Mfw the gym blacksmith cuts my plate wrong and it weighs 44lbs instead of 45lbs

>Mfw the gym blacksmith cuts my plate wrong and it weighs 44lbs instead of 45lbs.

>MFW the gym sarracens are defiling the holy racks.

>forgot to get enchantments on the bar after my last PR

>tfw peasant mode
>still skinny even though doing shovel-digs 100x100 6 days a week

>the gym chicken farmer let them roost and shit all over the squat rack again.

>Workout is going smoothly
>Hear the jingle of the gym jester's cap behind me

At least your gym HAS a blacksmith. Mine transferred to the local kinoplex. Said the pay was better. Hope a falcon shits on his head.

>gym priest gave me his blessings
time to break prs laddies

>gym peasants starting another uprising

>be mirin thicc greek qt
>mfw gym ottomans surround her and claim her as theirs

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>blacksmith hogging the smith machine again

>Deadlifter haunting the racks again and possessing and hiding all the plates

>be at the gym making hard gains
>the gym’s manlet pit guards accidentally leave the gates unlocked
>a pack of the little munchkins invade all the benches and racks
>mfw overthrown by manlets

> mfw when the gym crusades are postponed til next week
Dirty Muslims keep hogging my squat racks

>lanklet guard hit his head on the ceiling and knocked himself out.
RUN BOYS IT'S OUR TIME

>gym potionmaster mixed up my order and gave me a love potion and boner pills rather than the strength potion and energy pills I wanted.
>worked out with a raging hard-on and fell in love with the gym Valkyrie.

>mirin gym manlet benching 3plaet
>notice he's got enchantment gems in the plates

>mfw group of dyels hogging the gym dragonslayer trying to even pick it up
Whole workout was ruined

>Get do gym
>Plato and Aristotle get to the squat rack just before me
>The both glare at me without saying a word until I awkwardly turn away and head towards the free weights.

they were testing you. Now they know you're a pussy. You have to assert yourself around the philosolads otherwise they won't respect you.

Stole the gym potion masters locker so he put a fire damage enchantment on the barbells burnt my fucking hands
>mfw

>Gym Buddha challenges me to beat him in a rap battle before he will allow me to take weights from the pile he is meditating on.

>not participating in the squatposium
Are you even trying to make it?

>mfw the gym farmer tried to lynch me for raising calves

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>the gym squatplugs rental is out of anuslicking fluffgirls again so forced to use lube
Fucking NYR

Only good ones in this thread. Rest is cringe.

Thank you for your very constructive tough love and showing us the way

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