Fraud

/fraud/ - No bulli edition

Read all of reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index before asking your absolutely retarded questions. no exceptions.

If you must ask your absolutely retarded questions, include your age, height, weight, bodyfat percentage, and time spent training as a preface.

No, we cannot tell you how to dose your AI.

Oral only cycles are retarded and you're a retard for considering them.

ABSOLUTELY NO SOURCE TALK.

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Fucking USPS says expected delivery today by 8. Mailman comes by and only drops off spam mail.

>T-Thanks man

Also what’s with all of these freshman faggots and their juul vapes. I’ve never understood it.

Hope you’re running 5ml a week at least.

20mg pre?

Up the dose

I've noticed it too and I don't know why. Are they particularly cheap? Might just be a status thing, the old "Ur hurr eveyone is doing it so I should too" type thing, but because kids nowadays smoking is awful for you they pick some faggy vape stick. Don't have anything against vape, but it's obvious that it's some sort of trend that just makes no sense.

wats better clen or t3

They’re pretty cheap but I don’t get the point I guess the bandwagon thing like you said.

I don’t think you can even get THC “pods” for them just nicotine ones which is pretty fucking dumb.

I'd say it's just bandwagon along with vaping being considered "healthier" than smoking, making it more socially acceptable. Not 100% sure though, I'm totally spitballing.

I will say that in college there was nothing quite like getting that nicotine high while drinking with buddies, but now I'm an adult with a job with a nicotine problem and it sucks.

>still turns his hips to keep them from looking too wide

Also for the thc thing, just wait. Stoners turn into fucking chemical and mechanical engineers when it comes to finding ways to get high. It's kind of amazing if I'm being honest.

What is your guys opinion on anavar? I wanna build but get cut also, I know you guys don't like oral only cycles so are there any pinning alternatives? Would I need an AI with anavar/squeezy pinpin alternative? Also is it the liver damage that makes all of you hate oral only cycles? Cos that's enough to get me to pin in itself but i don't see why that would make you guys think they are as retarded as you say they are. Btw I'm not questioning you guys' knowledge as I am blatantly new to this shit

Also yes I read the plebbit wiki but it doesn't seem to agree with you guys on this topic

No idea what's the hate on oral only. A lot of people have no knowledge about roids do oral only cycles like stanozolol for 6 weeks and get away with it fine

so i let my e2 get too high while traveling and i have lost the ability for explosive ejaculations. like the orgasm build up is really good and everything but the climax is not as "final" as it usually is. hard to explain. how long til this comes back? obviously ive ramped up my aromasin in the mean time

You definitely can get THC ones lad

oral only cycles are fucking stupid because you still shut down your test and then you don't have any exogenous replacement.. /fraud/ doesn't hate on orals just oral only cycles. yes they are hard on your liver that's why you don't run them for more than like 4-6 weeks. 4-6 is obviously a very short cycle too so if you did oral only your gains would be very limited.

so I've been psmfing on ec + 200mg test and I get super lightheaded/dizzy. I'm 99% sure it's from the 0 carbs but idk how to fix this issue without... not being psmfing anymore.

suggestions? is my body fucked?

First off, oral drugs are usually dangerous because they are methylated. This means they pass through the liver. Anavar is an exception and partially passes through the kidneys making it less harsh.

Second, any steroid or steroid-derived substance is gonna shutdown your natural test production. If you take any oral steroid you're gonna end up shutdown on natural test unless you're running very low dosages but then you won't get much benefits either.

Third, when your test is plummeting your body's potential to create muscle is very very low. It just becomes harder and the steroids you take should replace this lost testosterone. Only testosterone will do this. (And some very hard to get exotic trest variant.)
Dianabol/Tbol/adrol/sdrol/anavar/winstrol don't replace this testosterone. This is why people inject testosterone alongside orals, testosterone is simply the easiest and simplest and best bang for your buck steroid.

Fourth, this may not happen on anavar but can happen on different ones like dbol/adrol/sdrol, your body metabolizes the steroids and it gets turned into estrogen. High estrogen will cause bitch tits, high blood pressure, water retention, mood issues, erectile dystunction etc etc...

Alright enough of the spoonfeeding.

Don't cut carbs out completely, it's just silly, whether you are cycling or not

WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERYTHING

Dude, literally everything that goes from your gut to your body passes through the liver. Or did Var suddenly become sublingual?

Jesus thanks guys this is legit the first time I've seen a proper explanation on here without just calling "retard". Gonna have to get some test and pins then I think, would you recommend test injection alongside anavar with an AI? I'll work out my dosages with a bit more research and lurking

T.low test
I have already fucked everything you roidnoob

YOU HAVENT FUCKED ME YET FAGGOT
NO HOMO

Among the ones you listed,only dianabol aromatizes into estrogen.

Sounds like low blood sugar. I get that sometimes after lifting if I'm not eating enough carbs.

Carbs are the fix for low blood sugar. You could always switch from psmf to tkd. Just add some small amount of carbs before and after training and see how it feels.

