You're in the gym and this guy slaps your girlfriends ass and calls you a beta leftist, what do?

You're in the gym and this guy slaps your girlfriends ass and calls you a beta leftist, what do?

I'd hit him in the face but that looks to have already happened

>Implying the Glorious Lion would ever do something so degenerate and dishonorable

Not gonna make it, heretic

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I'll punch you in the face too, Schlomo just say that to my face and not on the internet and see what happens

start reciting Evola while suck his dick

>test levels are so low in sweden you have to roid to even look normal

Shoot him. The fuck is he doing in my garage.

>NICE LAZY EYE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN SPACE AHAHAHA
>grab gf by waist and proceed to finish workout

i'm not amazing looking. but damn i feel sorry for this dude. i don't know what he's so smug about.

He looks good in a dress shirt, ok that's my one nice thing to say today, I'm done

i tell him in all actuality that i mire his sick physique

Haha when did I get a gf

self defense him several times in the back and once in the skull

i look at him and say him he looks good after the surgery and enjoyed his interviews for vice

user let's not go there

why would he slap my left hand

>left hand
>left

Assuming that this happens in Sweden I just accuse him of stare-raping my gf and he gets sentenced to life in a max security prison.

Leave the roastie and acquire a drufrien.

I would P I P E B O M B the living shit out of him.

swear eternal liegence to him

"get the fuck out of here, Downs Syndrome"

This. The Golden One would never disrespect a fellow gymgoer or woman.

Give him a makeshift facial reconstruction surgery via fists

>mfw ambidextrous people have 2 gfs
Why live

Challenge him to a grappling match and ragdoll him a bit for the lulz.

Lift my arm behind his back pull his pony tail any whisper into his upwards head
>”can i tap that ass?”

>Implying that The Golden One would ever disrespect a white norwegian gymcel like me.

Send Goober to his friends

>unholsters gun

golden retriever pls go

golden retriever pls go

Man, FAS got him hard, poor guy

>OP is a beta leftist for making this thread

Kill him for having trash genetics.

>grjitings trju fränd, i wandt to elabrorade on sum certain things. Tis heresy against mi guirlfrind has to sdob

No ways Latsbrah does that.
> Byeeeatah lefteest

Acomodate him with my left hook

>thinking tgo roids
literal retard
if he was geared he would be way leaner and have a better jawline
l2roid newb

>even your own brother mogs you

Aylmao, he goes to my gym and he's a total literal homo, so i wouldn't worry about it.

Bevisa det

He has to use a barbell for a squatplug.
No but seriously, it's one of the uni gyms in uppsala.

Hmm. He lives on the same adress with another dude. Wouldn't really suprise me if were gay

Bend him over and fuck his ass. No lube either.

You don't have to be ambi.
You just do it long enough til you git gud.
Even though I'm a long time right-hander I actually prefer going leftie.
If you fap in front of your computer, it's natural to have your right hand still on your mouse.
Though I've trained to go both ways.

punch him in the face, he will end prettier

>All the sub-170lb people in this thread that bench one plate threatening the golden one, a guy that trains in martial arts and fights professionally.

This is what happens when your parents aren't honest about their child's shortcomings. Probably all Amerimutts too.

its just amerigoblin cope

you're a fucking retard to think he isn't roiding. It's so obvious.

>there are people who think TGO isn't on gear

I bet you think Arnold was natty too

respond "you know for someone who wore a speedo in a gay pride parade you sure do call other people faggot leftist alot"

>all those uncracked spines

So many fags here worried about the handsomeness of other men. Queers.

He's honestly not bad looking. Granted when he was younger he looked bad but he's really grown into his looks these days. Actually looks quite handsome sometimes.

Kick his ass.

>MOGGED

From his powerlifting meet video:

Squat: 230kg
Bench: 160kg
Deadlift: 252.5kg

Also look at my pic.

What part of this package suggests roid use? Funny that the people who always harp on about roiding are:

a) DYEL/lifting less than 3 years
b) natty and don't know shit about PEDs