Adolescence is picking right

>adolescence is picking right,

>being a man is picking left

Who here left master race?

Where is the in between?
I don't want to babysit some useless cunt

Yeah, because adolescents who pick right stay with her till they both die from old age.
Adolescents who don't grow into men who have no choice but to pick the one on the left or become a perma-John/bachelor.

>adolescence is loving rei
>being a man is lifting for asuka

Picking left is beta, picking right is alpha.

I'm kind of into both.
I'm at the point in my life where I'd probably pursue a relationship with anyone of any gender (2D or 3D) no matter how insufferable if only just for the experience. I'm desperate for social knowledge and human affection.

right is objectively better but unrealistic

>When I was 13 I was Asuka Fag (After all, Rei is just a doll right? Designed for virgin otakus to lust after...That's what they WANT you to think)
>Now as an adult I'm a Reifag
>TFW your post is the literal opposite of correct

>adolescence is Yui, Mio, or Azusa
>being a man is Mugi or Rii

Manchild pedos detected. Real men lift for pic related.

>Can't tame a spoiled bitch
>Alpha.

>tfw my gf cooks all my meals
its possible, I got lucky. Just look for girls that talk about how much they like to cook

>not enjoying a fulfilling bonding experience with your wife (and later children) as you prepare and eat a delicious meal together
Both options are shit, you are all plebeians

RIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

They're both shit. One is a spoiled brat, one is a submissive weakling

I want to hug them all at once

Being a man is not watching and developing crushes on childrens cartoons

are you implying that Rei doesnt exist

right is literally marriage material, OP is a faggot as usual

her soul doesnt exist

>Alpha
>putting up with a spoiled bitch
Taming of the shrew type situations only happens in romantic comedies and rape porn made for females and males.

if you pick left your mother will die in her sleep tonight

What about this?

Fag

Idk user I've always like misato the most even when I was a kid and watched neon on adult swim.

>real men lift for alcoholics who will fuck you because daddy issues then get you killed

Ummmmm Evangelion is rated R so it's for adults. Maybe you should stick to your rick and morties.

>Evangelion fags ruin a waifu thread

Jesus Christ I fucking hate that overrated piece of shit series and their retarded fans.

A hug?

basically a real woman.
>Liking a histrionic boarderline teen

Maie any fucking day of the week. Slowly forming love through her tough exterior.

yes, Rei has autism

both of these are autistic weeb fantasies though, just like all the other garbage anime in this thread

FACT: until you let go of anime you will never make it
FACT: japanese people aren't human

>STOP DREAMING ABOUT YOUR DREAM GIRL REEE

angry disillusioned weeaboo count: 1

vatryllal. you aren't truly fit unless you want a fit gf too

How can an east asian be weeb?

4

>ITT
>anime girls are fun and cute
>REEEE MARRY A REAL WOMAN OR YOURE PATHETIC
Will 2Dfags ever be enlightened?

MYSTERY BOX
Maie if not

Girls are suppose to be submissive weaklings you fucking mong

if you're east asian then you're worse than a weeb, you're part of the bug clan that creates this toxic shit that is turning white american kids into fat autistic losers

The thing about the mummy fetish though is that typically people who have a complex about being the caregivers don't want you to succeed. They will always keep you trapped in a state of dependency because you being dependent on them is their whole identity.

right is my gf, tho she isnt very smart

The best kind of GF user, I'm jealous

> wouldn't mind being right if I had a bf

>stepping up and raising Tyrone's sprog is what real men do!

>us

Nah, right every time

>not already being right regardless of no bf.

Never going to be right

left is mine, shes autistically good at programming too...reeee....

My girlfriend is left and it fucking sucks. The only saving grace is that because I do all the cooking and other bullshit, she has to give BJs no questions asked.

I dont think anyone would want left, its just soyboy numales are desperate and think girls want to be spoiled and taken care of so they fall into that trap

My gf wants to serve me and is always trying to give me BJ's lol

to the right, i would choke her out while wrecking her uterus every night

to the left, i would feed dog biscuits

Nowadays women can't cook for shit. It's just sad.
No, I don't need you cooking because I can't do it and want another mommy. I can cook better than you, but you should also be able to put a basic meal together at the very least.

You guys are fucking adorable.

Jelly af.

...

Siblings in love.

My wife is literally 3d version of right. Curly hair though. Sucks to be you, r9k tier incels who settle for left.

Hence why I said it fucking sucks.

how the hell am I supposed to get pegged by a submissive weakling?

>adulthood is working a shitty 9-5 job
>adulthood is doing the bidding of someone else
>adulthood is never wanted to be loved or thanked
>adulthood is never enjoying fun or fantastic things
>adulthood is killing off creativity
>adulthood is important
why would i want this

I wish the best for you user

its too bad most women are too shallow in real life to fit any of the two

Tfw you know a real life Xam

>The unfortunate truth

Nigger I’m gay and can tell that the left one is a cheater that doesn’t love anything

>adolesence is idolizing women
>being a man is viewing them as worthless trash(aside from your family)
When did you realize this, Veeky Forums?

this. why are chicks so boring, I don't think I've ever laughed from a girl.

you can bang?

She would invite me over to her flat, snort strange drugs from the internet, fuck me for 2 hours, then kick me out in a rush. I didnt do a lot of the banging.

Not as extreme as you but maturing and experiencing women more will make you realize that they are nothing to fantasize about

They are flawed ass humans that can ruin you if you don't watch yourself, but should still strive to form bonds with those that will ease your living

I have similar feelings about warhammer 39k flags shitting up sci-fi threads on other boards, but I have to stop you right there buddy.
>any waifu thread being good
>evangelion a best

The only right choice.

Whoa buddy, this is Veeky Forums. Finding middle ground and being logical is not tolerated.

Lol gay

Thinking man's answer

surely manhood is having kids and caring more about them and than who is hugging who

s-she's qt bro
[spoiler]s-so are you n-no homo[/spoiler]

>You will never get drunk with her on cheap Jap beer and impress her with your German skills

>You will never get drunk with her on cheap Jap beer and impress her eith your German skills

righttttt

we both want to cook for the other so we will have to cook together
its perfect desu~

What is this autism hiroshima

man: how is this woman's character? will she be able to be a good mother? what does she want to do in her future? how would she handle an illness in our family? ... etc.
boy: does my chick like me more or less than i like her? am i beta or alpha?