1 raw onion per day

>1 raw onion per day
>nofap
>sleep naked
>cold showers
>vitamin D
>fish oil
>magnesium
>zync
>no soy
I do it all and still haven't achieved godmode. did I miss something? you bros didn't lie to me right?

jsut b confident lol

How awbout doing it for more than like 2 weeks efore drawing concusiojs?
Also did you forget lifting and eating?

Why would you sleep naked? I also do no fap, but dont sleep naked because you never know with these wet dreams lol. Your whole bed will be fucked up.

Do you remember to lift?

>1 raw onion per day
He actually believe in this idiotic meme.
Why don't you smoke cigarettes?

I didn't mention lifting, creatine and protein as that's expected before posting on fit...r-right?

>keto
>omad

you’re almost there

Yh test, tren, adrol, gh and insulin.

what are you fucking retarded?

also, you should smoke cigarettes to block estrogen

Does hookah count? perhaps this is why I haven't achieved god mode, I've been inhaling the wrong smoke all this time
lets keep it natty. Don't want my god mode spoiled

>hookah

nah, that shit is for women. have a nice, smooth, flavorful cigarette. also, but yourself in out-of-your-comfort-zone situations and come out on top, that'll increase your test and confidence too

I smoke dick, faggot

This guy says good advice for simply improving, but back to my point, you will only get close to god mode when injecting the God's elixir it will change your life forever and you can't get close to it without them.

Do NoFap but watch a few minutes of porn before any physical workout. And have a diet rich in saturated fat.

Play fighting video games while you stand and move around. Nothing gets you fucking pumped like that.

all this advice plus learn an instrument (any instrument, but preferably piano or guitar) and read

>I do it all and still haven't achieved godmode. did I miss something? you bros didn't lie to me right?

Lie? On the internet? Of course not.

But at least a half of these things is good for you so you win anyway.

>his not eating raw onions
yea ok buddy, gl on your quest to godhood
faggot, don't speak for me
what is the gods elixir? is it the venom from the other post? will I remain natty if I take it?
I make sure to hit McD at least once a week for maximum saturated fats
I'm terrible at fighting games user, surely something else can replace it?
I don't FEEL like I'm winning without god mode

>not eating night burgers in a locked room
>not watching gorilla fights TV channel

It's like you don't wanna make it

I DO wanna make it user! please help me in my quest

Play a fast paced competitive shooter. It has to be directly competitive. Fighting games are great because fighting is good for your testosterone and there's very little downtime. It requires focus and twitch reactions and is all around a great time.
Find something to play that has almost no down time, is highly competitive, requires a lot of movement and you can play while you stand and do squats and shit.

>never said "lifts"

The other stupid shit is supplemental.

Seriously drop the raw onions just cook them with the rest of your meals you will make people try and avoid you. Drop McD too, get saturated fats from other good sources.
Eggs are a God tier food.
And yes gods elixir is that "venom" from the other post so no you will not remain natural if you take it, but god mode is not natural get this through your head please.

>have a nice, smooth, flavorful cigarette
That shit was invented women, retard. Men smoke cigars.

Snake venom is the gods elixir, got it. One step closer to becoming a god
Only competitive shooter I have is Overwatch which is filled with soy. What about DOOM? not competitive but I'm certain its full of test

Mcdonalds is more sugar than fat desu. Getting quality saturated fats usually means cooking at home

Kek, you are lvl 50 fedora tipping neckbeard tier edgelord
You fell for all memes
Also, you forgot to suck cock for test gains, i suck cock and dont even lift and I am pro bodybuilder, trust me bro

Doom is great but you have to be able to play it standing, which is a problem if you're a mouse and keyboard kind of guy.

>meme
>meme
>partial meme
>partial meme
>wont do shit if you already get the right amount
>not a meme
>should already get enough from your diet
>not a meme
>meme

you forgot ss

sleeping naked keeps your balls cool which means more T

lmao, you may as well just suck cock if you're gonna smoke cigars. with cigarettes, you're inhaling that shit for maximal test gains. also, if you don't smoke, you're missing out on all those ciggie break gfs

You forgot meditation and replacing tv/vidya/shitposting with reading

OP, state these
>height
>age
>weight
>bf% if you know it
>1rm's

Guarantee the answer lies in here.

You're nearly becoming a living meme, congratulations.

Gotta get /fitlit/.

silly nutritionlet; mcdicks is all sugars and transfats

>implying soy lowers estrogen

This is literally one guy posting this shit every day. Post yourself OP, you fat /pol/lard faggot.

NECK

>mcd
Show me 1 fucking ripped person working out there you fucking idiot. Get your fat from nuts faggot.

I'm retarded don't read my fucking post I'm just mad because I missed my workout

Just pin test you pitiful retards all that shit is useless

water fasting and keto

you missed the gomad + ghey shake + 8 eggs

OP here. Here's my new meal plan:

>1 raw onion per day
>nofap
>sleep naked
>cold showers
>vitamin D
>fish oil
>magnesium
>zync
>no soy
>water fasting and keto
>gomad + ghey shake + 8 eggs
>nuts and oats

Cold shower is probably the best thing for a man. God, I fucking love cold showers!

>no soy
>gomad

????? do you realize how fucking chock-full of hormones milk is?

Mammalian growth hormones.

Good. Report in 3 months.