>ywn wake up next to a girl like this
what is the best lift to combat this feel?
Ywn wake up next to a girl like this
deadlift
I lift the pain away
Whole body
Plausibly every 24hrs.
I don't get it. What's so great about her?
>tfw ywn wake up to this
How much do I have to bench this feel away?
>sample size of 6
>bicep curls
Some real hardhitting science you got there.
I had my kids with a blonde one of these.
Fucking end it.
How do I get a girl like this?
(You) don't.
Damn she looked much better in the other webms, dropped
They're blatant measurements of biological reactions.
...
She was like 10 lbs smaller there or something.
>white womyn
squats in the curlrack
it is customary for British females to gain 5lbs a year after age 15
I tell to myself that shes a shallow brainwashed by feminism non-virgin whore that would dump me on any possible opportunity.
I mean its true.
how much stone is that
0.357
I tell myself this about every girl but...
youtube.com
GOAT taste
Shes not that attractive. Id smash still tho
>tfw not 6'2 blonde bombshell gf
>saw qt teen who recently joined gym at the store today
>made brief eye contact twice and I looked away quickly both times instead of smiling at her
JUST kill me guys, why am I even on this planet
>finish up workout class, head to chipotle
>see a bunch of girls from class there too, separately
>dont even say hi
is it autistm or true alpha status to disregard a female?
>ywn wake up
>awkwardly avoid eye contact while standing in line with girls from your class
>"wow that guy is so weird why is he so nervous like that? Doesnt he know how to say hello?"
yeah real alpha bud
It's only alpha if saying hi doesn't even occur to you and once you leave you never even bother to think about it again. The good news is sometimes being an autist can have people who don't know you too well to think of you as an alpha. Just be careful if they ever get to see who you really are though.
Thank god
FPB mother fucking P
In times of stress, anger and confusion especially, deadlifting PRs become so much more big and intense. You are trying to be strong in your struggle, you blast some music(lmao gymplebs, just do it at home) stand in front of the bar, get into the mindset,
>music starts up(Capsizing the sea in waves - Trivium)
>"I am not a failure!"
>"I am strong!"
>"This bar WILL COME OFF THE GROUND!"
>"TIME ITSELF WILL REMEMBER THIS BAR LEAVE THE GROUND"
>"DO IT FOR HITLER!"
>"DO IT FOR JESUS!"
>"DO IT FOR ZYZZ!"
>"Do IT FOR RICH!"
>IIIIIN WAAAAAAAAAAVES!!!!
>"AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
Best feeling ever hands down, beats pretty much any nut on any butt
thats cleraly a sexbot
nah i'll get better then a ugly normieblonde makeup pornslootbag hoe like that
shes not even pretty
Shit taste
>setting your expectations so low
>not lusting after a 10/10 superhuman masterrace goddess
never gonna make it if you don't learn how to haggle
...
>all these nibs calling holly ugly
cuter than all these plastic filled thots you're all posting
Lads tell me: how do you sleep together with a girl? I don't have much experience, but I've slept with a girl in spoon position and it was uncomfortable as fuck. I just like to sleep on my belly. What am I doing wrong.
I d-d-d-don't know user...
I spoon my gf until she falls asleep, then I kiss her head and carefully slip my arm out from under her. Then I just sleep on my back like always.
She didn't know I did that for the first year we dated, thought we just moved around in our sleep.
Like her head on my arm/shoulder/armpit if that makes sense. That or spooning, sleep back to back.
I overheat when spooning. Also makes my arm fall asleep if she catches me with her ribs
Try the recovery position, and put one leg and one arm over her and the other arm under the pillow and under her head or behind your back.
Works for me, and if you spread your legs a bit you're basically sleeping on your stomach.
you dont after more tthan 3 months
i need my own mattress and cover
Who is this woman bro please tell me
god holly is so fucking perfect
>Shes not that attractive
That wasnt Taylor
Insanely cute, but wheres the milk???
Holly Earl :)
It's official I will never be happy
yes
Avoiding women is autism. Comes off as a social anxiety/ retardation. Will never look alpha
qt
>Those toes
Nomnomnomnom
GOAT body
I'm so angry she never posts on Instagram
She's an actress with no work what does she do all day?
I don't even lift but I wake up every two weeks to a girl after a night of heavy drinking and wild sex
Feels good man
well at least we know she's not thotting it up
posted this a few weeks ago and i lost my damn mind
too few interviews on youtube as well apart from the obvious one :(
FUUUUUUUUUG HER VOICE IS SO PERFECT
>delet plz
Visit a club and dont act retarded
Make enough every year to buy her all the things she never knew she wanted.
you might find someone who makes you feel like that though. That's a nicer feel than having a hot gf
>You will never spend a seemingly endless, sensual, lascivious hot summer night and a full moon with Eva
>You will never have innumerable, incredible and intense orgasms together with her, while the full moon shines upon your naked bodies and the sweat beads
Why even get out of bed in the morning? This woman is a goddess. I would worship her. If I could only that necklace on pic related for the fraction of a moment and feel her soft, warm skin of her chest, the little hairs. I would feel and remember her heartbeat forever
>big ass teeth
Gross.
Oh my friend. I just had the diddly today. But when I listen to that song (first time) and read your text I want to do it again. That intro is amazing
>''just one sip, user''
Perfect timeline. It hurts itll never happen.
rate face, gross.
Note, her pussy is top tier though obviously.
whew lad....
Fucked up the grammar a bit, but glad you still got it
When I lift heavy enough she will surely notice me
you like fat pussy yes?
Buddy i got it 10 years ago when I watched casino royale. Believe me i saw how beautiful she was.
Literally perfect, yes fat pussy is best pussy hands down
...
y-yes
>not like buckteeth cute girls
end it my fa.m
...
>Veeky Forums-fat girls general
apparently
buy the new version at the Wallace store.
i would spit pizza into her pussy and suck it back out and eat it
>ask oneitis if she wants to date
>she says no
any exercises that will make me stop wanting to gouge my eyes out?
Cotton shorts like this weeeeeewwwwwww
>not filling her gaped b-hole with marinara sauce and dipping pizza slices into it and then eating it
...
>Alpha or autistic
> Autistic alphaism
>she's 1.52m tall
brehs
dropped
no manlet sons in my future
This girl is cute as fuck but does anyone else get the feel like she has a future crackhead face? Idk how to explain it, sort of like the photos where Angelina Jolie looks like a drug addict. I'm worried she'll look like that when she's older
no, she's a 25yo theatre girl, it woulda hit already
That's the key to a PR song Is a momentus and progressively test boosting intro, building the intensity and adrenaline then hitting a climax and getting heavy as fuck and unleashing it on the barbell.
The Best three genres for this in my experiecne are:
>3) Electronic
>2) Epic symphonic compositions
>1) HEAVY FUCKING METSL
Buges likes using trivium:
youtu.be
>Deathlift
To success.
>
be still my heart
brehs this girl is so hot it's not even funny, she's perfect gf material, cute af but also super hot naked. I'm in love.
imgur.com
top and tail mate anything else is a bit bent
Youre senses are broke
her face is garbage and has small tits but her lower body as a whole is god tier.
>dances in her underwear and mounts a guy while half naked
>pure
Tell her your name is Joe
stop this now
how do i achieve minxy gf lads?
how much do i need to benchu?
>tfw when you turn 40 today knowing a woman has touched your dick in 10 years and you haven't fucked a woman since you were 19. Meaning this qt was maybe 4.
Nuke me from orbit please.