How's the gf hunt going Veeky Forums?

That’s not what OP asked.

couldn't be bothered with fb and now as my friends have either given up "dude weed bruh" or are in ltr i regret it, tfw no wingmen.

I deleted it because I didn’t want to be reminded of her every time I opened my conversations

the search is over. i won the game. high school sweetheart acquired.

if you don't save your conversations or keep them around, how do you expect to learn from them? it is possible that you accidently sperged at some point and didn't see it.

That sucks, bro.

i got 10 hoes on snap but im scared to meet up w them

But fuck did it felt good to have a woman crazy for me. 'user you're hot as fuck and could get any girls you want' Last thing i was expecting to hear.

>tfw genuinely only attracted to one chick in my whole school and she's like 3 leagues ahead of me and probably a freshman
Being an 18 year old senior with stupidly high standards despite being like a 6/10 is pathetic

im a scumbag but they still love me

I am getting the occasional mires and attention but I, sometimes making out, but females demand so much invest and attention and it is just not worth it at this point, so I am doing nothing. Not virgin or incel tier, so i have no pressure though.

>qt at work is flirting with me lately
>finds out today I'm 24, she's 20
>is super weird about it
>was going to ask her out but now I'm not sure
I think I'm still going to do it lads but I don't want to make it weird.

actually its bretty gud. i work as a bouncer for a second job in a popular club in my city, so i see how vile females (usually) are. glad i don't have to deal with that shit anymore. watching kiddos trying and failing miserably to get with stacys all night makes me cringe.

So you have never been an independent single? Ever? Where did your life go, man?

This girl keeps saying she wants to go on a second date, but constantly says she’s busy or can’t.
I’ve accepted she’s not interested.
Lots of alcohol for me tonight.

if its weird for her she will make it weird for you. By this, I mean if ANYTHING at all goes wrong or she doesnt respond positively, she will go around saying that you are the weird one and made her uncomfortable.

Depending on the nature of your work, you probably shouldnt risk it unless you are absolutely 100% certain she would be down. Anything else is a risk that can end with you looking like a creep

I get mired 5, 6, even 10 times a day. 95% of the time I fuck it up by being my usual socially anxious, semi-autistic self.

once in a while it will happen after I had an overdose of caffeine with l-theanine, and I will be talkative, calm and actually care about what people have to say. those times I will get the girl`s number so I can fuck it up the next time I meet her by either taking too much caffeine and having severe jitter and anxiety or by taking too little and being unable to carry a conversation. I wish I could just have an exact dosage that worked for me every time, but nope. some days 100g, some days 50g, others 200g...

we went to different unis a couple states away. we kept in contact and kept some spark but only started dating seriously after uni. i did my dirt throughout uni knowing she was my end goal. fortunately all worked out as planned.

Too shy to make a move :-(

I normally don't make it past the second round of questions with girls so not good

i know those feels

and this so much

Was supposed to ask a girl out on a date but pussied out. Winter break is almost over and she is going back to Uni in another city until the Summer. My only 2 options are wait until Summer or ask her out over text.

my dreams of having a gf died long ago

>This girl keeps saying she wants to go on a second date
>but constantly says she’s busy or can’t.
maybe she is busy.

>Get hospitalised
>In a coma for four days
>Wake up
>Spend almost a week in the hospital
>Literally nobody noticed I was gone, nobody knew I was in a coma, nobody came to visit me or even called the hospital besides my mom
>tfw literally nobody cares about or and when you're gone nobody is going to miss you or even notice

Not actively hunting. I might sound like a complete bitch but I'm not ready for another heartbreak again.

Just focusing on myself, focusing on graduating this spring semester, and focusing on applying for graduate/post-bacc programs before I start looking again.

