[ONION RECIPES] Summoning Onionbro

Hey guys I'm trying to up my test and thought I'd give the onionpill a try (pic related) Does mixing it with fruits is still alright ?

First off, you need to ensure the onions you are buying are activated onions.

>fruit
>>>lgbt

I chop up the onion and mix with lemon juice, olive oil and some pepper. Seems like it takes away the onion taste.

>Banana + onion
U trying to make durian, user?

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thx 4 th3 lulz

The taste was alright but I never eat onions and this shit burns like hell

I blend the onion and mix with soy sauce, served on soya bread

Lemon juice helps A LOT, I'm eating red onions diced with lemon juice right now and there's almost no burn and no nausea.
Also try spooning some into your mouth then mixing them with water, it gets rid of the taste instantly.

You summoned me.

Taking bloods in 2 days.

I have never put them in a shake though!

Chop
Olive oil
Blue cheese
Salt

Can't wait

Godspeed, onionman.
You feel more high test?

eating onions to increase test is a meme. You are a faggot and a loser so you better kys.
Fucking autist. You disgust me

COPE
Even if they don't increase test, onions are still very good for your immune system and have lots of fibre.

Me too.
Higher sex drive
Improved hair growth
Better immune system.
A cough lasts 4 weeks for me normally.
Lasted 10 days this time.

>Improved hair growth
well, mate

Improved
Not fixed.

If a manlet is 5'2 then learns and then reaches 5'3 is he not improved?

Basically at the top it grows a touch thin and uneven.
It's now 100% even And a touch thicker.

I-i-if I'm crying it's cause I'm chopping onions ok?

You're the best, onionbrah.

Milk, onion, garlic, olive oil, cold brew coffee, blueberry and 6 eggs. Mix all up, boil, strain it, let it cold, then put inside the fridge, wait 2 hours, consume. Enjoy gains.

Sheeeeeit if I make my little brother eat onions he gonna get a huuuuge dick

yeah nice try satan, im not drinking a diarrhea hellsmoothie

>boil
Son I am disappoint

Hell yes

Enjoy you literal no gains. It really saddens me the fact I have to explain the boiling, it breaks the sugar from the milk, which btw enhances the benefits of the onions. Seriously it sounds like you don't want to make it.

If that upsets you obviously can skip that step and add honey with ghost pepper instead.

>better immune system
>Improved (head) hair growth
ONIONS CONTAIN XENOESTROGEN

don't cheat onion man, give us the whole truth. you're a pioneer

I won't cheat.
I have been having the same diet for 40 fliiiiiping days.
I wouldn't mess it up.

My agenda is truth rather than I want to demonstrate the test boosting affects.
If onions don't boost then they don't boost.
If they do them great.

Also I may As Well do another one afterwards.

I was thinking long Jack as it effects free test (apparently)

is the bloodtest just about testosterone? I'm curious about LH and estrogen too

2 DAYS

We shall prepare

Wait, i thought onions were "bad" because of how much starch they have.

What if I eat one onion? should it boost test or only the juice?

It is as pic related.
Test
Free test
Sex hormone binging global and
17 beta ostadradiol

Which kind of onion is better, white or purple?

Omg why ever mix onion with froot. GROSS
it overpowers.
Carmelize them round bad boyz and top them on rice

Actually milk and onions
Godlike combo
Cilantro if you got that too
+salt

caramelized onion on egg sandwich
fight me if u disagree

Should I drink the juice only or eat the whole onion?

Needs to be raw to follow the study.
I throw down my onion juice covered glove at thee.

i just eat them raw.
I peel the onion, chop it into 4 parts.
Then i peel a carrot and fill a glass of water.
I eat one onion piece, chew and swallow.
Then drink a sip of water.
Then take a bite from the carrot.

Best method for me. No bullshit and great value. The horrifying aftertaste almost doesn't phase me anymore. The first taste is okay.

>onions are bad because of the starch
>onions have a lot of starch
>starch is bad
what the fuck user

why don't you boil them or grill them with aluminium foil?

doesn't that make them useless ?

Can you people please stop eating onions like mongoloids

Yeah I thought the same, eating onion "cooked" by lemon juice

It keeps the benefits, right?

how much can onions affect your test levels. I got my test levels checked yesterday and it was only 7 nmol/l

figured i'd try this onion meme before actually going to the doctor

Onions
Habanero
Grated carrot
Garlic
Salt

Combine and let sit 15 min.

Add:
Vinegar of choice or lemon/lime juice
Chopped fresh cilantro or parsley
Stevia (if needed/to taste)

Serve.

