How long did it take you to become fit?

I legitimately don't enjoy blowjobs, I just feel weird sitting there and it doesn't even feel that good. I would much rather go down on a chick.

Am I a freak or does anyone else agree?

you probably beat your dick too much and aren't sensitive enough to enjoy it.

>6'3"
>Moderately well built and fit...in 4 months after my cut
>9+ inch thick dick
>Ugly face
>99% chance she can't fit me in her mouth or deep throat

Huh..

>4cm diameter
you gotta measure girth (circumference)

this guy got it
but yea i agree i dont mind MUNCHING BOX DUDE

Get out now, it’s only going to hurt more in the future. There’s no worse feeling than being with a woman who has no interest in you, it just becomes sad at that point.

I would also prefer to lick her ass instead of a blowie.

Its a sign of high test.

Small and or death gripped dick and a bit of a submissive
OR
LARPing chick

Either way, your opinion means nothing to the men here.

wash your dick? don't smoke?

How does she know how big the dude's dick is? Can thots tell dick size just by looking at a guy

13.5cm circumference

tell me your secrets relationship yogi

I've been going to the gym for years and made no progress. I have gained 10 kilos this past year. I have a personal trainer but haven't made any significant strength gains. I can barely bench press 30 kilos. I took two weeks off over the christmas break and have lost significant strength and energy, It takes that amount of time for all my gains to evaporate. I am skinny fat as well. Nothing I can do about it so i just keep enduring because even the minor improvements are better than nothing /shrug

"ay slut wash mah bawls in yo mof
get mogd slut
finna bust in dem perls"
/thread

>when she is a virgin

Ex wouldnt do it very often said it hurt her jaw only did it when on her period.

Life was hell.

ayyy

...

Thots will be able to tell because they would be naked with the guy or go after guys who will prominently display or even whip out their dicks.

How is this even possible ?
Are you not eating at all or something?
I only got back into lifting 3 weeks ago and started benching sets of 60kg now I'm already up to sets of 80kg

>I've been going to the gym for years
>I can barely bench press 30 kilos
Have you tried lifting the weights while you were there?

You’re also lying about going to the gym for years.

Maybe you've got some muscle deterioration disease. That or you're a baiting faggot.

'''''virgin'''''

About 5 years
>first 3 years I didn't know wtf I was doing
>last two have been good progress
>last year I've made serious gains and cut more
>still get called fatass on Veeky Forums

I don't know what it is, but no doctor has ever been concerned. I'm 6'2 and 93 kilos. I can make progress with my legs and back but just have very weak chest and shoulder. I am extremely weak.

A little less that a year to stop being a /fatfuck/ but I'm not quite where I want to be. So far only 7s and the occasional 8s flirt with me

She's cheating

Drop the weights then and do bodyweight exercises. Until you can do 5 pull ups and 30+ pushups at once, don't lift weights. Also, next time you go to the doctor ask him about it.

Ex and no she never did cheat, just didnt like giving them never did.

This. Women stop blowing you when they decide they don't want to be with you anymore.

She's cheating on you. You can look at it any way you want to, you can come up with all the excuses you want to but at the end of the day she's not into you anymore. Doesn't matter what your explanation is, there are way too many red flags. Cope, deal with it, accept it, move on get with a girl that will suck your dick bro.

Why is Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums in general first thought they are cheating on you, text you half an hour late

>bro she was fucking tyrone.

women are notoriously bad at judging dick size, she has no idea. It doesn't help that guys also tell girls their dicks are at least an inch bigger than they actually are.

No shit.
If she wasn't she'd be texting you on time.

What the fuck is on time.

I couldnt give a shit when a girl text me, i dont even want to speak to them 90% of the time.

>What the fuck is on time.
not early and not late, jesus fuck your stupid.

As in do you actually get worried if it takes an hour to reply?

>''naaaah, it just hurts my jaw anoon d:''

>staying with a bitch that won't suck your dick
only a white "man"

>get worried
nah, whores don't deserve your attention

>This is some man's daughter.

Doesn't matter how big it actually is.
Only that it's relatively large and or impressive for her.

Most women claim to love big dicks and have had what they thought were 8-15 inch dicks.
But when they actually see something that's 9ish inches they act as if I pulled a four headed fire breathing snake out of my pants.

lol cope you fucking loser

Youre too big for her pleb

5"x5" master race and havr never had any thot refuse to bj me

>>This is some man's daughter.
She's fucked a whole lot of niggers and called them daddy.

>cope
>fuck reality muh 8x6 fantasy

Porn/dick pill/pump shill or retarded imbecile who's been brainwashed their entire life.

Breh you crazy af, my ex gives the best head, shit i take that over any pussy, she lets me bust in her mouth to, fucking top top tier.

Fucked even more snowniggers and called them daddy too.

