Would you press the button?

You get to have the most mind-blowing sex with the hottest person you can imagine on a daily basis.

BUT

You always have sex right before your workout (and yes, you must finish before you go to the gym...)

uh, y-yeah?

yes. Sex before the gym gets me amped as fuck and I have a great workout

Yes. Only a mentally challenged autist would say no.

No, I think fucking myself would be weird

Why would you even need to go to the gym if you get to have amazing unlimited sex with the most attractive person you can imagine.

I'm a girl so....wait...actually this might not be such a good idea.

T. Patrick Bateman

Girls get a test boost from sex. Ronda Rowsy used to bone her husband right before fights to get amped... might wanna try it

neck yourself

would this prevent me from having additional sex when I wanted?

but rowsey was an over hyped fraud

inb4 london

I would never press it. As much of an incel I am, I would probably kill myself if I could never lift to my fullest.

>cardio before weights

no thanks

What did they mean by this?

Sex is boring, I'm only into getting blowjobs so no

I fuck myself most days kek

Its damn good excersize in its own right, I lost 80 lbs just fucking 2-3 times a day for a year with no diet.

...

fuck yes

Cheeky

That men's i would have to get a bigger squat plug

means*

I'm on the website and got
>You will become humanity's greatest soldier
>But
>You will only be 160cm

OH VEY
IT'S LIKE ADDUH SHOA

So I gotta wait 2 extra minutes before i go to the gym, big deal

...

Why would anyone press that button?

Hell yeah.

Time to do some micro loading twice a day Bulgarian Light seven days a week and 4 times on Sunday.

t.Wolverine

... Yeah.
It'd be a great warmup. Cardio doesn't kill gains unless you're not eating enough.
Does this mystery bombshell also cook?