I just spent 300 dollars and creampied a prostitute. ask me anything

vajayjay and marihuana are you fucking 15?

I never said vajajay
Im a burger

enjoy your AIDS

fuck OP im jealous

I would never have the balls to get a hooker

just do it user, make sure u do your research though.

>300 dollars
to mach

>tfw you are attractive so hookers give you a discount

No you didn't.

And if you did you're a fucking idiot. Do you have ANY clue how prevalent STDs are these days?

300 dollars to become infested with superAIDS is not a good deal.
I'm certain you can get it for free at any gay bar.

>$300
I know there's a lot of Pajeets on here who think that's ballin' but you're still fucking poor if you think that's a lot of money.

>tfw when you're not attractive, but girls still buy you drinks and take you home sometimes

You probably acquired one of many existent STD's. Go see a doctor you idiot.

>wypipo
>dancing
XD

Please tell me she was:

>white
> less than 23
>petite or at least /fit

ideally show the prostitute's profile pics just to have an idea

Yes i did and yes i know the stats. Shes a regular of mine and extremely low volume
I never said it wasnt. Infact i paid too much but she let me blow my 5 day load in her tight pink snatch.

Cant post pic. But shes 22 years old 5 ft 1 98 pounds and blonde

>Shes a regular of mine

You and a hundred other motherfuckers. You're still an idiot. Enjoy your fucking aids.

Thanks mom

BUSINESS & FINANCE!

you cant get an std if you dont get tested you pussy

only gays get aids homo

>the state of millenials

Sounds good mane.

>extremely low volume

I never understood this mentality. Almost no prostitute is low volume. The only ones that can qualify is maybe the prostitutes of the ultra rich and even then those prostitutes still fuck a considerable number of men per month/year.

The way i look at it is i can get 3 100/escorts and not get what i want
Maybe too fat too tall and most wanna use a condom. Or i can spend a little more and get exactly what i want. Ive seen cheaper girls and its sometime unpleasant desu

Enjoy your stds Cletus

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Yea she was pretty high volume at one point but i can tell what she did by the reviews she got from her clients. They werent exactly good reviews lol so i know she wasnt barebacking them. Also she doesnt work anymore im sure

I don't mean to offend you but you sound like a cuck.
Nah i'm probably wrong, this isn't going to offend you, you seem like a proud cuck.

Can't wait until this bone head wakes up tomorrow and find that his penis burns when he pees

get hiv from a hooker as a male is very unlikely. I wouldn't expect anyone here to know since you're all virgins, but it's usually the recipient of dick who gets aids from semen, which is loaded with it.

RT cocaine and anal creampie like a real man

Fucking meta bro

>marihuana

>Good thing hiv is the only std in existence

yo op im a mad punter in australia but its legal here so no sweat. how did you get a prostitute in usa?

Did she enjoy it?

>Infact i paid too much but she let me blow my 5 day load in her tight pink snatch.
Bitch was making $100 a min with him. We should be taking notes

lol creampie a prostitute, are you crazy, now you have super gonorrhea forever, and your life is over because child support

>Cant post pic.
Just cover up any nudity and it's ok. Not like its a co-worker

Who knows? Maybe they ARE co-workers

a coin for prostitutes would be great, pimpcoin, you could mine it and in one week you could have a blow job for free

>igAyY
nice

Why on earth you feel great after fucking a hooker?

After I fuck I hooker I feel like a pathetic piece of shit scumbag

>tfw 24 yr old
>18 yr old amazing eastern euro gf
>is half my weight, 25cm shorter than me
>lets me fuck her raw doggystyle everytime

#4CHNallday

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damn, she lets you do doggystyle huh, arent you the champ!

Like a shart out of a mart?

Do people actually buy this?

is this supposed to be something special?

f-heheh-fre-heHEHEH-freee-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

IT'S NEVER FREE

>Paying for sex and feeling good about it

If she could prove she was STD free I would pay $300.
But how many bitches can prove that?

dont worry aids isnt real

OP is a larping faggot

STDs are a social construct designed to stignatize and oppress sexually liberated women. Please get educated before spouting conservative propaganda.

