Vomiting all the time. Nauseous. Diarrhea. Any solutions to this or to just wait it out? I drink water but I puke it back up. As long as my stomach is empty, I'm not nauseous. But presumably I'll de-hydrate and die.
I'm downing tums so maybe that'll help.
my neck hurts
Butt chug cooking oil to keep your energy levels and electrolytes up
GET TO THE DOCTAH
Go to a doctor or emergency dept if it's been a few hours it could be something seriois
Doctos will send you to go fuck yourself, and for good reason. Who the fuck would go to emergency for a little bit of puking and fever? Unless you have tropical disease just wait it out.
Because vometing and diarrhea for hours is indicative of something worse than a stomach upset. I had same symptoms and had intussusception which landed me in hospital for 3 days on antibiotics.
Perhaps you should shut your mouth when people are ill. Doctors would rather say it's nothing than something worse.
Unless your a burger its free to see your gp or ER doctor
If you have insurance, there's no reason not to go to the doctor; they will not turn you away. I had food poisoning and went amid massive vomiting and diarrhea. They gave me an IV with saline solution and a mild anti-nausea solution. I left feeling hydrated and less nauseas
>havent been to doctor in probably 15-20 years even for a checkup
>tfw havent vomited in 15 years
>tfw have had legit diarrhea maybe 3 times in my life
>rarely get flu, see the flu sweeping through the country right now and i work in a hospital, never got a flu shot, and im not sick while all the coworkers got sick including all those who got a flu shot
they need to collect my t cells. maybe they can reverse AIDS
Those are the exact symptoms you fucking moron. Even if you went to emergency, by the time you're done waiting you'd start improving. Get your anecdotal evidence somewhere else.
s cells confirmed canon
go to the doc if you haven't already. are you retarded?
>guy has the flu or food poisoning or something
>will probably be gone in 24-48 hours
>OMGGGGG GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM OMGG OMGGGG
"Raised by single mothers and grandmas" the thread
There sure if a lot of bad faux-macho "advice" from this supposed health form. If you're sick OP, go to the doctor.
If you're American and you don't have insurance (and you aren't rich) it's probably fine to skip it. Otherwise, you pay taxes/insurance premiums so you can get help, so go get your money's worth
Same boat, as I type I took the best shit of my life 5 minutes ago. The pressure relief was immense, U could do nothing but vomit for two days and burp, it was a struggle to even rip a shart. After taking 3 stool softeners (forced them to stay down) and eating water and bread.. oh man. If you haven't, try taking a shit my dude.
I'm guessing you're a burger, so rip in peace then
>contracts HIV from sharing steroid needles with gay gymbro
>refuse to go to the doctor because I'm no pussy
>symptoms progress rapidly
>six months later I'm on my death bed (at home)
>trap bf (no homo) is there
>tell Veeky Forums...
>>yes user
>tell Veeky Forums that at least I was never a hospital fag
>dies
You realise that the "symptoms" of any sickness is the body's immunological system fighting the virus, right? It's not the virus trying to kill you.
Also, countries with the best free healthcare system have rooms after rooms full of people waiting in line. In the UK the waiting time is on avarage of 3 hours. You're gonna be waiting 3 hours for a 5 minute diagnose of some trivial shit, and all you're gonna get in return of your taxes is a mild stomach aspirin that you could've gotten much earlier on your own.
Have fun, OP. Nice trolling, lads.
>would rather keep arguing pointless shit than admit he's wrong and an overreacting gaylord
Stay mad.
If this lasts for over 24 hrs and you can’t keep water down you need to go to the doctors. Try sipping tiny amounts water and don’t try to eat foods
remind me why it's better to be europoor with your "free" healthcare instead of just paying like an adult. I'm seen within 20 minutes whenever I want/need healthcare
>kidney fails
>skin turns yellow
>It's okay, a frog on the internet told me the symptoms of any sickness is my immune system fighting it
Assuming you don't give a fuck about the middle class. We also have private healthcare, you twat. And it's cheaper than in the U.S for the same quality.
>double downs
Shit keeps getting better.
I'm sure you can get a wart removed just as well as here, but considering all the medical schools of merit are in the US, well... I'm just saying try not to get cancer
I agree, I pay for my own healthcare like an adult with my own money. I pay for my own roads too, I don't use those "free" roads like some child. My adult roads are getting longer all the time, soon I'll be able to make it around the block with no traffic.
I'm glad this thread turned into two autists fighting about nothing
>implying there aren't smoother toll roads with less traffic
You can pretend to have a socialist utopia all you like, your country still won't start mattering
And you're one of them.
en.m.wikipedia.org
Op you have this. Call a doctor and get some medicine, meanwhile drink only 1/4 of teaspoon or less. Don't exagerate, go very slowly or you'll throe up again
>all the medical schools of merit are in the US
kek look at this delusional burger
It's more like chads vs autists.
Yours is about to stop mattering mate, which I don't necessarily think is good, but you people have turned into one giant fucking meme.
Your retard. The symptoms of gastroenteritis are caused by the virus trying to spread itself to other hosts. It won't stop by itself and you could die of dehydration
He thinks 37th is 1st place, burger education system can't into math.
Oh god now the thread is moving into /pol/ivian territory
Also, YOU CAN'T EAT NOR DRINK IF NOT TREATED BECAUSE YOU'LL THROW UP EVERYTHING. I hope you die choking on a dick
Thanks for the laughs, mate. It's been fun.
No, you're right, only the vast majority of the best are in America. Honestly, imagine trying to pretend America isn't the far-and-away frontrunner of medical research.
