This is perfect male form

this is perfect male form

You may not like it, Veeky Forums, but ottermode is peak male form.

>tfw a girl said I look like the statue of David.
She was looking at my back when she said it though

Dicklet lmao

how does one attain to true ottermode?

t. Jealous handlet

A peclet?

didnt they make the dicks that size because back then it was a 'civilized' dick size or something? I heard like having a big dick back then was like almost animistic or some shit.

It's 2018 my dude. Dicklets are dicklets

Peak male body is a jew

Its just so it doesnt take focus away from the rest of it's form, which makes sense, if you were to picture david with a massive dick it would look pornographic and garish

this is true

Uncircumcised

>Not posting the best ever sculpture and peak performance model
Otterfags btfo

>italian david is jewish
lmao nigga David is 100% aryan

I've been looking for greecian ideal pics
Id live to have a physique like them
Esp since they're actually attainable

nigga needs a shower asap lol dirty bastard

This one in particular is shrunk because David just saw the Goliath and is scared shitless
His eye pupils are widened too
Guy just saw a fucking giant wanting to kill him

This is perfect male form form when you are trying to be dominant among men
This is perfect male form in general

>tfw you'll never have have as naturally thicc genetics as this
why even live lads?

forgot pic related
check out those calves, back and forearms

never skip atlas day

When you are on adrenaline rush your penis shrinks. Majority of these statues are killing someone, just finished doing so or are performing peak sport.

OHP > bench is the best exercise to reach this according to blaha.

no this is

Remember when this was considered jacked?

Can't be perfect because it's not a picture of me xD

My body looks exactly the same as him.
Why Should i lift?

Aesthetic, agility and endurance
Strength and domination

pecs are useless

That's wrong.

Apollo is the patrician choice

Perfect female form

No. This is.

the irony in david is that the proportions of his legs and torso do not exist in nature. his legs are too long.

>tfw the perfect male can't exist

I thought that had to do with the fact that when observing the statue, you'd be looking up at it, so the longer legs were to account for that.

Since no one else will confirm, yes sculptors generally shrunk the size of the penis (or at the very least made it so that it wasn't distracting) because of stereotypes. Cultured Romans had "normal" penises (that the Renaissance artists wanted to emulate), and the Gauls had huge swinging dicks because they were drooling idiots whose only virtues was fighting and reproducing like vermin.

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How many cycles of test would I have to do to look like this?? 210lbs 6ft. 15%bf

Was it actually possible to get as big as this back in ancient Greece?

How the fuck would the artists know how people like this looked otherwise

Well you can extrapolate from seeing a guy and saying he could be bigger.

I'm just curious seeing as this would be blatantly not natty today. If so, what were their secrets?

Olive oil and figs

average physical fitness and strength is at its worse these days. The dude who plays the mountain had to roid hard and use some squat rack to beat some thousand year old record if i remember correctly where some dude just picked up and walked with a ship's broken mast

You forgot that guy who had to lift the Earth.

Standing on ur hands and pressing yourself is lifting the earth

Well they both look to be about 5'4"

Classic farmboy genetics, generations of working in the fields, or possibly just a slave - the royalty were dyel and obese like they are today.

it's because he was a grower obviously, that was his actual dick size, remember that David sparked out a 6' guy at 5'2 with a rock

probs got bare pussy, it's about your feats not your cock size

my body is rly close to that and i don't think is nearly close to perfection.
5,8 feet
71 kg

>manlet
lmao

kek

>Was it actually possible to get as big as this back in ancient Greece?
Someone ehre did the emasurements of the Doryphoros spear bearer statue and they weren't exactly outlandish.

be skinny fat

Remember the avg dick size is around 4.5 - 6

And these models are flaccid so it makes some sense that they look "small" it's the whole "I'm a grower not a shower" effect

Also like the user said it was in fashion to be small

Can someone translate this?

People in ancient greece already doped / were using performance enhancing drugs, look it up

Der Ubermensch

>skipping legs

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>She was looking at my back when she said it though
So not your penis then?

Average height back then was like 5'4

pure drivel

>blaha

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that' a serious anterior pelvic tilt

Actually that’s not why. In the Hellenistic era small penises were found to be more attractive because they were considered civilized and not barbaric