Good Feels Thread

We're always so fucking negative, lets have just one thread where we discuss the good things.
>Ask girl out
>"Ok!"
>Proceeds to blow me off for 4 weeks
>Finally have enough and tell her I don't want to see her anymore
>Her friend who dates my friend basically trashes me all the time and tries to turn him against me for refusing to orbit
>Friend laughs it off
>Start putting shit up on social media of my gains
>Suddenly the girl that blew me off is interested again and messages me she is sorry and wants to know if I still want to see her
>Tell her no
>Still posting my gains on story, she is still watching
>Friend's girlfriend is still bitching about me

>HS drama the thread

fucking owned

Can't you let me have this you pathetic fuck? I feel good.

Your weak ego is pathetic.

>Your weak ego is pathetic.

It just feels good to tell off a thot who had every intention of playing me. Sorry for wanting to share the feeling and maybe bring some positivity to this board. It doesn't always have to be
>tfw no gf

I still have no gf but I feel fired up right now.

>It doesn't always have to be tfw no gf

>I still have no gf but I feel fired up right now.
Kek, made me laugh

Fuck your friend and DM his girlfriend and this thot with pics of him bottoming.

You sound 15

>meet girl from tinder
>fit ginger
>we hit it off but never get down to the nasty
>we break it off due to her seemingly rocky mental state

ff 6 months

>fit ginger an her hot housemate want to try a poly triad with me
>keen as a bean in a red mo'fucking submarine
>fit ginger pulls out after 3 weeks, some bullshit excuse
>mfw hot housemate is still into me
>mfw hot housemate ticks all my boxes
>mfw i have no face

Guys I am really on a high right now
> finally took the plunge and got my penis professionally measured
>expecting to be average of 5inches
>doctor smiles as he tells me ‘congratulations, it’s 6.2 inches long’
> qt. Nurses miring as I leave office, guess they ‘accidentally’ overheard
Guys I tell you it is well worth the time and money to get this done, the relief I felt with the fact that I can now add this to my bio is inspirational.
Yes, you may end up being smaller than you wanted but if you don’t get it done properly you’ll just feel stupid when someone figures it out on their own.

dude i sent a dick pic to some girl and she is friends with my group and she sent it to a group chat w all my boyz and they had a fat laff and I thought it was funny too but now I want to get back at her in a hilarious way.
ANY IDEAS?>S?

Just tell her dad that she’s sending dick pics to random guys

How long was it when you measured yourself? how is the professional way?

>> finally took the plunge and got my penis professionally measured
send a dick pic to her dad

Thank you OP for making this thread

>At work
>They're giving out free flu shots that day with a nurse in one of the conference rooms
>my turn comes up
>I pull up sleeve for shot in the shoulder
>she smiles
>"You must work out"
>tfw she mirin
>tfw she's like 45 but my ego is still boosted

5.6 myself, they used bone pressed but they had like calipers and a spirit level and stuff
That was my face when making the appointment

>
OK boys im gonna need more genius revolutionaries to pitch in ideas because I need moar

So i should actually take a ruler and press it trough the inch of skin and fat?

Did she request a dick pic?

Get a vasectomy in secret, store some sperm
Have sex with condom one day
(Sabotage it so it breaks)
Act freaked out, all that shit
Couple days later she’s not pregnant, get concerned
Maybe it’s a fluke, try again.
Get really worried, go to fertility specialist
(Is your cousin Dave)
Doctor finds nothing wrong
‘Maybe it’s just something God decided’
Get into religion
Go to church camps, pray, bibles, ect
Every so often retrieve the sperm and give it to her when she’s asleep
She gets pregnant
Omg user I’m so happy, have shotgun wedding
Have some kids
40/50 years later at your kids wedding tell everyone the prank at the wedding reception.
Guaranteed giggles

Yeah but subtract roughly half an inch for skin viscosity, because if you’re having sex then you’re going to be rubbing pelvic bones so that’s how you measure

Like press it in, it don’t force it, like how you put your hand around your wrist- you don’t squeeze because it’s easier but not right, you gotta just touch it

she did not request it. she wanted to fuck bad the night before, we were making out hard in my car, then the next day I sent her a dick pic. She wanted to make plans to hang out when we were making out and I was grabbing ass; she couldnt fuck because she was on her period.

no you need to SQUEEEEZE

you are wrong if you think girls just magically get over this behaviour once they leave high school

Maybe for an average person, but I’m an alien wristlet so I feel like I could actually break my wrist if I did it too hard

No dude you gotta use a vice grip and gorilla glue

good stuff bro. keep fighting the fight

Well that explains it, I was using Elmer’s glue

>Went on a date last Friday, ended up fucking her.
>Went out the following night, had a girl literally giggling in a fit with miration and wanting to take pictures with me.
>Also got teh benis
2018 off to a good start lads

nice bro. dubs of good feels

>woke up at 2AM
>hardly got any sleep
>took like 5 Excedrin
>cant feel a thing
feels good

kek good idea

Girls don't.
Guys do.