You're... bulking?

...

>"what do you mean... Bloat-what?"

>1 raw onion a day huh? Let me get my mask just in case it's serious

>y-yeah of course!

>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO BE TREATED BY A SOYBOY? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

>I don't know any dietitians named "Rich Piano" but i strongly advise against exceeding the recommended dosage of protein powders.

kek

>bloating again user? I told you 4 times that it's not a real thing

>you say you did...five...cycles of starting strength?

>why are you taking your pants off?

>does busting a nut into the same sock twice a day count

audibly kek'd

Its called bloatmaxxing TWINK

>Yikes

>you... "lift"?

My doctor actually asked me if I was roidind.
Should I take that as a compliment?

did you have small balls?

Nope

i see, then gyno it is

she's got an expression that matches that line perfectly

>not right now
>can you help me with that?
*flexes a 'cep*
pow!

Where the FUCK is the GOMAD doctor

How the fuck does anyone expect to reach beast mode if you don't eat half a farm daily.

>sir, please relax your arm

>GOMAD? I think you ought to consult a psychiatrist about that

>...cockroaches?

KEK

Rude

No, asshole. I'm cutting. I'm just cutting down from being a fat fuck.

Sorry i was just flexin a cep

Funny thing is, I was 120lb 7 months ago (last time I got my checkup), I went for my checkup last month (currently sitting at 150lb pretty lean), doctor asks me to take my shirt off to measure BP, asks if I'm on roids
>tfw being mired by female doctor

keked

>Scooby, Rich Piano and Ziiiz..Zez?
>Anyway, maybe the though of being a lesser man, compared to them, is the reason for wearing high heels, as 5"7 is perfectly fine for a man!
>Now, let's do a simple exercise.
>Close your eyes and pretend you holding hands with your girlfriend...

I fugged up, pretend = imagine

>GUESS WHO HAS AIDS

I like your... positive attitude

>Cutting yourself isn't going to help with your weight problem or your depression.

>alright, I am taking my clothes off now. Please, just put the gun away

>yes yes just 1 onion a day is guarantee to remove foul humours from the air near your body
>my child why do you drink so much milk? Do you want teats like a cow?
>actually to achieve a better lung workout you should both run and scream as loudly as possible at the same time, also you should have fits of anger to get stronger.
>you’re fucking a zebra? I must say this act against god will be reported

You have to go back

No, she's just asian

>A full, raw onion a day, huh? And you actually think that that is safe?

>>you’re fucking a zebra? I must say this act against god will be reported

>You ejaculated on the patient check-in form. Please leave now before I call security.

>Now, it says here that you are "on NoFap". Mind explaining what that is, exactly?

delusional manlet

Holy fukn kek

The answer is always "Not enough"

>So you want to get a high score on some test so you can look like a "fookin ze-bra"?

fucking lol

Underrated

nvm, I'll end that streak the moment I am out of your office. On an unrelated note: do you have pictures of your staff on your website?

they just want to know because he's met multiple people that were on steroids. You'd be amazed how many people are on roids without looking the part. search for steroid monthly transformation threads on reddit and be amazed how many clueless retards using roids there are

savage

>you say you haven't eaten in 153 hours?

*unflexes 'cep*

Does the world fucking me count?

massive kek

Based OP

These threads are satire gold

top kek

>So you mean to tell me that anonymous strangers on an online Zimbabwean geology forum told you to join the Waffen SS and go mad in order to acquire lots of gain laundry detergent and grills like they supposedly have?

>"FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!"

chuckling

top kek

OUT

>so let me get this straight. You want to check your soy levels to make sure you aren't a "soyboy"?

>frogposter
>bad post
LONDON
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are you implying women are bad at memes?

Did you just assume your gender?

that's the only one I dont remember seeing anywhere. man fuck having a full time job and home gym I should have been on Veeky Forums at 2 am instead of lifting.

[spoiler]i feel like im'am being goofed'd apon[/spoiler]

>HOW many scoops?

But how does looking like an otter help you attract more roast beef?

Yes, woman didn't needed humor to find mates, so evolution doesn't provided good humor for them.
It's nothing to be ashamed of because every woman has this "disability"

> "hmm... well all these drugs you mention are illegal... let me prescribe you something that will turn you into a zomb... I mean, reduce the symptoms of your depression."

>"Im gonna have to prescribe you with a double dose of onion juice, making it 2 gallons a day."
>"what, your NOT trying to leave humanity behind?"

Hahah

A single glass of milk with breakfast?

kek

low effort, SAD

Max par

>gf
>pretend
No, unfortunately you didn't fuck up user

>you’re fucking a zebra?
Massively underrated

>So it says you're here today for a testosterone test so that you can prove to people online you're... uh... not a soyboy?

Underrated

Kek

>Oh yes, your " " Bloat-God " " is a patient of our clinic as well.
>No, he is forbidden from lifting, he has diabetes
>.
>.
>.
>Wh-what did he tell you to eat?

I actually wanted to go for one because of that, but I found out that you need to fap, and I didn't wanted to break my nofap cycle

calle calle

Kek

>Yes it appears to be a rectal tear.
>I always advise my patents to be careful when engaging in anal-related sexual activ....
>Well one could consider the use of "butt plugs" to be a form of.....
>Sorry?
>For "squatting?"

her fucking expression haahaaahahahaahahhahaha