If you're not a rich Arab who wants to poop on them or a rapper, is it even POSSIBLE to date an Instagram model?

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Give this a read before you consider dating an Instagram girl

what does that hand mean. why is it always just floating in space

i never understood why people are so obsessed with posting pictures of themselves on the Internet. The fact that there are people making a living by just posting photos of themselves on Instagram is mind boggling to me

Women crave validation, it's in their nature
If the internet wasn't filled with thirsty orbiter guyst they wouldn't bother

>heh watch me use my axioms in this peculiar way in an attempt to win points but further the discussion in no way what so ever
wew lad

Why do only ultra thots wear thigh high, heeled boots brehs...

Instagram sloots take at LEAST one dick every single time they "go out", make no mistake about that. If you play the game right, you can trick them into thinking you're not worried about tomorrow at all and you're just an easy-going and charming dude and then she will definitely spread her legs and let you slam. The game however is extremely particular, think of it like playing high-stakes poker on sk_nightmare. Be prepared, but don't let anyone know you prepared even a second.

t. never won the game i'm talking about

Fuck I know that feel bro. Somehow they get an insane amount of thirsty betas on instagram andnow we have to sit there dying during every family event as she photographs all things.

Have you heard the conversations with friends? The daily “which selfie should I upload today?” One is honestly one of the worst things I have ever heard. Day in day out. Discussions on which photo to choose to upload. The strangest part is that there is has to be an upload. She spends the day at home lying on the couch doing nothing but will upload a stored selfie from weeks ago.

It’s this desperate need to always seem like you’re going out, having fun, enjoying life etc and it’s believable when you look at nothing but their instagrams but we’ve been on the other side. We’ve seen that it’s not fun at all but merely the image of fun. That cool photo took hours and hours and hours of preparing and planning. There is nothing spontaneous about their lives, nothing fun ever happens because everything is planned to the minute.

This guy gets it

shut the fuck up

u mad brah?

Why would you want to date someone that his whoring themselves out online everyday? They'll fall into the escort sexual health range: 1 in 10 escorts is a decent fuck, i'd guess around 1 in 5 instagram models are. OP looks like you'd be happier banging a doll.

>She spends the day at home lying on the couch doing nothing but will upload a stored selfie from weeks ago.

All to real, I've seen her post an old madeup selfie while she is in her sweats, greasy unkempt hair and eating chips. She also loves pretending to 'workout' she hardly does anything but she acts like she's such a hardcore gym girl.

Luckily I moved out recently so don't have to deal with that vapidness anymore

>women

link to rachael's gram please? also confirm social media obsessed girls AINT worth it...learned the hard way too...

there are girls who look like that but aren't on instagram

date them

know a couple. they're total runts and you probably wouldn't want to date them other than to be equally attention seeking by being able to claim it.

Most Instagram models date nice guys providers who go to their gyms because they need someone to take care of them while they spend their life away staring at their phones. Or they're total whores who don't date anyone.

But that is what I try to do anyways. The reason why I mostly fail sometimes is because anxiety kicks in like I bitch because I try not to go too masculine and ravish the bitch. I don't think I'm a lovey dovey person, I really just want to fuck as much as possible. And I've noticed this as well, the moment that they even whiff a smell of you judging them that's when it's over. I ain't like that though.

It's sad really, their life is just a reality show in pictures. All fake and fluff, pounds of makeup and completely vapid. Forget having a deep conversation with this girl, forget enjoying time together because she will be too busy taking photos. How fucking embarrassing it feels to be a woman when so many women your age act like this. No wonder i'm a autistic fuck with no friends, especially none that are female. My sister is just like this, I visit and try to spend time with her but she's on social media 24/7. Trying to take pictures of us together but not actually spending time with me. I fucking hate social media. What a fucking decline of humanity, what a fucked life to live.
If you just want to bang one, keep in mind they probably don't look the same as their carefully edited and positioned photos, they probably have a plethora of stds, I mean honestly don't expect your sex to be private either.

I dated a girl almost a decade ago who was a model and has been doing the IG model thingfor quite a while.

She recently hit me up wanting to hang out and all of that... Tells me about how depressed she is and how people are snakes and just want to take advantage of her networking. This was my oneitis chick, BTW. We're all going to make it.

>believing an instawhore

I bet she won't delete/stop posting on her insta though.

