How Veeky Forums do I have to be to get the qt3.14 azn gf? This is Calum von Moger's old gf, he cheated on her too

How Veeky Forums do I have to be to get the qt3.14 azn gf? This is Calum von Moger's old gf, he cheated on her too.

you need to be able to...
bench 135lbs for 3 sets of 12
stand above 6'ft tall
be able to do 20 push ups non-stop
10 pull ups - no kipping
and weigh in under 200lbs desu

>and weigh in under 200lbs desu
Why do asians not want real men?

>he cheated on her too.
Maybe she's really emotionally distant or boring or perhaps he's insane. We'll never know.

>looks as hot as that
>still get cheated on

why are men so cruel :(

The kind of guy who can get her has beautiful women constantly chasing HIM.

Calum a small

so literally just be an average man?

Apart from the pull ups.

"She" has man hands

fit enough to make six figure salary

>bodybuilders ex is asian
>bodybuilder is australian
why am i not surprised?

Her eyes are uneven, only would bang her with a brown bag covering her head.

More like azn gains goblin

>UNDER 200lbs

twink

This must be photoshopped.
Her torso is inhumanly long and slender.
I mean, it's sexy as fuck, but her rib cage must be 2 feet tall

>dating asian girls
>not being a low-t soyboy

pick one

For every beautiful girl out there, there is some guy who is sick of her whiny shit.

How is Ai real

She makes 9s look like 3s

>Calum von Moger's old gf
name?

or maybe she's just asian because who would want to spend their future with some dog eater

She is way beyond qt3.14 territory. Qt3.14 is going to a bookstore in a college town and randomly picking any of the Asian girls wearing a scarf and typing on her iPhone. This girl is a model.

a girl like this will only want you if you have the capability of cheating on her.

Just be good looking.

jesus christ

Also:

Must be swift as a pouring river

Have all the force of a great typhoon

Have all the strength of a raging fire

Be as mysterious as the dark side of the moon

It isn't her. But his ex is Karina Elle
Pic related

>e force of a great typho
awww fuckkk, any sauceee on OP pic??

Literally just be white and normal weight.
Asian girls will be all over your dick.

How are you gonna date if she only wants to stay in her swamp?

who is this

>lbs
>not kg

Ai Shinozaki, there's a rolling thread of her on /s/

Wrong.

Try:
>225 3x8 minimum bench
>135 OHP 3x5 strict form minimum
>Squat 275lbs or more 3x5 ass to grass minimum
>Diddy 3.5pl8 3x5 strict form minimum
>10 consecutive pull ups is a decent start
>And be >18% BF
>And be 5'11 or taller.
>And be at least within 1/10 of the girl.

Saaya's better

tfw had azn hottie and fucked it all up

I don't get the whole deal. Jap girl voices are the cutest thing in the world and I can listen to them all day, but a lot of them look ugly. now true hapas like pic related (not kike spawn with chinks) are cute