Wish me luck Veeky Forums brethren

>Work with cute girl
>Gives me attention and compliments
>Match with her in tinder
>Chat for a bit but nothing happens
>She leaves for the semester
>Comes back on break and dms me
>Tells me she only matched with me because a friend was using her phone
>Ask why she started texting me again
>Get bullshit answer

Why is it everything they do is for attention

Are you me

Never heard of L-Theanine but I also have a very specific state where I can actually stand other people and interact with them normally.

>meet the girl of my dreams
>things seem to be going smoothly so far
>deathly afraid that I'm going to fuck it up somehow

a dog would miss you most.

just came out of a ltr, they're not worth it. going to try some pua for a week each month with a dude.

in your same boat, user

focus on yourself and your own happiness

It’s been like 6 weeks she’s been putting it off.
I think she says she wants to just to be polite and then when I suggest going out to eat or something she says she’s busy

Should I ask out the girl who cuts my hair? I know she's in the service industry and has to be nice to me, and that she probably gets hit on every day, but I felt a connection.

Don’t worry I remember what I did and where I possibly went wrong but I do agree I wish I kept them, it just really bothered me at first and I wanted to get over her ASAP. For one I should have asked her out immediately the day after she hit me up. Secondly I should have kept my replies to 2-3 hours but I would instead wait upwards of 2-7 hours and reply the next day, I think this could have pissed her off. I also should have kept my replies shorter, sometimes they were longer than hers, I also should have not texted her “merry Christmas” I was worried she would get bored of waiting because I worked 6 days in a row, then Christmas happened, a bunch of family shit and I finally asked her out last Friday. Personally I think I waited too long and too much small talk. I feel like shooting the shit with a girl you haven’t slept with yet(over text) is bad to do, the messaging should have been sparse and mainly used to meet up. I didn’t ask her out right away because I was working a ton, I could have at least made plans after work to see a movie or something, maybe go for dinner.

I wasn’t perfect by any means but I did make some mistakes. Like I said my main issue was waiting too long. Women get bored fast and you need to fuck them immediately or else they’re gone before you know it. I noticed her being attracted to me as early as late October, I was too busy and slightly nervous about asking her out then but I finally decided to once the class ended.

One thing i learned and internalized, what has been proven more than once is, if she is interested, she will find time. No excuses. Coma maybe.

If she is doing a good job, then no, don't risk losing a good hairdresser.

did this, two years ago, got number had sex, got herpies, gave it to gf.

this year another hairdresser, asked for number, she said "i've just got a bf.. but ask me next year, they never last long."

Why the fuck did you want to take her on a date if she was going away for months anyway

Dont do it bro.
Long distance has shit chances to work

I’m engaged, you tell me

>I feel like shooting the shit with a girl you haven’t slept with yet(over text) is bad to do
joke about sex and make her laugh. if you can make her laugh you're in. i used to even send this chick reaction faces instead of texting back. i sent her a burt stare and got her in trouble for laughing out loud in a meeting at work once. we fucked regularly for about a year and a half before i met my current gf and cut it off. max innuendo you can get away with, minimal effort in texting. adhere to the 1/3 rule and you're gold.

It took me three months to get over my first heart break, but three fucking years to actually feel ready to give love another shot and I just got rejected by some thot. Guess what? It hurt a bit and not even a week later I’m already over it! You’re stronger than you think brother.

Yeah I know. My rule is if she doesn’t suggest another time she’s free, she’s probably just being polite and doesn’t want to

I'm 26 and dating a 21 years old. Don't feel weird to me. The difference with +24 years old girls is they are more cynical about things and slutier. If she's mature go for it bro.

>because romcoms taught them that fucking means relationship
AAAAAAAAH
AH AH AH
AHHHHHHHH

This. I'm 28 and STILL trying to undo decades of social/institutional/familial programming.

I didn't even accept women can just LIKE TO HAVE SEX without the need for any deeper connection than
>"I like him and he's attractive enough and I'm horny now so w/e..."
until I was 26.

26 years kv.

I'm trying to make up for it now, but holy crap it's a minefeeld.

How BRUTAL do you have to be to some chicks? They ALL preach about being equal and yet the moment something doesn't work on their terms they immediately pull the "Weak little girl" card.