I'm actually a student of mathematics, not that saying that means a lot on a Japanese paper-folding forum. But most those statistics are for public education, and factor in things like uniformity in test scores, availability of counseling, and other feel-good nonsense. The best public schools are in Asia. The best universities are in America.
Try a bit of coca cola.
You almost certainly just have food poisoning. Drink water very very very slowly, or go to the hospital if you can.
I'm not trying to pretend anything, but you don't need to be the very best to be a school of 'merit'. I'm from a poor Eastern Euro country where our government for some reason wages a war on both education and healthcare and the doctors educated here are still sought after everywhere abroad.
Are you really this retarded? I almost died and was put in intensive care because I behaved like you're suggesting.
I lost 20 (45 lbs) fucking kilograms in 7 days because I could not eat nor drink even a spoon of water without throwing it up. I repeat, they doctors told me I almost died, another day in that situation and it would be over for me.
If not treated, gastroenteritis symptom don't stop stop for 14 days minimum, because the pathogen makes you throw up to spread the infection. The more you throw up the more you dehydratate, the more you dehydratate, the more nausea becomes severe.
If OP follows your retarded advice things will go bad for him
Do they treat food poisoning? Because the only reason I see to not go and get a free saline solution and start feeling better is that they don't treat it.
And if they don't, your medical system isn't very good. In my experience with European healthcare (Greece, in particular. Obviously very poor, but not far off from Eastern Europe) is that they will turn you away if you're more than likely to get better on your own than not. Seems more like shooting dice than humanitarianism.
>The best public schools are in Asia
>The best universities are in America
>Finland on top
>Japan at the bottom of the top 10
>Korea falls behind at 12
>America falling close in the 20's
>getting a degree in the state of Florida will get you 100k+ in debt
>he's getting a degree in maths
19 year old boi confirmed. Have fun with unemployment while paying your student debt
Our medical system is shit, I was talking about our medical education, which is good. I think they would normally treat food poisoning. We often hear news of mass food poisoning from kindergartens and schools after which the kids were taken to hospital. Still, they are so out of resources and staff that they might just not be able to pay attention to you. It varies from hospital to hospital. The one near me is still one of the most functioning but a few months ago they had to turn off the heating due to no money. The joke is that we would have more than enough as a state, it's just that the government thinks it's fun to pump everything into 5000-person football stadiums in villages of 1000.
>Finland at top
What did I JUST say about socialist feel-good nonsense. Nordic countries always top the lists for these reasons. Look at test scores for Japan, South Korea, and China. In fact, here:
nces.ed.gov
Look at the math scores for PISA. Singapore, Hong Kong, China, Japan, Korea, oh hey it's non-EU Switzerland. HMMM. In fact, the entire range of Western countries is about 60 points, with the United States in the middle (I blame niggers) with the Asian countries about 60 points up from the Western countries.
But please, please show me your Buzzfeed "Top 10 School Systems in 2018" source
What country is this, if you don't mind my asking? I love hearing stories like this from citizens. I actually have heard of doctors being trained in places like Romania and spreading out through the EU to make money.
Still, I doubt many make it into American hospitals, but I'm sure more set up private practises. We really do have a lot of medical schools and produce a lot of doctors. They're all needed to help our population that's eating itself to death in its decadence
Also I'm debt free because I live in a state with cheap tuition and my research work more than pays for costs ;)
It's Hungary. Yeah, they usually find jobs throughout the EU. It's sad how corruption ruins this place. Maybe it's going to change. You see the summary of the problem in many post-Soviet countries is that the last generation to know freedom from before the war is dead and the first one to know it since has not yet grown up completely. We are stuck with middle-aged and old people with a Soviet mindset who can be controlled unconditionally and unlimitedly by state media.
Asians also top the scores with school kids commiting suicide.
>research work more than pays for costs ;)
>reserach work
Stop bullshiting, user. It's bad for your health.
I've never thought about what happens when communism falls. I think part of me assumed the moment the first McDonald's goes in all the communist-diehards become freedom-loving capitalists. But, if that's the problem it can only get better over time.
As for the EU, I just don't think it's worth it, especially in its current form. Maybe a Eastern-european collective would be helpful, since each member country would understand the problems in the others. But thats a long way away, maybe Brexit will at least encourage some EU reform.
Working hard is stressful. I'm sure you're exceptionally stress-free, though.
I knew you'd petulantly deny that someone else has an intersting academic life than back down.
Here's a selection of the texts I've use in recent courses. The top three are for this semester. My research is in differential geometry. Particularly, I'm working on a database of integrable systems (soliton equations, the Nonlinear Schroedinger equation, etc.) and am attempting to find sufficient condition for integrability by studying higher-order Lax pairs of these systems.
I can't offer any more proof than this, and ultimate don't care enough to try.
>inb4 you cared enough to make this post
I'll always take an opportunity to brag about my research
>I think part of me assumed the moment the first McDonald's goes in all the communist-diehards become freedom-loving capitalists
A lot more complicated than that, actually. Soviet mindset refers to subservience and refusal/unability to think and an acceptance to being exploited.
There was a mood of optimism at the beginning of it. But what happened was that we privatized our assets far below fair price, the lucky elite embraced neoliberalism without the '68 European consensus that capitalism only works f it benefits everyone and the majority of the people ended up gutted and disillusioned about the new system and also the communist structure of buddy relations over talent/expertise/anything was too strong in our culture.
It's another example of how a structuralist approach to westernisation always fails. Institutions in their native environments are organic results of their nations' cultural history, implement them in different cultures all you want, if they are not ready, those countries will revert back to their natural states but with a newfound hatred for Western culture.