Lol they probably already have. I go to a really engineering heavy college

Tfw you’ve never felt this feel

Yes and no.

If you want stable insulin and blood sugar levels on psmf, casein.

It depends, var is very harsh on lipids and its very anecdotal if you like it. It helps a lot if you're lean already as per the aesthetic side.

Bimbo swears on it but he downs like 80-150mg of it. Poor man's tren he called it.

It has to do with its contents, Anavar doesn't contain a C-17 alpha alkylated ion which makes it less harsh than others.

You're right, just looked it up myself.

"It is important to note however, that this drug does not directly convert to estrogen in the body. Oxymetholone is a derivative of dihydrotestosterone, which gives it a structure that cannot be aromatized. As such, many have speculated as to what makes this hormone so troublesome in terms of estrogenic side effects. Some have suggested that it has progestational activity, similar to nandrolone, and is not actually estrogenic at all."

What are you on? I feel this feel on my current tren dosage.
>YET

anyone have any graphs or something on mk677 vs GHRP + CJC 1295?

>YET
That's what you think

>Anavar doesn't contain a C-17 alpha alkylated ion
um lol

I GLUTE BRIDGE 675 MY ASS IS THE GREATEST THRUSTING IMPLEMENT TO EVER LIVE
YOURE THE ONE WHO WILL GET FUCKED

OH AND JUST 500 TEST AND UNIRONICALLY 1 RED ONION A DAY FOR 36 DAYS NOW

Come get me big guy, no homo (homo)

Also just found this.

BOY IVE BEEN DOING COCK PUSHUPS SINCE THE DAY I GOT MY FIRST ERECTION (JULY 12th, 1994) SO YOU BEST BE READY BEFORE MY ROD OF IRON BEATS THE FUCK OUT OF YOU.

This is getting gay desu

>Anavar doesn't contain a C-17 alpha alkylated ion
where the fuck did you get this from, some retarded steroid post on a shitty forum from 2003?

>anavar doesn't contain a C-17 alpha alkylated "ion"

what the fuck are you?

steroidology.com/forum/anabolic-steroid-forum/13517-why-anavar-not-toxic-liver.html

he unironically did

my bad.

>mfw it actually is from 2003

No but like what even is a C-17 AA "ion"?

anavar is often prescribed to people with hepatitis so its not like hes making up the liver mildness part

ionno

:D

Haven't done blood work in the past 4 months, should I be concerned? Getting new results by next week..

How low is too low for fat intake/day? I get 40g from egg yolks and then all my other fats are "by the way" fats from oats, brown rice, chicken breast, lean beef, etc. I try to get an even split between protein and carbs (dont really count veggies/salad etc) but daily fat stays pretty constant, probably no more than 60g a day
On TRT for life but currently a cruise dose with 350mg test ace/week (might increase). Calories at 3000-3500/day (might go up to 4000)

>50mg dbol pwo
>come back with massive pump
>"wow user your biceps are getting so big"
>"i hope you arent taking any of those herbal supplements user"
>nope just eating a lot of food and working hard :^)
what did she mean by this? Is my secret revealed

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anyway the real reason not to take var is that it's expensive and your strength gains disappear after a few days

id recommend getting some if offered though as its pretty cool being able to just add 10kg to all your lifts while feeling the same

goddamned

bump

You dont need fats for as many hormones anymore so I go as low as~10g a day on bulks depending on what Im running

Thank you thank you. And what is the deal with Dianabol? It's not named Diana, and it's not a ball!

Thank you, you've been a great audience. I'm here all week. And the rest of my life probably, I have no friends.

Dudes i don't even know where to ask, just got some blood tests back and it says i have 220 ng/dL of test (apparently 240 being the bottom acceptable for men), i'm 21, should i see a doc for that or is it common?

Nice. I generally do feel better on low fat/high protein/high carb so that's good to know for when I cut. Tbf though tren is keeping me pretty goddamn lean so I might not even need to.

Is it possible to make an educated guess as to AI dosing based on my natty blood test (pic related)?

I've got asin and adex and I'm taking 600mgpw test-E but I don't want to accidentally crash my E2 and so far I've not taken any of my AI's (one week in).

Yeah you should, thats fucking terrible. You're so deficient in testosterone even the retarded scale of average testosterone thinks you're fucked.

Nah not really, just wait until you start getting side effects; moodyness, itching nipples, weak erections. Start with small dosages.

thats fucking bad go to a doc

I'm naturally moody unfortunately.
My nipples don't itch, will it be really noticeable if they start itching or is it a subtle itch?
My erections go away really fast after I come, dunno if that's relevant lol. I'm fapping like 8 times a day since I started pinning, it's awful...

Time for some TRT!

post ass
everyone I know below 300 has a nice feminine ass

Your nipples start itching very annoyingly, you'll notice it.

The mood thing is very abstract, you should be able to notice it. A distinct passive agressive jerky behavior I would call it.

