. I get flirted with constantly.

It's pretty simple, if you're able to make any girl in the room make her feel like she's the reason your heart beats, you can make her yours. And it's amazing

Said no woman, ever

>implying 225 bench 1rm is impressive

360 and leave

>So, what are some of your hobbies besides lifting?

SUCK UPON IT!

you know the usual; classical piano, figure painting, taming strange

I hope you have a good day user

okay 2/10 bait at this point. Your first post was good tho.

This girl looks like a real goody goody. I would feel horrible watching her guzzle and gag on my cock

embarassing

"No, who told you that? I don't work out. Well, maybe a little Wii Fit and Zuma."

T. Virgin

I've made out with 12 women in my life. How about you?

if you 360'd you would walk into her first lol

had sex with two

two more than you'll ever have with those pickup lines, you fucking autistic

I'm smooth, charming, and old fashioned. When I'm ready for sex, I'll have my pick of the litter.

Quality over quantity, bud.

I don't know how much I can BP I exclusively do cardio once a week

keep telling yourself that, maybe that'll halt your inevitable school shooting

I don't lift at all.
I'm just a Veeky Forums tard.

Not gonna "shoot up" a school.

I keep my rage on a leash. I harness it in the gym and because of This, I am stronger than you

it is absolutely impossible to bottle rage. rage is when your frustration gets out of hand and you lose your shit.

...

B8

>*flexes a delt*

>doesn't know how to flex delt
>decides to move arm outward like a cable flye
>needs resistance for a proper flex
>puts hand in pocket and pushes outward, making pants look fucktarded

let me guess, you can do 200 lb on flat for 5?

im shocked.

actual non autistic response.

Look at her confused like she said something weird and/or chuckle.

>"No, no. I bench 225 POUNDS 25 times in one gym session. Do you work out or play any sports?"

"Yes I used to do gymnastics when I was younger, now I just run in the morning"
>Continue talking about that
>"Gymnastics, did you compete anywhere?"
>"Why did you quit?"
>"Do you run in the X park? I sometimes run there myself."

OR

"No, why do ask?"
>"There is no way, you look like you must do some kind of sport, yoga maybe?"

It's a subtle compliment that does not sound like you are trying complimenting her. Basically on a date or tinder match never talk about sex/past relationships/her body/her eyes/her smile/her hair etc. unless she brings it up first or she gives a VERY strong hint that she wants it (kissing, snuggling, grabbing your hand, "lets go to my/your place" etc.). That shit puts girls on alert and they start getting the creepy vibe from you. Just treat her as a female cousin or friend that you haven't seen in 5+ years and you are catching up, hanging out and most importantly make fun of her and tease her for little things (things that she is not insecure about), girls go wild when you get under their skin and fuck with them.

Basically as soon as you say shit like "You look gorgeous tonight" you let her know you want to get in her pants and therefore validated her, most of them lose interest really quick unless you are really attractive. For the entire first date you are trying to get her to make you say that you are attracted to her and want to fuck her, the more you put it off the harder they'll try until it eventually escalates into physical intimacy and then you basically have her.

This shit works about 8/10 of the time, you'll get a second date/first date will lead to sex. Wasted 3 years in college being honest and being myself on dates and that never lead anywhere besides getting ghosted and friend-zone.

ANYWAYS dont talk about ur bench on dates fag

12 women...this year or...?

Oh god you were actually bragging

18+

you're a fucking spastic dude
just say you like to exercise, then change the subject

if you're gonna argue that you would steer things to a better topic then you should provide an example. as it is, he said something that works and you've said nothing.

225 is rep tier wtf dyel

>Correct her
>Humble brag about your bench
>Change the subject to her
>Let her talk about herself for the next 5 minutes.

I've literally had almost exact conversation on pretty much every first date, if it looks like you workout even while wearing clothes they will comment on that very quickly into the date.

*flexes a gastrocnemius*

”Actually the 225 is the weight I can bench, 225lbs”
>”Oh hahaha I didn’t know that’s what it meant.”
“Yeah, do you workout too by any chance?”

