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I saw that before the thread archived. Im glad its not forgotten.

Cop is kinda chunky too.

She is a great cook !
Michelin star

I ate a whole packet of biscuits after dinner. 500kcal right there. I'm here for motivation.

wow that was like a lift-off in houston

We gotta put it down, for its own good

Skelly here, give them to me!

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So close to being keto!

Women...
So much better at rationalization than anything the requires effort

my face during the whole process

>you accepted me because I wasn't an eyesore then
At least she has some kind of self awareness

J-jesus christ

Source? I want to hear what she's saying

Boil Leg James is dying Veeky Forums. Say something nice before he goes...

Let the past die.

Yeah, 150lbs vs 150 tons

youtube.com/watch?v=gfhrMqTlL_w
german high culture

POP OFF JAMES!

fuck outta here boogie, you fat sack of shit

>I can't lose weight no matter what I eat

POP OFF JAMES!

POP OFF JAMES

that looks fucking disgusting...

but I wanna try it

>littering

what a fuck

you dont
its made with pure frying fat and sugar

Funny you bring this up...

Currently dating a fat girl, we've been together for about five years.

Creativity is essential to maintaining a well groomed obese girlfriend. Every day I have to think of exciting and interesting ways to interest her in showering. At least four or five days a week I have to shower with her, and the only reason she even gets in the shower is because she can lean against me while I finger her. After she gets off, she lets me shampoo her hair, and soap her up.

The worst part though, the part that I cannot even remotely enjoy, is the wiping. She has trouble really reaching back there after a particularly wet bowel movement, so I have to help her wipe. It's not TERRIBLE, but it is unpleasant.

I don't really enjoy it, but it's better than the alternative of having this smelly fat chick masturbating on your sofa and then touching your controllers with those hands. Before I knew to bathe with her and wipe her, I actually found FECES between the buttons and under the analog stick of my PS4 controller.

who wrote this? what a total fucking autist, desperatly trying to be funny. Couldn't even read through 1/3 just gross.

was that a mayonnaise sugar sauce?

>Reddit copypasta

How ugly are you?

Are the fat arms THE single best indicator of a woman ballooning soon? I've not seen one case of a fatcep/arm that didn't transform into a round object within a few years.

A Sausage a Day keeps the Muslims Away

>Purging after meals
>Malnutrition
>Eating disorder

Wtf? She wasn't even skinny, look at that fucking arm. She went from overweight to morbid obese.

Fatties think that having regular meals is malnutrition, and that having an average body af is being anorexic.

more like these

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That's the "orange poo oil" from taking Alli (or another similar drug) but not altering your diet.

AWWWWWW MAH LAYGS

That's right, yeah. These fats still believe it's a miracle pill.

The worst part is some poor bastard is going to have to clean that up, and is probably going to try either spraying it or powerwashing it with a machine, and either way it's just going to spray shit oil all over the place.

That parking garage probably smelled like rancid oil and shit for weeks.

It quite clearly doesn't as the Krauts eat millions of sauages yet have millions of Muslamics.

You can be fat and bulimic, it’s not the same as aneorexia when the person eats as little as possible.

What is this Alli thing anyway? I only heard of it recently.

>bitten off more than he can chew

Not fuckin likely

More like Michelin Man

it makes your intestine absorb less fat from your diet, essentially it induces an oily diarrhea. The idea is that if the intestine absorb less fat, you'll drop weight. These fatties, of course, think they can still eat as much as they want.

germany, why

>The only improvement to having an eating disorder is gaining 400lbs
I fucking swear. The irony is that she's trading one extremely unhealthy form of eating for another, another which'll be even worse for her in the long run, and parading it as an improvement.

It's a drug that stops your body from processing about half of the fat that you intake. Instead of being absorbed the fat just passes through your intestines and you eventually shit it out with the rest of your turds.

