If you had even a theoretical chance of making it, who would you lift for? Pic related
If you had even a theoretical chance of making it, who would you lift for? Pic related
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I lift to make the king proud!
she reads at an 8th grade lvl
>if
nah fuck that, loser. it's 2018 we're all gonna make it
My ex
hue hue
Because I can't fail her again
We’re all gonna make it and lift for Tay Tay
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>lifting for a chavistocrat
LIFT FOR SWIFT
For these patrician lines
alternative
>no tits
>no ass
>no talent
>tall as fuck
my exgf (male, but micro dicc and on e)
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>Not lifting for your waifu
Came to say this, sorry bro
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Made me smile
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Tastefur
The weak should fear the strong
cultural appropriation
Manlet detected
>even a theoretical chance of making it
>tfw even a theoretical chance is impossible
hell
>doing it for an annoying cartoon dyke
ah, sorry. you're probably a lezanon.
Carry on.
#PURPLEWILLY
>not getting qt3.14 7ft tall gf
>not being super secure in your manliness to the point you never worry
>not working out extra hard to make her happy she chose you
>not working out for yourself so you can still lift her no problem
>not having children that are smarter than you and more Veeky Forums than you, and being super proud of them
Nope, I'm a dude. Therefore, even a theoretical chance is impossible.
>tfw Jeff had to be an sjw
It's okay lezanon.
You don't have to LARP.
>It was Jeff "Tigole" Kaplan
I doubt it, he probably didn't care.
Incidentally, I lift to be a paladin.
I think if a girl I have a crush on, but i don't lift for her, I lift so that the next time I feel or someone what I felt for her, I don't fuck it up, or at least have a chance.
>implying women use Veeky Forums
Too young user
uh huh...
Kpop stars famalam
patrician taste
Hey guys, it's me again. I still want a cute, weeb gf. Just finished my 3 month bulk, time to cut for (((her))).
You most definitely will not ever make it
Tall is relative, you manlet. lol
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the ayatollah approves
She probably doesn't even like guys that lift
what a hideous specimen. that snozz and unibrow. truly disgusting
Fuck you
I think she's cute desu
joan harris
FUKIN TITTES
i bet she got pussy like orangutan lips
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON
The Ayatollah approves of pasty Scandinavian men marrying his countrywomen?
What a bro, wtf I love Khamenei now!