Do you fags never even breathe in the same room as a female?

I fucking love you guys

>unironically admitting to gymceling
>ever
wew lads

>"Haha no sweetheart, I bench press 225lbs about 3 times, anyone can bench 225 times with low weight, enough about me though, let's talk about you and let's start with those eyebrows. Simply divine"

Me too. I haven’t been that happy in life in a long time.

Maybe for you. I harness it into pure raw strength.

what the actual fuck am i reading

Honestly, I'd laugh and ask her how her day has been going. I'm not sure where this pic is taken but it kind of looks like assigned seating. Maybe we're at a fancy party. I'd chat with her about the event we're at, and if the moment was right (not forced) I'd tell her that I thought her dress was pretty, etc...

Tbh I'm on that noporn life and I'm not so much horny as extremely lonely. I need to at least feel a connection with a girl sometime soon.

>'Yeah, it's a pretty big deal, wanna see how many press ups I can do?'
>'umm n-no'
>'hold on babe'
>get down on the floor in the middle of the restaurant and start to bust out perfect press ups by the dozen
>'44, 45, 46'
>'um what are you doing'
>'come and sit on my back, I need extra resistance'
>'um I think I'm just gonna go, this was a mistake user'
>'hold on, hold on' *takes off shirt* 'what do you think huh? Like what you see?' *start flexing pecs* 'Yeeeeeeeeaaa, look at those puppies dance, unf I'm so fucking juicy babe' *grab her hand* 'here just touch them, feel that mass'
>'omg you freak, let go of me I'm leaving!'
>'pffft, u mirin bish'
>she leaves
>waiter awkwardly brings over the bill and leaves it on the table
>$300 dollars for 2 glasses of wine and some breadsticks
>'holy shit, 300 fucking bucks' *looks at waiter* 'hey buddy, check out how many press ups I can do'

I just can't close the deal.

same. I currently have a god tier looking crazy bitch eating form my hand, but then a plain jane makes me fking nervous i dont get it

"jerkin the gherkin to the cheesiest of pizzas"

Eyebrow plucking on my spare time.

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>SIMPLY DIVINE
jesus fucking christ dude. you're talking to a 7.5/10, not the queen of england u fucking corncob

id just flex a 'cep and say something along the lines of

"hows this for a start"

then again im not autistic like you and i know what girls want

>7.5

nah, come on. she would have to have horrible skin under her makeup to drop below 8.

Do you seriously still count how many women you've made out with?

I remember I used to do that until I hit puberty

>little to no chest
>that welsh woman look (eughh)
>a hairstyle that doesn't complement her face shape
>MAN-HANDS

are you fucking gay or something?

...

asks the women's hair stylist

she'd be better off with wavy hair

also, just fb'd her and it turns out she is welsh (pic related)

this is about as hot as welsh women can get and it's still a 7.5 at most

With every fiber of my entire being, I will do what it takes to love her and have her love me. I will move the heavens and the earth, I will shatter time and reality to hold her. I will drag my body through hell and back just to speak to her and develop a relationship with her. She will be my world, nothing will compare, nothing will change her. My very existence will be to make her happy and live a fulfilling life with her.
I pray that god hears my plea and grants me mercy. Amen.

Is Elizabeth Hurley Welsh? I like that type. Can't see anything wrong with it.

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>"Hey user, shall we go to the gym after we're done spreading this fascist propaganda? I heard you can deadlift 250kg and i wanna see it"

She dated warnie, must be a good sort

how do you even imagine her replying to that

fucking kek i pictured the scene

Kek

What? No. It's literally just some random girl op probably fapped to

here's her fb: fb.com/photo.php?fbid=10210985513537878&set=ecnf.1355396836&type=3&theater

I can't tell if she's Italian or Spanish. Logo looks like it's casapound's youth chapter though.

>dinner

Clearly lunch, its still bright outside and the lighting inside is suoer bright

>"Simply divine"

Good work user

>You will never fall in love while fighting for the new fascist revolution

It hurts

*tips fedora*