Are you satisfied with your sex life. What is your take on this advice:

2-3 min sounds too fast. From my experience, girls like 10-20min if they enjoy intercourse at all. But if you can make her happy with your tongue and fingers it's fine I think.

I have problems with my relationship, and I have problems getting girls I want sometimes, but if I get her in bed I never have an issue performing or pleasing the girl. I love going down and foreplay plus I know how to read their body language and all that.

As for the advice, I don't think men or women should be obliged to fulfill their partners needs, but obviously they should if they care about the relationship. Plus sex after an argument can be crazy.

NO

t. 30 yr old female virgin fml

>lying on an anonymous forum

I've found that it takes a significant amount of time to pound out an orgasm. Fingers and tongue are super fast to get pretty much any girl there, but if I'm pounding it takes me like 20 mins of just like fooling around sex in multiple positions, then a 7 minute straight poundfest at 80%-85% speed. It takes a shitton of endurance and only a few times in my life have I been that fit

Haven't had sex in 5 years.

Anti social sperg couldn't talk to a woman If my life depended on it. Been to loads of therapy tried everything but here I am.

what is the consensus on eating out a girl the first time you meet her

Why not, if you enjoy it do it.

My gf and have a sex routine. I wish we could try something new ffs, anything.

>makeout session for 15-20
>start sucking on her tits for a few (this drives her fuckin nuts)
>she blows me for a bit
>I go down on her (she can only handle 5 minutes or so before it gets too sensitive, wish I could go longer)
>she has to lube both of us up (shes very petite and was a virgin, im a big guy 4u with a big dick)
>she gets on top, slowly edge it in after 5 minutes
>she rides for as long as she can (5-10 minutes) before it starts hurting, then I go ahead and cum

I would kill to be able to do her from behind, or honestly anything else. She talked to her gyno and she told her just more lube but it doesn't help. At least she loves blowing me so I get that several times a week.

i don't even like the cadence muslims speak with

yeah but is it dangerous?

Depends on the girl desu
If it's a friend or a coworker I have no problem with it unless she's a known slut
If it's a complete stranger then don't

What do you mean exactly

Sounds like hell, i get so frustrated when i cant fuck them properly, this same scenario ended my previous relationship because i couldnt deal with the shit sex.

Close your mouth your sexual energy is escaping.

Who gives a shit, what is the worst that happens you get chlamydia and get some anti biotics that clear it up in a week.

Use a vibrator on her clit and slowly fuck her from behind
The pleasure should at least somewhat help with the pain.

Ofc it is. It's better to wait for a gf to do it. Imagine how bad will it be if you get some shit from a grill and couldn't do it with your love.

>i only last like 5 minutes round 1, feels great though

>round 2 im fukin ready to go for like 30 mins
>she complains her vagina hurts

fuk!!!

>Veeky Forums
>sex life
pick one

Find another girl it will only be worse with time.

No
Also that girl is a total facelet. That guy could bang much hotter chicks

we'll see she's pretty fuckin hot and were good together

This so bad, or get used to a horrible sex life.

by Allahs will, post some pics you're comfortable in

>nosex
>volcel

Yes

>cadence:
a modulation or inflection of the voice.

I have problems getting it up with the GF. Does nofap help with this? I'm skeptical cause once I did nofap unintentionally for 2 weeks on a drug binge and I still couldn't get it up with a girl but it was probably the 3 hours of sleep a night and rampant alcohol/drug abuse. Now I beat it once a day and it is a gamble if I'll be able to keep a solid erection long enough to put it in. If I keep a healthy sleep and workout schedule, stay sober, and stop beating my dick so much, could I probably cure my Ed provided I'm 18 with healthy test.

Had fwb just like this for a little while. She had narrow hips or something, I forget what she told me. Weirdest thing too is that she didn’t want me to finger her or eat her out ever, and never gave me an answer as to why.

>If I keep a healthy sleep and workout schedule, stay sober, and stop beating my dick so much, could I probably cure my Ed provided I'm 18 with healthy test.
Very probably.