>pictures together but not spending time together

If that doesn’t sum up this social media plague I don’t know what does. Having spent time with this shit you realize just how little talking and interaction goes on. How little laughter and fun there is. It’s a circle of people on their phones. Online it looks like they’re having a blast but that’s all it is.

>tfw found non social media gf
>tfw found gf who has asked for a pic of us only once
Absolutely amazing feel guys. It’s just time spent together all the time

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>give him a sucky i pay extra

>bitter loser gets frustrated by pretty girls
This is nothing new. There have been genetic losers like for as long as humanity has existed.

Dont bother op. They're literally braindead and have no personality or sense of humor

youtu.be/1gSkLjRCfGI

This.
They're mostly prostitutes, user. Get some cash and you'll fuck them.

Worse than real prostitutes tho if you want a relationship, since hookers generally want to be low key about it, and may actually be caring despite all the shit. Instagram models on the other hand make their way by exposing herself all the time, very very self centered.

Probably not. Can't really fault her though because I like attention too and wouldn't give up my social media... you just can't let your vanity be your identity.

If I had a daughter who turned out like this I would smother them with a pillow before committing sedoku

In my time I've had encounters and worked with people who introduce themselves as 'social media influencers' and all that other nonsense. In my experience they are supremely useless people.

Let me put it this way, if society had broken down and I was foraging through the scraps of my city and came across someone who before the apocalypse was a 'social media influencer'. I would politely refuse their request to team up because I believe they would be detrimental to my chances of survival.

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Ignore everything that this retard said he's probably in highschool.

If you want to fuck insta models, save up some money and message them. Almost all of them are escorts. When you live a life of narcissism and materialism, the most important thing to you is material wealth, that's why they escort, it's nice being able to make $600 an hour for existing. I know because ive met a few of these girls for 'dates. Its hourly rates and you fuck them within 30 minutes if you want to

Yeah desu you gotta be a GIGA cuck father to not throw the bitch's iphone into a fire the first you hear of her posting slutty ass pics on instagram (or having an instagram at all desu). There was plenty of cuckery that happened along the way for her to be that way anyway, but goddamn.

hey could you please quit posting my picture on this subreddit thanks

>I would politely refuse their request to team up because I believe they would be detrimental to my chances of survival.

Fuck that I'd bury them in a shallow grave before they could take a selfie and broadcast my location to every band of savage cannibals in the vicinity.

>'like omg totes met this !creepy! survivor dude XD XD'
>who the fuck are you snapchatting? we don't even have cell reception anymore, we haven't had working electricity for 3 fucking months
>'CHECK IT OUT! Totally rocking the end of tha wurld look ;) ;) #cavebabegucci'
>stop that, no seriously stop that
>'WOW #metoo some creeper just tried to tell me what to do with my fabulous self, RAPE fuck tha haterz! :) XD'
>*reaches for shovel*

I agree with your sentiment but the way you phrased it makes me hate you

kek
can you greentext storytime please, also their accounts

That's actually easier than I thought. I thought I would have out of this world game and shit. Do you know if this bitch does it? Where you at senpai, maybe we can met up and you can give me some pointers, I'm in Miami. I'm dying to get a whore that I can abuse.

Not that, it's my own sister. I feel like she doesn't know shit about me or care about me unless it can be a photo op online

Doesn't that bitch still live with her parents? I doubt she escorts.

This thread hit me in the feels. Experienced this type of thing a month ago and it was unreal.

>met a girl through mutual friends
>she was attractive and fun
>talk about lifting and lifestyle all that
>First thing she adds me on instagram and snapchat to follow her.
>Instagram model seems super hot and lives an active gym lifestyle full of vacations and awesome life in general.
>Selfie everyday at the gym, starbucks daily, "out with the girls" every couple days.
>in real life she's a single mom of 3 kids from 3 different baby daddies. Lives with her parents. No car. No job. Crazy Alcoholic.
>33 years old. Starfish in bed. Body was average considering children.
>lighting tricks and snapchat filters

Noped out of there real quick. Realized 90% of these bitches ain't shit and are attracted to /fit well rounded people like us to leech off of.

Eric Andre is a hero

You should have an open, honest discussion with her before some sandmonkey empties his colon all over her facd and chest.

No way in hell this bitch doesn't do it. Impossible.

As much as I wouldn't want to know or interact with these women, they have a pretty good deal going on.

