If you had even a theoretical chance of making it, who would you lift for? Pic related

If you had even a theoretical chance of making it, who would you lift for? Pic related

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I lift to make the king proud!

she reads at an 8th grade lvl

>if

nah fuck that, loser. it's 2018 we're all gonna make it

My ex

hue hue

Because I can't fail her again

We’re all gonna make it and lift for Tay Tay

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>lifting for a chavistocrat

LIFT FOR SWIFT

For these patrician lines

alternative

>no tits
>no ass
>no talent
>tall as fuck

my exgf (male, but micro dicc and on e)

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>Not lifting for your waifu

Came to say this, sorry bro

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Made me smile

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Tastefur

The weak should fear the strong

cultural appropriation

Manlet detected

>even a theoretical chance of making it
>tfw even a theoretical chance is impossible
hell

>doing it for an annoying cartoon dyke
ah, sorry. you're probably a lezanon.

Carry on.

#PURPLEWILLY

>not getting qt3.14 7ft tall gf
>not being super secure in your manliness to the point you never worry
>not working out extra hard to make her happy she chose you
>not working out for yourself so you can still lift her no problem
>not having children that are smarter than you and more Veeky Forums than you, and being super proud of them

Nope, I'm a dude. Therefore, even a theoretical chance is impossible.
>tfw Jeff had to be an sjw

It's okay lezanon.
You don't have to LARP.

>It was Jeff "Tigole" Kaplan

I doubt it, he probably didn't care.

Incidentally, I lift to be a paladin.

I think if a girl I have a crush on, but i don't lift for her, I lift so that the next time I feel or someone what I felt for her, I don't fuck it up, or at least have a chance.

>implying women use Veeky Forums

Too young user

uh huh...

Kpop stars famalam

patrician taste

Hey guys, it's me again. I still want a cute, weeb gf. Just finished my 3 month bulk, time to cut for (((her))).

You most definitely will not ever make it

Tall is relative, you manlet. lol

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the ayatollah approves

She probably doesn't even like guys that lift

what a hideous specimen. that snozz and unibrow. truly disgusting

Fuck you

I think she's cute desu

joan harris

FUKIN TITTES

i bet she got pussy like orangutan lips

THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON

The Ayatollah approves of pasty Scandinavian men marrying his countrywomen?

What a bro, wtf I love Khamenei now!