Hey, user. Welcome back home. How was your workout? You look sweaty and hot

>Hey, user. Welcome back home. How was your workout? You look sweaty and hot
>No, user. Don’t take a shower. Come lay with me for a bit.

God i wish this happens to me. Please i worked so hard. All those weights i lifted. Did i not atone for the sins i've done. Is a nice qt girl that wants only me and accept me for who i am so much to ask for?

You want me to fug Marky Mark’s sister?

And ruin my fucking couch? BEGONE THOT!

is that a sex doll

Not so fast, Pepe. I have no gf.

You feel it too, don't you?

*it was a hologram*

You're in over your head, kiddo.

*is a hologram as well*

Heh, I was prepared for this.

*you were under hypnosis to believe that you were wojak when you're actually pepe*

I'll give it to you, you made me sweat a little but. I had to use 20% of my power. It's over now, Pepe!

I have bad news for you. I was always you and you was always me.

Do you feel in charge?

Yes.

This is all I want from a partner. I just want someone to hold when I come back from whatever I'm doing.

Yes. I was always in charge, Wojak.

...

What the fuck is this thread.

I didn't want to feel this bros...

Fuck

I got this before I even looked at a dumbbell. She likes the way I stink and makes great waffles.

can't tell if samefag or autism

why are you giving me feels for pepe and wojak?
stop this.

>All those weights i lifted. Did i not atone for the sins i've done.

are you saying that you arent LIVING IT?

...

Fuck off bloatshill

You know girls actually like that shit?
I was talking to my gf and she was like "can I call you", told her to hold on because I needed a shower since I was sweaty from working out. She agreed, when we talked after she said she got hot thinking about it.

This thread derailed worse than a fucking Spider-Man thread

What a fantastic thread

whoa.

>have you fixed the bath yet?! It's been like that since we moved in
>i-i haven't had ti
>oh that didn't stop you from playing on the internet all night
>okay okay
>huh and you've forgotten haven't you?
>no..
>2 minutes silence
>well..?
>oh what a nightmare i've had stuck in traffic, someone-
>ITS OUR ANNIVERSARY user!!
>i've reminded you last monday.
>oh forget it and going to my mams, you can sleep on the sofa!

I'm already a demon

GOD DAMMIT THIS IS ALL I WANT FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

0.0000000000000000001% of the time you are together.

lmao. i'm saving these

>PEPE! SEE IF YOU CAN BLOCK THIS!

Oh my god...my feels and my sides..

Oh fuck this one got to me

Sigh

>nah just come shower with me

This post makes me think of a lifting version of a christmas carol.

So true

>tfw I might've found my future gf

I'm going to talk with her one or two more times, just to be sure, and if no absolute deal-breaker comes up, I'm going to ask her out. She seems just like the kind of girl I've been looking for.

Most assuredly, I say to you: 2018 will be the year of the gf.

the best dbz pepe gif

I really hope you'll make it.
At least 1 of us

Ask her out, the first date is the opportunity to see if you actually get on
You're by no means committed at that point, so just do it

piana and zyzz would make good ghosts

Full Wojak compilation

>worse