They're like an onion without the gains. Just layer upon layer of tear inducing bitterness.

She's the trainee lmao I'm doing it.

it's a winter cuff, not going anywhere user

We're classmates tho.

she may be depressed user, don't you want a cute depressed submissive gf?

Had that hairdresser that I felt that exact kind of connection. Even made a compilation CD and gave it to her after she asked/hinted toward it.
Later, I learn that giving a compilation CD is like asking the girl out.
I, of course, did not ask her out, even though I was kinda interested.

Don't be a sperg, try your chance.

Going back to college tomorrow feeling optimistic
>new year new me r-right guys??

That’s the shitty part. My IRL game is fucking gold. I had her and another girl pissing themselves laughing one time, and I would make her laugh all the time without even trying. I think almost every girl wanted my dick in that class, no eggageration. I haven’t felt like that much of a stud since high school. My text game is weak and I’m learning to get better hopefully, like I said I waited too long and not being around her is what made her lose attraction for the most part imo. In all honesty I don’t think I fucked up that bad over text, I just think she’s the type of girl who plays a lot of games and likes men who are emotionally unavailable.

So what's the deal with Veeky Forums? I thought this place had trouble gettinga gf but it turns out the guys here fuck so many girls that that isnt the issue for them

>not having 2 backup girls
You actual faggot. The proper thing to do is to answer "k" and then make sure to post a photo of you with another girl that night

I envy you. tfw high school sweetheart dumps you and has zero chance of getting back with you

Takes some time to build that armor, but once you have it, you are invincible.

>The difference with +24 years old girls is they are more cynical about things and slutier.

>more cynical about things
>translation: they see what a loser you are and arent as naive with daddy issues as younger girls to see why you suck

Being an obese teenager had girls like me and be interested but sperged out horribly every single time and now that I'm a big fit boy and know sort of how to act there isn't a single chance to prove it. So yeah kissless hugless virgin

>never had a gf
>know I could never keep one anyway because I'm a dick

>They're like an onion without the gains. Just layer upon layer of tear inducing bitterness.
This

1/3 rule on text my man, you can do no wrong.

same user

It's been more than a year since my last relationship ended. It was very meaningful to me and I genuinely thought she was the one. She ended up moving across the country for a job. Still haven't really gotten over it, but it doesn't hurt anymore.

Working on the mental strength. Thank you for the love

My biggest issue is that you have to fuck girls good to keep them interested.

However I only really ever feel like having sex maybe once a week, or if I really want to "Save Up", every two EVEN WITH NoPorn...

I have above average free-T, but I just don't feel the need to fuck.

Why? Am I ill?

I've got two but I don't really like the one I'm living with

Cute and submissive? Obviously every guy wants that.
I don’t think she’s depressed, nor would I want a depressed chick I don’t think

Will go to art college in my country's capital city this year and I will also go to vacation to France for summer.

This is the year of the gf, I swear to God.

I just hope I get her on college, last time I got a girl in a vacation part of my soul died when I had to go.

>Go big college party finally
>Get some liquid courage in me
>Goes great, qt is mirin hard.
>I know the spaghetti will flow if I open my mouth, so play it cool
>Siting down, playing a game, her hands go under my shirt
>She compliments my gains
>"she might like us user, you have to say say something"
>Say we should go on a date sometime
>everyone around the table laughs
>She gets annoyed and pissy at me and shuns me the rest of the night
What the fuck guys, how did I mess this up? It bods well for the future but I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing.

