What are you doing sitting on your ass at home reading this? Get to the gym! Socrates said so!

What are you doing sitting on your ass at home reading this? Get to the gym! Socrates said so!

I just got back you fucking faggot

is this the motivation thread?

It is now user.

yessir

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did socrates say to go to the gym? lol

t'is a real quote

Poor Charles Bronson. The most violent prisoner in all of Britain, growing old without seeing the beauty and strength of his body because he didn't have access to the gym.

Choose your gf

Current gf / no gf
>1x gains
>Can train with Bloatlord/Zyzz/Rich Piana/Scooby
>No cost of living, train in Zeus' gym
>No longer able to taste or feel texture, food turns to tasteless paste in your mouth

10/10 model gf
>3x gains
>She's a 10
>The best sex you'll ever have
>She can't cook for shit but insists on cooking for you, good luck hitting your macros
>Train at Gold's Gym
>Goes to the gym with you and looksmoggs all the other girls

Vegan gf
>1.5x gains
>If a pretty solid 8/10
>Makes you immune to cancer
>Cooks you weird vegan food
>Drops you down to 12% bf easily
>Train at Planet Fitness for free
>If she catches you eating non-vegan she'll leave you

Velociraptor gf
>5x gains
>Is a 10/10 as far as raptors go
>No one notices she's a raptor
>Only cooks freshly caught meat
>Say goodbye to anything that isn't meat
>Train at any gym you want
>Incomprehensible raptor barking

this one is really nice, saved

here's my contribution

Clearly a vegan one. Skinny, silky smooth skin and always smelling fresh.

Because I'm waiting for my wife to get off work, then we're going together

>t. edgelord faggot

>No braphog gf option
Fuck you, dude

im not socrates lol

the quote doesnt say "go to the gym", dummy

more like "take care of your physical self, it's art"

Jokes on you, /gif/ sfm threads already make me want to fuck a raptor.

this one is good, thanks

>Socrates said so!
No he didn't.
I think someone made that quote up and attributed it to that fatasfatasss boy molesting fruit socrates.

hard i want zues gym bro gains, but that 10 outta 10 gf

Tbh this one resonated with me that much that i actually started training.

Socrates was on some good shit

Life is about finding and living for God. Bodybuilding is one of the ways we can do that by taking care of what he gave us.

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Literally who

Based loliragi

No chairs for me brother. Life is one big squat.

Eh I'd disagree with that one. I believe there is divinity in each of us, and living for anything particular being that isn't yourself is wrong and blatantly disrespectful. You choose to be a good person because that is what YOU believe is the right thing to do. Not because some organized group thinkers showed you the way.

Bruddas you are da way

Eh I'd disagree with that one. I believe there is divinity in each of us, and living for any particular being that isn't yourself is wrong and blatantly disrespectful. You choose to be a good person because that is what YOU believe is the right thing to do. Not because some organized group thinkers showed you the way.

Bruddas you are da way