>fuck some old/arab/athlete man
>they will fly you all over the world
>pay you stupid amounts of money
>take pictures of yourself in these locations
>hundreds of thousands of horny men, envious girls will follow you
>you are seen as a young successful person
>literally no skill, just being attractive and selfies
>there are women around the world fucking men for money as well but they just aren't as pretty

If I could, I would do the same thing for some time, too. The only thing is that it is all temporary.

Why would you want one in the first place? High maintanence, not down to Earth, expensive, narcissistic etc. The only reason she would meet you in the first place is because of your $$$ not anything else. They're pretty sure, but fuck that.

You are what is wrong in society. Lets give up our lives and goals for short term self gratification.

Do you realistically think that this type of behaviour doesn't come with long term psychological issues?

>3 kids from 3 different baby daddies

wew laddie

Society has been over ever since the European man starting LARPING as good shabbos goy. For society to truly get back on it's feet, many post-modernist thoughts and theories would have to be dismantled. Just enjoy the whores and Ride the Tiger, cunt.

I experienced exactly this. I fucking hate having to wait for my food photo to be taken before I can eat. I hate watching someone stare at their phone when we're celebrating and spending time with each other at the dinner table. Being in Facebook in the movie theater was the their phones on full brightness. I already put my foot down on this towards the family thot who was doing it to me. She regrets not spending more time with me now as family is realizing how social media doesn't fill that void in her life, loved ones do. But now she's alone.

How are they giving up their lives and goals? An instagram whore can live this lifestyle for 5 years, save up their money, go to college if they didn't already, start up a business, or buy a property with the money they made by doing something they enjoy. Granted, most of them won't, but that's not because they can't, just that they never had any real goals to start with.

You act like women weren't marrying sugar daddies for decades already. Beautiful people have almost always been able to fuck their way to success.

this
t. dating thot with 30k followers

then why are you still dating her

I understand she's probably really hot, but is it worth the shallow vapidness?

Dude what the fuck, Miami is probably the 3rd or 4th best city in the country, put a bit of effort into it.
>miami.com/miami-news/scott-disick-parties-with-escorts-165576/
If this guy can do it then so can you.

>eros.com/florida/miami/sections/miami_escorts.htm
>slixa.com/florida/miami/natasha-53
>www.eroticmonkey.com/escorts-miami

Do a bit of research, figure out what review boards there are in Miami. Its not illegal to look at pics on girls on the web, but you should check the law in Miami so you know. No one dates tho

She has 7 million followers, makes bank off advertising and almost never leaves the Arizona area. I'm not saying she doesn't, but I'd be surprised.

she doesnt do much in public, sometimes shell be exactly as described but normally its just a 3-4 hour lead time on going out so i just watch tv or game while she fucks around in the bathroom. and the sex is the best ive ever had.

>not taking command in the relationship
It's gotta be your way or the highway

what's her actual instagram I can't find her

>dated a wannabe an instathot
>400 followers
>not that attractive
>still narcissistic and would cheat at the drop of a hat

>she doesn't have to speak
>she doesn't have to do anything
>just be good at having sex and the man submits
Really thinking right now

>Instawhore detected

you're telling me beautiful people have had access to millions of followers around the world in an instant our whole lives? Ready to shit on them and give them cash for the most depraved acts of attention?

You are either delusional or 14 years old.

I dont know what there is to tell, i always meet them at an incall ( the girls hotel/appt. If they come to you its an outcall) i usually say hello and talk for a few minutes, if they offer a glass of wine I accept. Then I go to the shower and rinse off, come back to the bedroom in only a towel. A couple of minutes of more talking(she's in lingerie) then she usually removes my towel and starts playing with my cock or I take her lingerie and my towel off so she knows what time it is. Depending on my dick and the time, we'll usually go at it a few times, I try to cum in her pussy a couple of times. When were done, we lie on the bed naked and talk about anything, I usually have a hand on her naked body. Some times I ask for a massage before or after. I've even massaged a few of the girls which led to taking off their clothes, then to fucking them.

It's usually something like that. I don't want to post the girls here but I did this in vancouver.
Here's one of them, visited from.montreal with a couple of friends. I never got a chance to meet the girl on the left, always wanted to.
>instagram.com/p/BPBC0TqD8d2/?hl=en

I'll post the last girl I saw too.
eros.com/british_columbia/vancouver/files/9067388.htm?cat=1

The west died a long time ago friend

Good find, bro. I'll check these out.

You might be right, but these hoes like to Splinter Cell their ways.