No I'm not. I have the single worst penis in existence. I could probably make money showing it off actually just for people to vomit.
>circumsized tightly
>no frenulum
>dry cracked flakey crusty
>scar
>skin so tight I can't masturbate without a shit ton of lube
>easily gets red and irritated
>zero sensitivity
>not flexible at all can only point straight up when standing
>laying down it just goes against my torso and can't move up
>cant get erections if not standing straight up
>no give at all so missionary is all I'm capable of but still uncomfortable to line up properly
>5 inches in length
>girth so small I can fit into a toilet paper roll with zero struggle, lots of empty space leftover
I'm a combination of the worst genetics and the worst circumstance and if you're reading this you don't have it bad at all so please live your life and enjoy it because I can't.

exactly, why would I be lying?

no, I'm ugly and my self-esteem can't handle the beating it will receive from random anons

Idk how my sex life is compared to others. I'm married and when we are able to work it into our schedules we have sex. To me sex is almost a hassle. I'm tired and overworked as it is. I've never really cared too much about it. I enjoy pleasing my partner and sure sex feels good but I just don't have a high drive at all. It's very low. I prefer deep companionship and non sexual intimacy over actual sex. I might be grey ace or something, idk. I don't really experience sexual attraction. Physical attraction yes, sexual attraction, no. I'd rather masturbate if I need that physical release than have sex.

How does one get laid when living with their parents after college, working full time, and not having any good pictures to put on tinder?

Clubs?

Socialize. Talk more to women everywhere you can. Gonna be hard without your place though, but my friends usually took a hotel or something like this to fuck girls, they were fine with it.

I have the reverse issue, I can barely cum at all unless it is with some new girl and the excitement is 10/10.

I go for the short sessions after gym (she lifts aswell), long sessions for resting days.

Most girls do not want it.

Your problem is the routine doesn't make her hot at all which is probably why she is hurting. Change things up, act extra dominant and it might go better.

No sex since my breakup 3 months ago. I'm between feeling uncomfortable and not finding anyone to do it.
The only girl I have and that I'm attracted to is currently living 1000 km from me. She really wants my dick.

Tinder is terrible right now. I don't feel like starting a conversation with most of my matches.

Other than that, I guess it's fine. I miss sex, but I still need to be able to go out of my comfort zone.

Do you find her hot? Do you feel manly enough aka are you fucking her or is she allowing you to fuck her. A lot of ED comes from a guy who feels emasculated because either girl has power in the relationship or she is the one taking all the initiative aka being the man.

why

go to the girl's home

They are both true 10/10's in my opinion

Have not had sex since 2015, assume it was a fluke and I was actually incel all along.

You're depressed. Magnesium + zinc + exercise + sunshine + friends.

I've just never cared much about sex.

You're probably actually low test even though you're in the "normal" range.

I'm a 22 years old virgin lol

Asexual, probably. Often cured with testosterone.

PUT IT IN HER ASS

Interesting. I'm doing exactly that. I jog every day when the sun rises, take zinc, magnesium and vitamin D.
I also hit the gym 6 times per week and go out with my friends almost every weekend.

I even had some dates on Tinder and I didn't feel really interested for the girls. Kissed some too. But I lost contact with most of them.

I have some new matches almost every day, but they all look uninteresting and most of the time they are.

Maybe I need some time off from dating.

My gf isn't that great on bed for now because she's still adpating to my "roughness" as she says. she's petite and kinda delicate and I'm a big guy (for you) but tobfd the best of it is the after sex conversation talking about random shit while laying naked.

Also give me some tips guys, my last gf was on the pill so I fucked raw, now with my actual gf my dick kinda doesn't want to go back to using condoms.

>most girls don't want oral sex
girls tell you this when you're bad at giving oral sex

I have little to no desire for it

I can get it up and perform just fine. I just dont chase girls for random fucks. I never had that desire to screw around randomly.

I do want to fuck, just only with someone I have a actual connection with.

Same. Hi five!

Use tinder and always go to hers

Youll get laid less. But less is more than none.

>>girth so small I can fit into a toilet paper roll with zero struggle, lots of empty space leftover

im sorry user

Going great user. Met loads of girls off of tinder and old oneitis is hitting me up, but I'm not all invested in her

How do I use tinder if I don't have a normiebook? I'd have to make one, but I don't really want to be on the grid and give Zuckbergenstein all of my personal info, so could I just make one and not friend anyone without it seeming weird on my Tinder? I also don't really have many pictures that would work for Tinder. Man I hate this whole fucking era I wish I was born 1000 years ago so I could just die of plague or something.

dude just get ok cupid instead

Wow I relate to this hard actually, I got laid in college easily and am good looking but I rarely take pictures/have 0 instagram presence so I don't have a ton of good pictures to put on tinder
>also painfully introverted

you dont need facebook anymore to use tinder, you can sign up with your phone number an email

you can sign up with phone number now

I mean on the first fuck. They are very shy about it.