>my dick's small, so it must be reality that everyone else's is
kill yourself

This

>5"x5" master race and havr never had any thot refuse to bj me

you don't have any problems because nobody even OFFERS to blow you ya tiny penis incel faggot.

Girl literally got freaked out by my dick, its 7.5" by 6.5" and she said her ex bf was 7" said she thought that was big and mine was painful.

It aint even that big girls are retarded, and think that everything is 7" plus.

So funny, classy, and witty. What a time to be alive.

Jealous incel virgin detected

Ive had 30-50 women ive gotten naked with

Shut up cunt.

Are you fucking stupid or jealous.
Where is this hostility coming from?

My dick is fairly huge. This is sometimes an actual problem. This is a thing for me.

How the fuck do you not remember the count without leaving double digitis.

Are you trying to imply that that bitch is white ? Lmao. She's craving the BWC and wants little half hwhite babies.

>le 56% face

Don't get the meme that you need a big dick, what benefit does having a big dick that a girl does not know about till you are both naked have in getting her to the bedroom.

I have big penoor and no girl has ever said I want to fuck you because I can see the outline of your dick through your pants, sure you get compliments during sex but that means fuck all.

I agree, even my 5x5 hurts my gf if i get in too deep like wtf? Damn

I know what you mean about not liking to sit there and do nothing. Some random slut from my past? Sure I love getting blown and doing nothing but when im with my gf I want to please her as well. So either make sure I eat her out before/after. Or be in a position I can be touching her nips/clit or just 69. Manlet virgins will call eating a girl out beta, but pleasing a woman is manly af so fuck off.

Eating her out until she comes or is on the edge and than hitting it from behind and reaching around for her clit with one hand and going for a tit or her hair with the other. w00 lad. (Sorry manlets, either find a midget gf or get arm lengthening surgery if you can't reach :/)

Your a faggot

6x5.5. Ex gf was lean athletic 5'10" and I was scared wasn't gonna be enough. New gf is 5'4" and needs to be pretty wet and aroused to take it all. W00 lad.

Same it only works if you 69. Otherwise i dont get aroused or enjoy it. Id rather go down on THEM. BJ just feels like my own hand but less connected to my brain.

Personally the best high T feel is if i lick her clean butthole while she bj's me like fuaaark

She isn't aroused. Good luck user.

Dick is ovverated theres so much chemistry that is more important. Unless u only enjoy loose thots thatve alfeady had 30+ dicks inside them -___-

>She isn't aroused
Always the case unless your cock is literally 10x7''

>puddles of wet
>persuades me to sleep while docked inside her
>not aroused

Ugly or manlet cope

Holy fuck i hope this is a joke but if not get your test and your thyroid checked.

There was a study that women orgasm more the better good looking, big framed, or rich their partner was. Nothing was correlated to dick size

Stop this dick cope. And if im hurting her with 5" that means something bigger would be worse for her.

plot twist, i was in a relationship for 6 years and she constantly refused to blow me.

started blowing me, ends it in a couple of months
haha

death gripped dick?

Your dick probably smells. Most people probably do too if they have a diet with meat or dairy.

Ever wanted to go down on a girl but changed your mind when the legs were opened? Yeah its like that

no you haven't. stop projecting you morbidly obese, tiny penis faggot.

>9"
>trying to imprrss other Veeky Forums autist this much

You do realize only 0.0001% of genetically anomalies has that right?

Quit e-statting youre probsbly 7 max at most

Nope and nope. Nice projecting there ugly manlet

Jacking off too much and too long with rough hands and a tight grip will desensitize your penis overtime.
Leading to both an inability to orgasm from normal pnv sex and the inability to feel much when your dick is touched.
You're basically teaching your dick to only come from tight physical sensations and your mind to react to porn and fantasy.
Will fuck you up forever

This effect is 1000 times worse for unfortunately circumcised men. Porn isn't the only thing that induced ED for those poor men.

Nope 9.25 inches.
Not porn, camera angles or photoshop inches either.

When I'm 5'9, 5.5 inch dick, attractiveish face, sorta fit

6 months
started with 287lbs 6"4 now i am 220 lbs. diet was mainly 2000kcal day (high protein)
training was 4-6 x muay thai + 2-3 5x5 lift. was hard as fuck but i was a fat fuck so it was doable.

wow i fit the criteria, where da bitches @

>I'm fit
>I'm not ugly
>i have a 7in dick
>I'm a manlet

I FUCKING HATE WOMEN

wristlet

post your wrist

Because most women in relationships cheat. They've done lots of anonymous studies on this. Most women don't have any integrity that's why they can justify cheating.

Is it better to have 6 inch dick with 6¨4 length or 8 inch dick with 5¨9. In people language 15.5 cm with 193 length or 20cm dick with 175 length.

Wash yo dick.

Make me, bitch.