Ok so my gf gave me one of these split shakers for Christmas and I cannot think a decent use for it even if it depended...

Ok so my gf gave me one of these split shakers for Christmas and I cannot think a decent use for it even if it depended to save my life.

Can you give me some ideas please?

save your cum in the other side and recycle it

can't go losing protein like that if you wanna make gainz.

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put vodka in one half, lean in the other

Maybe try to Google the product, it might mention an intended use

Water in one protein powder in the other

This obviously. No clumps if you drink it nice and slow

then blast the dry powder in your mouth and drink before you choke

sometimes I drink the water before and then pour all the powder in my mouth for maximum anaerobic gains

Post workout protein shake in one side,
Electrolytic sauna drink in the other for your post-gym sauna session

Delete this

I do the same thing with sandwiches, it tastes much better to make the sandwich in your mouth

same with tea

save the protein shake part to sip on throughout the workout

the other side is for water that you can drink plenty of and refill frequently

Boiled eggs on one side, water or Dr pepper in the other

>spaghetti in one, coffee in the other one
gotta confuse your stomach for bigger gainz

coke in one side, mentos in the other

Think of the bright side. If you guys ever get stuck in the wilderness and you only have that to carry the last of your Mountain Dew with you can easily split it up equally to ensure one of you isn’t being cheated.

>drinking from a plastic container

enjoy your endocrine disruptors

Same

God that image makes me feel sick. The amount of shit that will be in that stuff

Read the package noob. Literally zero grams trans fat.

I laughed for about a minute straight at this, not even that funny

i used to eat them dry. i would just sprinkle the seasoning over them and munch on them, like 3 of them in a sitting

>a cold sip
>protein shake

Intra workout in one like bcaas, glutamine & creatine. Pure water in the other. Saves carrying 2 bottles around the gym.

vodka/orange juice

Still looks disgusting

Put Protein Shake in both sides

water in one protons in the other
flucking nigger

Dump the stupid bitch

cum in one
BCAAs in the other

the non-meme answer

have someone fill one side with water and the other with vodka
go lift and have fun on your first sip

I guess like a intra workout shake and a post workout shake in one
but that does not look big enough for a decent shake of either

looks really pointless.

pwo in one, protein shake in the other

I tend to put the mayo in my mouth first and the bread last once I have salivated enough to not choke on the slices.

This
Wtf kind of gift is this
Does she not work?

preworkout in one side
bcaas in the other

one for ketchup and the other for mustard

Protein shake in one side, sips in the other.

Yur gunna git ripped brah

Green tea and black tea

t. manchild
You aren't supposed to give 'big' gifts on christmas

This. user we love you, but that girl is retarded and we fear it's only gonna get worse. Next it'll be beats headphones, wrist wraps, and an inflatable squat plug.

Fill it with cement, wait for it to get hard, then bash her over the head with it.

underrated

What makes you think the lad doesn't already have a BPA free squat plug

Fpbp

The obvious answer is orange juice and chocolate milk

RETARD

What are a tide pod's macros?

this one is actually good

Red onions on one side and sweet vidalias on the other

(You)
came here, opened up this thread literally to say this
>t. newfag
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pic related. its (((you))). OP BTFO

How am I a newfag?

It really makes you rub those two brain cells of yours doesnt it

russian frodo is getting a real ass after some drinks

Is it meant to be for 2 people? I guess you could put pre-workout mixed into water or something in one side and plain water on the other side.

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Pre-workout/sips in one end. Then your proprietary intra-workout blend of eleven different amino-chains and pixie dust in the other.

Kek

Fuxking lost it hahaha

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