The tests i made were because i have some rally small lumps under my nipples and might be glandule, maybe it's related who knows

sucks, i'll guess i have to

what does trt mean? is it painful?

a lot of people compliment me on my ass now that i think of it, some firends grab it jokingly, don't know if it's feminine and i'm not posting it

trt means you'll get testosterone injections.

your doc might give you nebido which is every month or every 2 months, i wouldn't recommend it because its basically a rollercoaster of hormone levels.

if you wanna be on stable trt, you'd probably be looking at injecting twice a week.

I'll show mine if you show me yours

>a lot of people compliment me on my ass now that i think of it, some firends grab it jokingly
jesus

>tfw you calculate you will have to put many thousands of needle holes in your body before you die

shit, does it last long? it would suck to live like if i had diabetes or something

with all due respect i don't want to see another man's ass

it's all fun, we are close firends and none of us is gay

Unless you have an underlying condition such as an inactive thyroid or tumor or something like that its going to be forever.

So yes in a sense its exactly like diabetes.

Dig into why you have this condition. It might be fixable.

>it's all fun, we are close firends and none of us is gay
That's what they always say in those furry porno comics I like to read. Hng.

>nicotine
>currently quitting, want a ciggarette so bad
>$30 a pack
>told myself i willl spend it on HGH instead of cigs,
>Still want both

:(
I like smoking, its relaxing.

Hi /fraud/, /plg/ here. Just curious, why do you roid?

I know the feel, but I'm not gonna try smoking on tren because I want to be able to breathe.
>$30 a pack
Holy shit

Also I should invest in some hgh

>$30 for a pack of 20 Marlboro gold/red
Its around 23 freedom dollars
Good luck with the not smoking, not easy.

Yeah the colorful asian has some blacktops i wanna try, but not sure where he gets them from, i know the 240's are just rebranded gods. But pharma hgh is amazing.

I sexually identify as a big guy (for you). It is my divine destiny to fulfill.

>wearing underwear with another man's name on them
It's like you want to be a cuck

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H-how long to reach this body on 500mg test e

What's a better "Chad stack"
Tren/Test/Winstrol or Tren/Test/MK677

Asked in the last thread but only got one answer -

Onto cycle two in the next few weeks.

First cycle was Test E, 600mg p/w. Bloodwork all fine. GP says I'm healthier than before if anything. Made great gains too.

Thinking Tren E, with the obvious Test base.

Tren E - 200mg p/w
Test E - 300mg p/w

This is also easy as fuck as my gear is dosed at that exact amount per ml - so 1ml of each a week.

Thoughts? Some people say up the Tren, some say up the Test.

Thinking I'm better sticking with that for now, then doing another blast with higher amounts in the summer (late Jul, early Aug)

Took a week long break from gym as was visiting GF in Normiestan. Today I started again and I can't even lift my warmup weight. On my 3rd bench set the bar guillotined me on my first rep. I tried rows/OHP/bench. I can't lift half the weight I used to a week ago. How/why. I ate under maintenance but it was 7 fucking days. I'm on gear FFS. Should I deload?

Anyone tried cooking in test oil?

How does roids help with injuries? Was thinking about doing a cycle but just messed my back up pretty bad. Should I wait until I'm fully healed or will getting on test help me heal up faster?

normies are fucking retarded, ignore them

I’m doing this cycle atm, it’s a good cycle. You don’t need to up the tren, i did this before and doubled the tren dose and ended up with blood pressure issues. By halving the dose it returned to normal.

You’ll grow like a weed on this cycle, even if you’ve done all the other cycles under the sun.

roids will heal you, they are fucking magic

30 years ago who had back pain? nobody. and the average test was 600-1500

>Have you been sleeping
>Have you been active through the day
>Have you been drinking
>Is your gear bunk
>Dyel?

Get healed first. Unless you are planning on taking deca or gh. Those will heal your joints. Test improves muscle recovery.

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>deca
>joint healing
no

Yes
No
No
No
No

>Had dream I got back together with ex
>Cuddling again in bed
>It feels so nice
>Wake up
>I've drooled a puddle into my pillow

I remember years ago some guys used tren as salad dressing
Its not bioavailable that way though

Fucking expensive salad dressing.

$6000 a litre.

Man I homebrewrd some test e a while ago and left about half in a media bottle to filter later. The first half was great with no pip but this second half that I filtered the other day is horrid in terms of pip. What the fuck. I think I’ll toss it and brew a new batch but smaller.

Also, safe to assume she wants dis dick in her butt?

Test/tren/mast/var/mdht/proviron/mk677/gh

Go big or go home if you’re already big (220+)

Fuck I wish I could source raws so I can play chemistry lab rat deluxe.

Tfw your life could become your hobby too.

It's only time before the chink bear starts stocking raws. Have you ordered anything from his domestic store?

boiiii cant wait for eq to kick in

Would be mirin if your mirror wasn't fucking foul.

It could be worse, I had a dream I was staying late to restart the server at work and started crying bc stress and I guess tren.

Wait that wasn't a dream.