>They're like an onion without the gains. Just layer upon layer of tear inducing bitterness.
And yet we crave them nonetheless...
suffermore

>"she might like us user, you have to say say something"
>Say we should go on a date sometime in front of a crowd of people
Found your problem

>asking a girl you just met on a date
That’s not how it works in college anymore user

not everyone on this board is DYEL user.When you make it you can pretty much get a 5/10 immidiatly

Got one but sometimes it's a literal pain in the ass
>be me
>fucking hyped for Wildcard Weekend
>all week can't wait for it to start
>living in austria so games are literally in the middle of the night
>tell gf lifting/workout schedule and when games start so we and especially she can plan out her freetime toghether
>having cozy evenings, saturday she wants to play some singleplayer vidya, I ask sif she is sure, she insists she wants to play
>finebyme.jpg
>plays for a significant amount of time
>have dinner
>suddenly a friend calls her and they go and gossip for an hour and a half
>after long ass call we do some shit
>night is here, games start
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.mp4
>gf stays till second quarter
>goes to bed
>and when I thought i can get into comfy mode
>"user, why don't you come to bed with me to cuddle"
>"but the game is still on"
>"then watch on your laptop user"
>reminder guys, second game starts 2:00a.m. here so i will fall asleep for sure when I lie in bed so I tell her that
>"but user, we finally got a whole weekend together and now you don't go to bed together with me. we should spend the weekend as much as we can together"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why are women like that?
I was fucking hyped to watch it, she even agreed on the planing, I even gave her ALL rights to planout our whole freetime so i can lift and watch the wildcard games in peace and then she pulls of this shit
But thank god she is a quick sleeper I won't give in to that but it still makes my blood boil

Friend of a long time and girl I've spoken to a bunch recently has kinda stopped talking to me since I drunkenly told her I had feelings for her. It's better this way. Not speaking with a female is lonely. I'm weak.

How do I take decent face pics with my average to low budget phone?
It makes my face look longer and mouth wider.
I think I cant be this butt-ugly faced because it looks totally different than on the mirror.

>was always an autist when it came to grills
>tfw I'l never experience a girl becoming a stuttering nervous mess because she likes me

It hurts Veeky Forums

This, you basically humiliated her with your autism.

She probably thought you did it to her on purpose

Because you were playing different games. She wanted to flirt and be risque, potential for fucking.

It wasn't the time for you to white knight the joint. In their crazy fucking skulls she probably felt like a whore afterwards.

What would be a good response bros?

You fucked it up. You absolutely fucked it up.

is right

If that bitch had her hands up your shirt, as you say, and complimented you on your musculature, she was looking for a quick fuck, not a boyfriend

Press F to pay respects

even if i got a gf i wouldn't know what to do with one besides sex

She was swolesting me, I'm pretty sure it was already quite clear to anyone who had their wits about them that she fancied me.

If that's the case, nothing of value was lost.

>he doesn't just substitute human contact for visual novels and depression
H-heh, what a loser.

I agree with you. Nothing of value was lost. But goddamn, user. You missed out on an easy fuck that 99% of Veeky Forums cant even come up upon.

>If that's the case, nothing of value was lost.

My nigga.

Keep up the good fight.

Am I weird for not even wanting a gf? If I ever get lonely, which isn't often, I just pretend my waifu is with me. I used to have a cat to keep me company but he passed away. Also I have zero sex drive, I never masturbated until I was 17 and now I probably only do it twice a month. If I honestly don't care about sex what does a gf provide for me that I can't get from my bros and a cat?

Fucking this my dudes. Real chad struggle.

You dont hunt for a gf. You hunt for greatness. Girls hunt for great men.

Get your hormones checked

They all do that shit man, they will find out what is dear and close to your heart, and they will bit by bit take it away from you, so that they are the only thing left in your life. I mean it, a woman only wants a man who has passions and interests so she can take them away from him.

And then in their fucked up little head they'll go "he's no longer the man I fell in love with", and leave you if you're lucky, cuck you if you're not.

I wish I was fucking joking here. The best you can do is aim for a tightrope act- give in just enough so that she doesn't sperg out, pull back enough so she doesn't take you for a wimp and lose all attraction to you. Myself, I have no fucking idea how to strike that balance.

>not falling for a college slut meme

Based user

next time you go to a party you should unprovokedly put your hands under a girl,s shirt