/karen/ general

looool i'm in the SF bay area, are you close?

My name is Chad (original OP)

kek

Dubs this must happen.

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HAHAHAHAHA YES BRO HOLY SHIT. This girl is I'm Santa cruz

My name is Jeff Natty

dude fuck how old are you lolllll i'm 26 we're driving distance breh im near san fran

It must be done OP. Deliver nao

I'm 20 breh. She's 19.

holy shit you fuckers better double team that bitch

All further replies by the original op (me) will be under this name

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Lmao you fucking ruined it bro

senpaitachi...

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Holy fuck how did this happen

i got my DP onsie ready breh. you wanna make this happen?

faggot

Op here. Fuck you don't worry Chad I saved face

Its derailed breh. But I've got my onesie too

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Hi Karen!

if u wanna be bros feel free to add me on snapchat

dxfirty

What sort of faggot gets up and thinks "YEAH ILL FUCKING POLICE MORALITY ON Veeky Forums"

queer

this is why tinder threads are not allowed on/ fit/

did she respond?

We need a new girl, everyone get to Tinder ASAP

shhhhh we have a woman coming over, be on your best behaviour Veeky Forums

Yes sir.

u fkn narc

I’m on it f.am

Doing gods work, my son.

Just matched with this chink. Give me some good ones Veeky Forums

"I'd like to insert my personality into your box. Number?"

No no no say
"Tinder told me to insert my personality into your box."

>If I take that septum piercing off, will you die?

Report and sage

Well now that i've inserted my personality into this box, maybe I can insert something else into a different box?

>qt I had a class in HS spotted on tinder
>never made moves back then
>found her at a music festival a month ago but didn't talk either because I was too preoccupied with meeting a band that was playing
>finally matched with her

How do I start a conversation? I feel like if I mention HS or the festival it'll come out super creeperish

>hey didnt we go to high school together?

Dubs decides

ayy bby u wan sum fuk?

Hey, what do a walrus, an iPhone and you have in common?

I swiped right cause of dem tiddies!!

tell me your opinion on late stage capitalism

she is like 15 dawg
>r u 15?

Occasionally cute, funny to look at, but no one wants to touch you.

Winrar

open bob

gib milkies

Answer: They'll all kill me if I try to put them up my ass

no

FUCK

We’ll see

I like this user.

Petition OP to only reply to Ellen with baneposts

kek

Oh shit 916 here where you nibbas at?

holy fuck you're gonna get laid through baneposting

Op is dead

This flight plan includes only me, you, and my Netflix acount

High school was 6 years ago breh

THE PENOR RISES

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>this is the kind of guy that browses/fit/
Apparently this is the guy who was talking to Karen originally.

what kind of name is elan? thats not even a real name.

>actually using a mirror selfie on Tinder
yikes

kek poor guy doesn't even have a real name

Haha that's me

lmaoooooo i could see him as a member of some indie band or some tumblr fag

classic pic.

Seems like a fun guy tbqh

How do I stop looking like a fag

I'm the mirror selfie comment, you don't actually look too bad, just had to give ya some rub as is Veeky Forums tradition, ya know?

post body

You are not OP

christ i would drink her bath water

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Dude how drunk are you holy shit

user...

How many of you fags texted her?

erotic baneposting is truly the next step

Yeah, she's pretty cute, but I don't think she was fond of the baneposting

I am unironically op

bro if you could pull an ellen wtf are you doing on this site? i'm actually upset with you.you're too good for us.

start working out

Kek

Why not