Did that guy shit his pants or something?

Herp

>this is how i feel rn
Autistic?

Go back to /b moron. /biz if for serious people dealing with the serious world of finance. We will not tolerate you here. Tip of the day: OMG will drop 12% today SS this.

>she LET ME

Women want the dick and the jizz inside of them. It's a biological need. You're doing them a favor by cumming up inside of their greedy holes. Why would you pay one?

>wasting money on pussy when you could be buying some shitcoin
what a fag

bareback with a hooker. Damn son, hope you didn't catch anything.
You seem to really like this girl, seeing as you're a regular. Tell me you don't lick her out?

I've always gotten them off backpage

>1 hour. we smoked marihuana together too
classy girl

So you were her last client? did you kill her?

Did you shit your pants like the guy in the vid?

this

actually only gay bottoms get aids. not even meming, it's hard to for a male to get aids from raw dogging the vag.

...

>mfw i made so much from crypto in the last year i quit my job and moved to the philippines
>mfw baller ass condo downtown for $500 a month
>mfw fucking prime teen pussy for free cuz they think im rich
>mfw getting an all night threesome with 2 sexy whores cost less than $100

> lives in Philippines
> does drugs
> gets shot

>mfw getting an all night threesome with 2 sexy whores cost less than $100
What? Pretty sure those whores are ugly m8. Pretty hookers here cost around $200 to $300. Where the fuck are you getting those hookers?

post some pics of the whores

how much did u make

dont do drugs kids
dating apps
50+ btc

would rawdog.

what was ur inital investment? u made it. Would love to live in makati and bang hookers all day

>actually only gay bottoms get aids. not even meming, it's hard to for a male to get aids from raw dogging the vag.
You're South African aren't you?

Do you leak there pussy?

I've thought about doing this but I'd be ashamed every time I saw my parents because they'd be able to figure out exactly why I was over there. At least with local prostitutes you can keep people from finding out.

i put in 10k over the course of 4 months december 2016 - february 2017
never
its actually really easy to be discreet with under the radar hoes who just do it on the side. desu i have a dimepiece full catholic gf who lost her virginity to me so i dont really mess with hookers much anymore. she cooks cleans sucks my cock every day, learning thai massage and is pretty much the best thing i could ever ask for. it would be easy to spin the story like you went to philippines to pick up a wife to appease your parents

How did you get a visa?

Let me get this straight... YOU paid her to fuck then let her smoke YOUR weed? You realize you could fuck women just by letting them smoke your weed right?

>larping on Veeky Forums

How does it feel to be an absolute degenerate?

>weed is legal
No

I didn't say anything about weed being legal. The fuck are you talking about?

I'm saying that weed is legal here, i can't get laid because i let them smoke my weed.

It's mary-jew-jew m8

Is that 5ft1 98lbs
or 5ft 198lb?

I think he was saying 5 feet and 1 inch or 5.01feet. And 98 pounds or 98lbs.

>tfw still haven't fugged and creampied a short, light woman

Warnings about the Adulteress

6For at the window of my house I looked through my casement,

7And beheld among the simple ones, I discerned among the youths, a young man void of understanding,

8Passing through the street near her corner; and he went the way to her house,

9In the twilight, in the evening, in the black and dark night:

10And, behold, there met him a woman with the attire of an harlot, and subtil of heart.

11(She is loud and stubborn; her feet abide not in her house:

12Now is she without, now in the streets, and lieth in wait at every corner.)

13So she caught him, and kissed him, and with an impudent face said unto him,

14I have peace offerings with me; this day have I payed my vows.

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20He hath taken a bag of money with him, and will come home at the day appointed.

21With her much fair speech she caused him to yield, with the flattering of her lips she forced him.

22He goeth after her straightway, as an ox goeth to the slaughter, or as a fool to the correction of the stocks;

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24Hearken unto me now therefore, O ye children, and attend to the words of my mouth.

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>you cant get an std if you dont get tested you pussy
that's how I live actually, I think I'm clean