I have only had girls tell me this when they had a nasty smelling pussy, probably self conscious about that. I fuck super hard with giving head and will do it with any girl even the first time if i'm drunk enough but holy shit I have smelled some disgusting vaginas before

Oh shit they're trying to expand their market to include autists, perfect!

this

Get maca powder
Start jelqing
Get in a very comfortable place
Think about sex a lot and in a few weeks you should be good

I though maca was placebo

I'm too big for most
Women. Cervix smasher is my middle name. Only size queens can handle my monster.

clubs honestly. people go there to socialize, have fun, make out, have one night stands and maybe even meet someone new.

Make sure to get drunk af everytime

Do size queens enjoy it

Reporting back in. I didn't beat my dick last night and today I was able to get hard enough to snake it in. Pretty good sex overall, nutted inside. Her little brother just gave me a hug as I was typing this on my phone btw.

I'm going to a girl's house tomorrow but I have no idea how to go about fucking her with her parents home. We've gone out 3 times before so it's not like we've been dating for a while. I usually lose interest after like 4 dates of not having sex, but I like this girl and I'd like to continue going out with her. I could use some advice here bros

if it's been a while prolly 1-2 minutes. But I have next to no refractory period so I'm not that bothered, and the next go round usually lasts 10-20. if I go for a 3rd it takes at least 30-40 mins.
If I'm with someone getting it often anywhere between 3-15 min the first time depending on mood.

Nigga eating pussy should be u go to nigga jesus fuck

>Get with gf
>Lose virginity
>Good sex for a couple months
>She stops being sexual
>Be a needy beta and have to ask for it
>Feel guilty even if she gives in
>Three years later
>Still with her
>Rarely have sex
>If it does happen, feel depressed after
>Conditioned to feel guilty for sexual feelings

Not satisfied

Unless some crazy traumatic shit happened to her its mostly down to your behaviour.
Read Models by Mark manson and/or
No more mr nice guy by robert glover

>No more mr nice guy

Doesn't that basically say to make your needs known or something. Making them known isnt helping when the wife isnt intersted

>Virgin
>Want my first time to be with a girl I actually like
>Only girls that I can get are thots who go after sex on the first date
>Only reason I'm not a kissless virgin is because one of those thots kissed me with no warning at all in my car
>Still angry that that was my first
>tfw just want a girl that wants to hangout and have a good time

yes

Allah fuckbar

Lads I'm somewhat new to this whole "having sex" fad.

What am I supposed to do when my girl is riding me on top? I usually just lay there and feel really stupid.

rub

Keep fighting the good fight user

just stop. your are holding yourself back from experiencing one of the best things in life. you're just gonna keep on pushing it away those 'thots' could be some real fun if you could just fucking relax. stop being such a princess

just let go.

You faggot.

Hands on her hips or waist, tits. Not rocket science breh

>doesnt want to have sex with girls that don't appeal to him
>HURRRRRRR FAGGOT YOU SHOULD FUCK ANY SLUT THAT SPREADS HER CUNT FOR YOU JUST HAVE NO STANDARDS LIKE ME SEX IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING IN LIFE FUCK ANYONE YOU CAN FAGGOT FAGGOT

you do do OP, dont be like this aspie teenager faggot

>tfw when used to fuck someone new like twice a week
>just want something serious now, but can't seem to get out of the habit of ghosting
>finally found someone compatible, I think
Dear god. I don't want to fuck this up. We're going on a date next week. Wish me luck, Veeky Forums.

It's amazing how almost everyone on Veeky Forums's fitness board is a sex stud. All either have girlfriends or multiple FWBs, hookup easily off tinder/bars/clubs, and all are really great at sex no matter what size their dick is and make the girls have orgasms repeatedly

All while being wealthy software engineers which is usually considered a nerd position

Quite astounding, really. Gotta wonder how Veeky Forums's fitness board because the haven for the studs to congregate on

You just notice it more because it irks you. Regular sex is nothing remarkable 2bh.