The problem is that it's supposed to be used in conjunction with a healthy, low fat diet. Fatsos are retards though, and they think that they can take Alli while simultaneously eating tons of fatty foods like they normally do. This leads to a large amount of fat (in the form of oil) passing through their intestines and out of their ass, either violently (as was the case of the gentleman in the webm) or by leaking. The oil is very thin, so it's not always noticeable when it's leaking out of your asshole, so fatties on Alli who eat shitty diets will sometimes suddenly realize that they are sitting in a puddle of liquified fat mixed with shit (in the form of an orange oily goo).

Because it's oil, it is notoriously difficult to remove from clothing, stains everything immediately, and cleaning it off of any other surface is a nightmare (imagine trying to clean up spilled olive oil but the olive oil reeks like human feces).

It's supposed to be what's known as "aversion therapy" (where people don't want to spray oiley goo out of their ass at mach 3 or stealthily shit their pants when they're at work or something, so in order to avoid that they eat healthier), but instead fats just don't care and the rest of the world suffers.

The only reason I know this is because I was 340lbs last year and looked into it and decided I'd rather not risk explosively assblasting orange oil and would just lose weight like a normal fucking human being, and I am now down to 308lbs as a result.

you may not like it, but this is what peak mental and physical health looks like

Sayonara, You fat shit! The "F" stands for "Fuck You"

Jesus Christ is this a copypasta. Please dump her and enjoy your life you miserable faggot

Jesus Christ her legs look like they are dying

Looks like a 2 Socialist and a Thrombosis Patient to me.

t. fat "person"

>t. fat "person"
really nigga? i was expecting 'hello james'

>/Fat/ does keto

t. black james

Fucking hell I feel like I just witnessed a crime

just ignore it, this is scripted reality TV to meet the demands of our most restarted citizens. nothing of this is true, the producers of these programs will even hire mentally impaired people as actors...

okay that's actually pretty funny

I'm fucking gagging and I work in healthcare.

>throw up your food
>eat so many calories that you’re still maintaining fatty status even after vomiting

This sounds like a special kind of hell

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Cheese, ketchup, weiners and CHOCOLATE!? Is her sense of taste just completely fucked?

She ate her own kneecaps...

>Finally bitten off more than he can chew.
Christ, Inquisitr, it's a dying man.

Fuck outta here Steve, you ugly dyel

Jesus christ that's disgusting, both the results and the use instead of eating less. Keep up the good work you're gonna make it.

I like the way he has a napkin ready like this happens to him often. A true American just keeps it in his pants with the shart in mart

Scrolling through the channels when I see this
Wtf??
Why do people watch this shit? Why does anybody support this degeneracy

People who are having trouble finding energy to workout get pushed out the door by seeing the alternative.

>t. Have GF who wants to gym but has trouble accepting motivation to go with me.
>i just play videos of fat people being cringy on the tv till she caves and her insecurities drive her straight into my car

My mother watches it to remind her why she works to remain healthy.

It's TLC, what do you expect?

jesus christ that's disgusting.

congrats on the weight loss so far though, user

Do you think her fat absorbed the impact?

>not watching fatkino
Never gonna make it

I think there are sugar shills on Veeky Forums these days. Unless it's people playing dumb in many different threads

>im-fucking-plying being morbidly obese isn’t just a different eating disorder

>sugar shills
Speaking of sugar youtube.com/watch?v=LPxIssabhTc
I was somewhat shocked when I find out milk has the same sugas as soda.

I don’t actually watch it on TV but I watch clips on YouTube for the same reason some people watch silly cat videos

wait is he dead?

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This guy had diabetes and bulimia during the same period of time, but since he was fat only his wife noticed because he’d puke in their bathroom toilet.
telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/labour/1896154/John-Prescott-tells-of-his-battle-with-bulimia.html

There was no way this was going to end well even with a skinny girl, but the fact that shes fat makes it extra hilarious

fuck no he had a follow up episode as this seasons opener

These are both trannies, right?

kek

Thank you