It's sucks to be put on a pedestal by guys desu. And you're always being made painfully aware that your worth is very temporary and that very soon you'll be nothing but garbage ((if you don't already feel like garbage))

The professional girls are going to be way more fun, way more attractive, and way better value than any instagram girl. Saudi princes are just fucking retarded and think that theyre getting virgins.

>elitemiamiescorts.com
Every single one of these girls has had a lot of partners, but they're extremely safe with std's. Its their livelihood to be a dream girl for men. They know what heyre doing in the bedroom, they wear ficking amazing lingerie, makeup always looks good, and their bodies are fit as fuck.

Sorry to anyone on nofap

You ego fuck sometimes? I feel like I wanna make these bitches squirm but I'm still in the path of being a pussy slayer. But bro you slaying these girls raw dogging? How come you cumming on their pussies, you wear rubber or what?

Having followers is irrelevant to the lifestyle that they live. But yes, women have fucked rich men for lots of money for decades. Anna Nicole Smith being a more recent example. She married an old billionaire a year before his death and has been suing for his estate for over a decade (even after her death).

Why are you surprised that upscale prostitution exists?

You let them take charge or you do the work? I've heard that they all enjoy no matter what when you take charge. How true is this?

Thanks for the site, keep em coming if you have more in Miami.

It's pretty rare to get unedited face pics of a girl with a timestamp.

If I was in Miami i would know most of these girls intimately within a month

Always wear a condom, unless CIM (cumming in mouth)

Abbreviations are used a lot, do your research. Not every girl will offer anal, it's pretty rare.
skipthegames.com/articles/about-escorts/escort-terms-escort-sex-definitions-escort-abbreviations

And I do it because I want to fuck a hot girl, not much of an egomanoac. I have caught myself looking at a mirrored sliding door for her closet, and checking out out reflection. It reminded me of Patrick Bateman and I started to laugh. It definitely feels fucking good looking at your reflection and seeing a 9/10 babe naked, startling you or bent over in front of you, ass pressed up against your cock.

It depends on the personality of the girl, and our dynamic in the first few minutes. If she wants to start blowing me I won't stop her, personally I prefer to be dominant and in control. I like to tell the girl to roll over onto her stomach, or to hop on me and start fucking me in cowgirl.
Within the community, there are girls who are into intense kinky dominant shit, and there are cure girly girls who will follow your lead when you ask.

Ask me what you want, no one else seems to be posting in this thread but me. I consider this a sexual health thread so it's on topic with the board.

How much do you typically pay per session?

All my self respect

Never below $300/hour (canadian $)
Most i ever paid was $700/hour

>escortbabylon.net/#!/kamloops/photos/5873231700/20263863 saw this girl for 2 hours $600. One of the better dates ive been on, we had a geeat connecrion and she was sexy when she came, her back arched up and she started shaking.

How's being a virgin?

I will admit that it's always more fun cumming in a girl who you pulled in a club because she wants you vs. A model whos providing a sexual service, but i like both and I don't always want to go to a club.

All the ones I've been with started with them being dominant, but because I'm autist I flipped pretty quick to dominant and I always see that sparkle in their eye, that watery look saying finally he's taking charge. They all do this which is why I ask to see if it was the same with you.

Ya that does sound familiar, never noticed it.

A lot of escorts like the idea of a powerful man desiring them, so it's not really a surprise. They're still women

I dont know, just had some girl phone call and tell her boyfriend shes not home while fondling my dick. I guess being a virgin isnt as bad as that.

Nope. Heterosexual relationships in mammals are founded on the exchange of resources for sex. If you don't have high value rsources, you're not going to get sex with high value women. Hell, even fatties will demand you at least take them to McDonalds for a burger before they shove your dick up their disgusting cakehole.

I honestly don't eeven care, 2D is better by every possible metric.

Kys

400 followers

you just dated a girl that uses instagram senpai

>surprised that upscale prostitution exists

By upscale prostitution you are referring to the instagram sisters, cousins, bar thots, and weekly bottle rats?

Its a sad reality we have come to when prostitution has been normalized to our everyday dating lives. Eventually resulting in the family structure that has been ruined for regular society.

Its fine though, keep paying for escorts.

I know it's a small amount. But she really thought she could make it like the other insta thots

I don't even really see the appeal to be honest. They look like blow-up dolls, and not in a good way.

How old are you and what's you job to afford this? Also how's your romantic life? Do you ever regret getting into the escort life, I'll never do it because I couldn't lie to my future wife.