Please help me guys. you're my only hope...

please help me guys. you're my only hope. I've been with my girlfriend for a couple of months now and recently she told me that she often got a gag reflex when I cum anywhere on her. she says that it has never been a problem with her ex/early in our relationship.

I've taken a closer look at my semen to see if its particulary unique/gross and I noticed that it is a bit lumpy? there are chunks of white bumps floating in an otherwise liquid sumstance. its not EXTREMELY gross but I would really like to have normal semen like in porn. I know for a fact that there is a diet plan for having glazed looking and healthy/thick semen and I¨ve seen it posted here every now and then. could someone plz post it here? also general tips?

maybe you need to taste it first to see what the problem is

she is grossed out even if I cum on her body

the problem is that you're not black

I think you better let me blow you first and then give my two cents.

>gf mentions how her ex cummed in her mouth
Surely this must bother you on some level, right?

Oh my god that pic. Close ups like that are perfect.

not in the mouth. I once came on her feet and she kind of paniced and said that she was gonna puke if I didnt get a towel to dry it off.

after that we talked and she just said that it's weird how she gets nauseus and that it hadn't been a problem earlier in our relationship nor with ther ex.

she's shy af so I assume she DOES know the reason and just does not want to say it.

Fucking feetfag degenerates

>not coming in her mouth
never gonna make it

I remember a picture with a guide being posted here as well. I know one of you faggots have it. don't lie to me and post it

Your semen is fine.. Pornstars take a shit load of supps specifically for huge loads

>hadn't been a problem earlier in our relationship nor with ther ex.
Good news, it's guaranteed over so you can cushion the mental blow now instead of waiting for the inevitable.

Maybe stop cumming on her then?

yeah I'm down with taking supps. what do they take?

i take zinc only and if i dont cum for a few days i can shoot it out a few meters

she jacks me off and blows me often. I could just pull away and cum somewhere else, but I thought that should be the last resort if I cant do anything with my semen until then

Don't trust that image it will fuck you up badly. Just have a healthy diet and drink lots of water.

Drinking boatloads more water and eating pineapple for lunch/snack every day seemed to help me.

I recently started taking this multi vitamin. I do eat really healthy. I do lift, hense posting on this board because I hang out here a lot. I don't think it's because of my diet, but I thought maybe I lack something so I bought this supplement in case.

do you see something important missing?

This? Google "cum cocktail" or something like that. Web search, NOT images!

I think the most important supplement is lecithin. That said, this isn't to make your cum smell or taste nicer. For that experiment with diet and eating more raw fruits (pineapple) and veg; less salt, meat, dairy. Personally, an ex had an issue and she went from fine with my loads and swallowing to unable to handle it after a bad experience (came on tongue and it stayed there/tasted it too long. And at the time it tasted bad, trust me).

Also worth considering, has she ever been raped or cucked you? Could be psychological/guilt.

what did it improve? what was the problem?

>she jacks me off and blows me often
doesn't sound that shy to me famalam.

are you sure she's not sucking bbc on the side?

yea I think she just has had one bad experience. maybe it was particularly lumpy once she washed it off her hands and she inspected it closely when she was in the bathroom or something. thanks for the pic tho. will research more.

only on weekends

Is she a victim of rape or other sexual trauma?

Sounds like shes doing this because your the type of guy to make it his problem instead of telling her to deal with it

Its just diet ans water intake user. My ex told me the exact same thing but changed when I was eating clean again

>came on her feet
>not a problem with her ex
I sense a toasty roastie.

>it tasted bad
>trust me

A single zinc pill makes me go firehose mode, can't imagine what that stack would do to me.

Bro she obviously cheatet on your ass and now isnt feeling well fucking with you

Your gf simply doesn't like you anymore. I'm sorry man.

On the bright side, your cum is perfectly normal. The white, lumpy appearance is completely normal. Porn semen is NOT normal, often enough its corn starch and video tricks. 99.9% of normal men will not ejaculate like a porn star, and you're a retard for thinking anything related to porn is "normal"

It happend once to me. My multivitamin had a shitload of zinc (makes you shoot shitload of cum but it smells and tastes like old rusty penny) which was the main cause. All I did was change my multi to one with less zinc. Also eat pineapple and stop ejaculating on her feet fucking creep

Get a new girl.

If you want your semen to taste more sugary / sweet, make sure to eat / drink ananas juice , that works well.
As for how to get a less dense semen, I think you should simply drink a whole lot more water.

>not coming in her cunt
Semen contains testosterone and other hormones which are absorbed by her. If you're not cumming in her on the reg then sooner or later her biology will make her cuck you.

Thank you someone with sense!

underrated/10

>this

i second to this

Drink more and take 2400mg of lecithin a day, lecithin will really water down your loads and make them less lumpy and more tolerable

Sperm also contains spermidine (I think that's what it's called) which is actually being tested in terms of it's cancer preventing qualities, if you want to benefit your bitch, cum inside her

>my girlfriend
>other men have cum on her

>she says that it has never been a problem with her ex

This.
I dumped my true love because she made comments like this.

Take 50mg of Pygeum for this stack, not 500mg. You don't want a doctor or nurse to have to cut into your dick.

>she says that it has never been a problem with her ex
why did you not drop her?

But he says 500mg is fine, user

it's all ogre
sorry

I've got the answer dude.

Semen has sperm, which is essentially a bunch of proteins working together as a cell, with some ATP and enzymes on board. Due to how this sperm is mostly protein (the flagella is protein) it denatures when heated above approximately 38 degrees Celsius.

Your problem is hot showers, the use of underwear and likely putting heat sources near your scrotum, such as a phone in your pocket or a laptop on your lap, its this heat that's causing these sperm cells to denature and as such become adhesive, forming those white lumps.

Don't believe me? Warm up a metal bowl to above 40 degrees and ejaculate on it.

If you date a girl after highschool, it's a certainty that she has had cum in her and on her, as well as at least a finger in her ass.

Welcome to reality.

she doesnt respect you enough and also thinks too little of you to even have your cum on her-thats why she is disgusted by it, because she lets a loser cum on her

MADE FOr BBC

here you go user...

>after highschool

more like after 8th grade, m8. bitches are whores starting very early.

t. Former mathematics teacher. Bitches would literally try to seduce me ''''''''''for fun'''''''''''. They're young girls and they already know the fucking game. It's insane.

And before you rush to conclusions, no, I didn't fuck with any of them; I'm not a pedo. I left and decided to actually put my engineering degree to work.

ITT: reddit

no one else clean up like this?

your retarded. Not wanting to get cummed on != not liking

>someone online tells me to do this
>get bowl
>heat
>start jacking off
>uncomfortable when standing, but whatever
>cum into bowl
>after realize gf was starring at me
>she wants to break up

/thread

That's the thing. It's the biological imperative to want a man she's attracted to nut inside of her or in her mouth. If she doesn't feel comfortable with you cumming on her, she doesn't feel attracted to you.
Even more, if you're horny, your sense of disgust really gets almost nonexistant, that's why you lick pussy, kiss your girls mouth after she's sucked your dick and stuff like that, because you're horny as fuck. The same goes for women, the conclusion is she is not horny/attracted to you. Sorry man

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