Goes great with grilled meat.

No idea.
I'm the first person to test as far as I am aware.

I guess we will find out in a few days.

you eat one full onion?

Why would it make it useless? By that logic, cooking soybeans gets rid of the phytoestrogens.

Usually make 1-2 medium onions. You have to slice them super thin. Pic was an onion and a half.

Logic isn't your strong suit.

thanks fampai, do you eat them before or after work out? have you notice any diference?

And arguments aren't yours.

I haven't been on Veeky Forums for a while, what's with the onion meme?

Me, the onion prophet, officially approves.

>XENOESTROGEN
>Anti-Estrogenic Herbs: Onions, garlic and scallions are rich in sulfur containing amino acids and the powerful anti-oxidant quercetin that both help the liver detoxify at a higher level and reduce the production of estrogen (20).

cooking the onions reduces the benefits from the onions

Honestly, why not just buy actual testosterone at this point?

both good, the differences in the onions aren't what affect test

I'd recommend eating a mix, the colour of the red onion gives it other benefits to your health (literally nutrients create the colour in high colour vegetables)

Onion-Skeptics are the ultimate Soyfags. It's always the same gagthroat bloggers, who spew their doubtful claims against the true power of Grinch, the aryan onion.

Study in rats.
1g per kg if body Weight.
Increased test by 314%

I Have tested my t levels. Ate 2 red onions a day for 40 days
Getting tested again in 1 day.
Results back in a few days after.

the study showed a 300% increase in test in rats and 2000% increase in growth hormone (manlets need apply)

it also showed improved sperm viability and motility (speed and ability to make babies)

Enjoy shrinking testicles and heart problems VS Shrekpowers.

All cooked vegetables lose nutrients

Some cooked vegetables have better bio availability of certain nutrients (broccoli for example)

my recommendation is to eat 1 whole onion a day spread out over the day, have some cooked and some raw

how much % does your test increased?

vegetables are really good for you mane

onions have lots of other benefits beyond this new test meme

The work of oniongod is revealed in a couple days. Be diligent, obey the ancient masters, chomp the onions.

Well we all know test works.

We don't know if onions work.
And it's natural so would not suppress or cause the same issues as test.

Do I eat the onions raw or cook em?
t. absolute newfag

How do I read this test?
Left are your results, right is normal levels?

Why not do both?

pretend its a grapefruit and shove it up your ass

>Onions are healthy whether they're raw or cooked, though raw onions have higher levels of organic sulfur compounds that provide many benefits

Glory be to the oinion.

Exactly.
My free test is quite low but normal

Let's hope that improves.

You are my greatest son. Share the blessings with your inferiors, the gods will punish them for disobedience.

Garlic is great at getting rid of SIBO due to it's high allicin content, but eating a raw clove will burn your mouth out (and you'll likely retch).

The trick is to crush, finely chop and then leave it in a small glass of water.

Works just as well and is much more palatable.

You'd likely need a ltr of water considering the mass of an onion, but drinking 500ml twice a day would be ez. Onionlets should give it a go.

I chomp the garlic raw, after eating 10 eggs with a gram of table salt and 1kg of german cheese.
Obey the masters!

18 y/o manlet here if i start chowing onions like a monster will i make it?

You will finally make it, son.

onion bro your trials could honestly be a turning point in Veeky Forums history. if this shit confirmed works we're about to enter a whole new era. thank you for guiding us friend. we'll see what happens.

Any compound in a plant that causes estrogenic effects is called a phytoestrogen anyhow, litally nothing in a plant can be a xenoestrogen

>but eating a raw clove will burn your mouth out (and you'll likely retch).

lmao faggot

RESURRECT THE ANCIENT MASTERS!!!

just made my protine shake and added about a 6th of an onion to it, doesn't affect the taste at all

Have my greatest blessings

big genitals big gains BIG HEIGHT

all attainable with onions

fry it in a pan and eat it with your salmon ... what the fuck are you doing with a blender.

I eat an Onion everyday. been doing it for years just because I like the taste and its unrealistically healthy.

chop it in 4 parts, and swallow them as pills

ITS GOTTA BE RAW

CMON

what if it's "tanned" by lime juice?

>not eating the limes raw

it's just heat that changes veges

What happens if I eat large quantities of both onion and soy?

CMON
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On a serious note, that's probably ok, i know garlic is supposed to retain most of it's bonuses even when its in a citric acid solution, though garlic acts through completely different compounds. Studies did raw so that's all we can speculate on.

Add potatoes for exceptional no-gains.

Let us hope.
I have the test ready.

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