Why does this pussy gym exist

Why does this pussy gym exist

So you have a place to workout.

#roasted
That is what you get for making shitty threads OP

Containment for poor fatfucks so they don't infest the real gyms.

I started working out 2 months ago for my first time so I signed up here. It's a place to start I guess.

Most people on Veeky Forums complaining about these rules probably don't even break them in their own gym where these rules don't exist.

I find it hard to believe any of you phaggots who can't even get a GF and spend all this time making these pointless regurgitated threads are ever going to have enough confidence to slam grunt loud enough for anyone to hear, or throw the weights down after every set to see how high you can bounce them.


Delete this thread.

>slam grunt
You guys never fucking SLAM GRUNT.

Is it true they serve snacks like pizza at these gyms?

They have the greatest business model out of any of the major commercial chain gyms

The one near me is 24/7. I just hit up my mate with the black pass when I want to get an extra or missed lift in that day. It's not terrible... you can load up the leg press, get a decent arm workout, or just do cardio/abs there. You'll never get big though.

Because there is a market for it you stupid fucking moron.

once a month

who da FOOK is dis guy

rekt

To be honest all of that stuff is unnecessary and obnoxious apart from grunting (can't help that sometimes)

Fpbp

Get rekt

>judgement-free zone
>look at this stupid fucking lunk in his dumb clothes

>real gym

what does a 'real' gym look like?

So delicate flower twinks like you have a safe place to lift without accidently getting crushed by real weight real men move

one with barbells

guess i'll just carry around 6 bottles of water so i don't hurt anybody's feelings

>not including atlas stones

t. LUNK

>the lunk alarm is real

>one who grunts, drops weights or judges
>judges

so if you call someone a lunk.... wouldn't that make you a lunk?

One that doesn't give it's patrons fucking Pizza you idiot.

Moms and fat women need place to work out too, faggot. Why do you care?

it's not that bad. I grunt all the time, wear tank tops on occasion, no one says anything. I don't ever have to wait for equipment. Lack of barbells sucks, but the smith hasn't raped my mother or killed my father yet so w/e.

worth saving the $$$ for now

t. dyels

Oh sh-

They have an entire business model based off of NYE and only having 5% of their customers show up year-round (mostly cardiobunnies that frighten easily, hence the lunk alarm).

Brilliant.

ERROR: LUNK RECURSION

>I guess

Clearly not going to make it.

>not constantly screaming during your workout
never gonna make it brahs

lunk alarm!
lunk alarm!
lunk alarm!

someone call the lunk police!!
This horrible man called the gym a pussy!!

>2018 and haven't figured out tolerance in the 21st century is a sham
it means everyone has the right to their opinion unless it disagrees with mine.

Welcome to the world of post modern logic friend.

I had pizza there in New Year Day. I was also the only person there who could curl the pizza for reps.

>be me
>meager cook
>in college
>need to work out somewhere other than school
>go to planet shitness
>oh nice, $10 a month
>ask if I can look around
>okay, lots of machines
>Hmm, some fixed bars not ba-
>wait
>why do they only go to 50lbs
>walks to dumbell rack
>biggest dumbells are 55lbs
>I guess I can do barbell movements...
>look around
>no racks
>not even a smith machine
>mfw I turn 360 degrees and walk out the door

...

>turn 360 degrees and walk out the door

do u even math bro?

Welcome, hope your new year was good.

the sign basically translates to "don't act like an asshole" so whats the problem?

It is one of machop's special moves

This, without fail, outs more newcomers to this website than any other.

Get to bed boy, you have first period in 8 hours

>no racks

mine has like 3 racks

He was double baiting you dumb newfags, you are the real idiots here

you forgot their triple baiting any my pentuble and dodeca baiting

wait, like you're just pretending to be retarded?

Fuckin' RIP

Because women like to buy gym memberships and then not go.

How else does this place stay in business? It's cheap as hell and they're always spending money remodeling and adding stupid features like free tans and massages.

I worked there for a while if anyone has any questions.

share a gt story or fake

>homeless dude just walks in and starts taking a shower
>tell him he has to leave
>he starts telling me about the radiation that the tanning beds give off and how it's fucking with his brain
>just get him to leave
>he left a trash bag full of clothes that smelled like shit at the front desk
idk this might be more fun if someone prompts me

im prompting you

homeless people are cancer and need to be culled.

To maximize shareholder value. What are you, some sort of commie?

because that's exactly what i'm in the market to hit on

kek