What are you doing sitting on your ass at home reading this? Get to the gym! Socrates said so!
What are you doing sitting on your ass at home reading this? Get to the gym! Socrates said so!
I just got back you fucking faggot
is this the motivation thread?
It is now user.
yessir
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did socrates say to go to the gym? lol
t'is a real quote
Poor Charles Bronson. The most violent prisoner in all of Britain, growing old without seeing the beauty and strength of his body because he didn't have access to the gym.
Choose your gf
Current gf / no gf
>1x gains
>Can train with Bloatlord/Zyzz/Rich Piana/Scooby
>No cost of living, train in Zeus' gym
>No longer able to taste or feel texture, food turns to tasteless paste in your mouth
10/10 model gf
>3x gains
>She's a 10
>The best sex you'll ever have
>She can't cook for shit but insists on cooking for you, good luck hitting your macros
>Train at Gold's Gym
>Goes to the gym with you and looksmoggs all the other girls
Vegan gf
>1.5x gains
>If a pretty solid 8/10
>Makes you immune to cancer
>Cooks you weird vegan food
>Drops you down to 12% bf easily
>Train at Planet Fitness for free
>If she catches you eating non-vegan she'll leave you
Velociraptor gf
>5x gains
>Is a 10/10 as far as raptors go
>No one notices she's a raptor
>Only cooks freshly caught meat
>Say goodbye to anything that isn't meat
>Train at any gym you want
>Incomprehensible raptor barking
this one is really nice, saved
here's my contribution
Clearly a vegan one. Skinny, silky smooth skin and always smelling fresh.
Because I'm waiting for my wife to get off work, then we're going together
>t. edgelord faggot
>No braphog gf option
Fuck you, dude
im not socrates lol
the quote doesnt say "go to the gym", dummy
more like "take care of your physical self, it's art"
Jokes on you, /gif/ sfm threads already make me want to fuck a raptor.
this one is good, thanks
>Socrates said so!
No he didn't.
I think someone made that quote up and attributed it to that fatasfatasss boy molesting fruit socrates.
hard i want zues gym bro gains, but that 10 outta 10 gf
Tbh this one resonated with me that much that i actually started training.
Socrates was on some good shit
Life is about finding and living for God. Bodybuilding is one of the ways we can do that by taking care of what he gave us.
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Literally who
Based loliragi
No chairs for me brother. Life is one big squat.
Eh I'd disagree with that one. I believe there is divinity in each of us, and living for anything particular being that isn't yourself is wrong and blatantly disrespectful. You choose to be a good person because that is what YOU believe is the right thing to do. Not because some organized group thinkers showed you the way.
Bruddas you are da way
Eh I'd disagree with that one. I believe there is divinity in each of us, and living for any particular being that isn't yourself is wrong and blatantly disrespectful. You choose to be a good person because that is what YOU believe is the right thing to do. Not because some organized group thinkers showed you the way.
Bruddas you are da way