Go to the gym for the first time in a month

>go to the gym for the first time in a month
>Gym shaman has forgotten about me and won't bless my barbell

Better sacrifice your first-born son over the Manlet Pit user. And do it quick.

>the chance of curse on each set using unblessed barbells is only 3%
I wouldn't worry about it

That's what happens when you don't tip the gym receptionist.

>his gym has a sham
should've went to a gym that has a holy paladin then retard
they can bubble you when you're about to get injured, nobody else can do that

>gym is under siege again from the gym down the street
>trebuchets launching medicine balls
>loud screams of invaders falling into the manlet moat
>defenders pouring boiling protein shakes down the ramparts
>mfw all the barbells are being used for pikes and I had to OHP with dumbbells

Paladin's can't bubble other people dumbass.

>the dwarves forging barbells are having trouble finding ore for their creations
>venture into the gym mines, exploring the dark catacombs of Manletopia in search for a swole vein of plate ore
>days pass, food runs low because everyone in the party is bulking
>when starvation sets in, the manlets arrive to take advantage of our weakened states

>New Year Event in Gym
>Chance of Skeletons to appear 400%
>12 kg dumbbell drop rate 100%

>tfw no trebuchet
why even siege?

>gym bum is stealing plates to return them to the plate dispenser for the deposit

>gym healer is sick today
>nobody has enhancing skill set
>had to train without buffs
>couldnt even get half of the regular exp rates

Holy shit user dont end it on a cliffhanger! What happens nex?

>t. shaman trying to sell potions to lift curses

I am watching you

>gym alchemist spilled intelligence potions on the dumbbells again
>dumbbells revolt, demanding a raise or threaten a strike
>tensions rise so high that even the gym gargoyles perched in the squat racks get involved
>all out civil war

>not having a qt priest gf
>making it
cmon user

What is the difference between manlets and fantasy dwarves?

Not 100% sure but I think they only differ in their starting stats. Also dwarves get a +2 bonus on barbell smithing

>NYRs crashed the server again today

I fucking hate free weekend

>goblins are scheming in the dark corners of the gym again
>it has been to decades since the last goblin revolt
>the veterans still tell tales of times without gains as the goblin siege stood on
>back then a lone lifter managed to unite the gym gargoyles and won through sheer air superiourity
Dont know what we will do next time lads, maybe trick the manlet kingdom to hunt goblins? We already tried to let loose a few goblins with 'Grow, grow, grow' written on their back.

dwarves are cool

>walking past the manlet pit
>hear one count past 5.11
>run to the palace of 6'4 godmode
>guards won't let me in
>"please listen, it's the manlets, they're learning!"
>get to take part in the raid on the manlets
>qt3.14 gymilf thanks me for my service to mankind
"y-you too"

Alternatively, if you have 65% favor with the gym twink, he can be your healslut for three exercises.
Not as good as qt priest gf but he's the next best thing if your charisma isn't high enough.

>Bloatmaxx Chieftain is using all the plates again
>Gym succubus lures the barbell cavalry onto her using hip thrusts.

As a part of the manlet moat, I can tell you their "chads" are weak.

>Gym monks meditating in the start squat rack
>Ask when are they gonna leave
>They don't say anything and stay there for a solid 10 hours more so I just crawl into my tent and call it a day
>Next day they are gone and no one remembers them
>Suddenly I can squat 6pl8s
Gymonks are pretty fucking cool desu