Left fit for biz. (fuk me senpai)

just fuk my shit all the way up senpai.

i made insane insane moolah but the constant pressure, stress, no sleep etc made me lose aesthetics and guess what. im not fuking happy anymore

been eating like chit, fapping, lost my cheek bones, sloots dont eye fuk me anymore.


fuuuuuuk no money is worth living like this.

i need to get my shit together again. trading memecoins must be the most catabolic thing on planet earth.

tldr aesthetics over money

Only nerds trade crypto
Chads HODL BTC and ETH and put 10% on LINK or IOTA

It’s all going to the moon one day soon

>normie

btc is dinosaur
iota will never work
link is a memecoin
eth is a premined nocap shitcoin

>sloots dont eye fuck me anymore
Back to biz you fucking degenerate, we only care about the bros eye fucking us here.

>ohhhhh its anonnnnnn
>ahahhahahahah
>whats uppp anonnnnnnn
>say SOMETHING hahahha
>it looks like youve lost some weight hahaha
>LOOK AT user EVERYONE HOW GREAT DOES HE LOOK NOW!!
>weeoooooooow
>so why havent you introduced us to your GIRLFRIEND yet user HAHHAAHAH
>HAHAHAHHAH
>LOL user IS BLUSHING SO HARD
>HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>anooooooon
>weoooooooooooo
>LOL user IS SO SHY
>hahah just take a pic of us user
>THANKS user
>Hey user have you meet CHAD
>"Yo"
>CHAD also lifts weights, he plays sports as well
>"What up"
>*CHAD looks at you*
>*CHAD looks confused, ayy you just start lifting"?
>*CHAD* looks confused
>*CHAD* gets grabbed by 2 thots and walks away
>YOURE LEFT ON YOUR OWN
>YOU CAN SEE CHAD IN THE DISTANCE WITH BRAD, THAD, VLAD, SAAD, AND BLAD.
>YOURE WAITING AROUND
>YOURE TOO SCARED TO EVEN GRAB A SNACK FROM THE TABLE
>YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE A HARDCORE DEDICATED HEALTH AND FITNESS FREAK
>THE SWEAT BEGINS TO RUSH DOWN YOUR FOREHEAD
>YOU CAN FEEL YOUR ARMPITS GETTING WARM AND SWEATY
>YOU WONDER IF YOU SMELL
>YOU START TO THINK YOU STINK FROM BO FROM SWEATING
>YOU GO OUT FOR FRESH AIR
>YOU LEAVE AND GO HOME
>YOU OPEN Veeky Forums AND START BROWSING

>he cant handle the trader lifestyle
kek

all you do is sit around buying low and selling high while shilling your bags to idiots on Veeky Forums and crypto forums

fucking easiest 'job' i've ever had

Wtf

wat

>he doesn’t realise btc will keep on going on brand value alone

Normies don’t give a fuck about anything but BTC, it’s got a long way to go yet

I've been trading stocks for 4 years.

I always have to smile when I hear someone say this generic platitude, "just buy low sell high", is equivalent to telling a professional chess player "just checkmate his king bro".

Tell Pro NFL player: "Just get the ball into the endzone bro"

It is one of the most ridiculously useless and comical piece of normie advice.

...

That's enough of internet for you today

>SAAD
mysides.jpg

I've been thinking about investing on the side. checked out Veeky Forums literally every thread was about bitcoin or crypto. seems like they think that's all there is to business/investment/life

bunch of larping virgins if you ask me

put down the keyboard friend

Hortex Pomarańcza. Is OP from Poland?

>YOU CAN FEEL YOUR ARMPITS GETTING WARM AND SWEATY
>YOU WONDER IF YOU SMELL
How do I know if I smell? In the gym, at parties, etc.

I don't get what people mean by stress and pressure of crypto. Sure I may feel a bit down when my portfolio dips significantly, but I don't care that much as I know it always bounces back sooner or later. But maybe it's because I started with 4000 and I'm at 28000 now so I'm not too affected by short term swings.

Fuck this made me anxious

Yes buut where is your Ferrari tho? Soiboi?

>VLAD, BLAD
lel

>tfw these scenarios will never not be true for you
Hurts lads

where's yours?
pink wojak?

>Hes holding, dump it.

>My exact portfolio