Be homegym master race

>Be homegym master race
>Decid to get real gym membership today
What the hell ? There are THOTS all over the place in tight leggings, and they are THICC af too

How am I supposed to act? Do I just ignore them or blatantly stare at their juicy asses ? Like everywhere I look there would be an ass, I can't just ignore them this is not humanely possible.
it's distracting me from my workout. Help

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Lordosis

Stare at them shamelessly. If they are wearing thot clothing they are there to get attention so you might as well give them bitches what they want while increasing your test for more gains.

To give you a serious answer:
Just look at them and check them out.
Wouldn't go full autism though and stare at them all the time.
Not really a problem to appreciate juicy asses, but don't exaggerate.

Do NOT stare.
Do NOT give them attention.
Just IGNORE them and workout like they are INVISIBLE to you.

Hard times require strong men to fix them.

Get a gf and be loyal to her until she dumps you and you get depressed and lose your life because of it.

I do this to be honest. If I really feel the need to look I glance and then continue doing what I'm doing.

>doing push day
>have a pretty good chest pump going
>girl doing what I can only describe as single leg push downs except on the floor and using a leg curl machine
>she is staring right at me in the mirror
>move machines
>she is still looking over at me
>refuse to look back
>start doing leg portion of my routine
>blonde girl is staring at me from the squat rack, assume she is waiting for me to get off the leg extension machine
>finish and go to farmer's squats
>she walks by me staring directly in my face
>ignore her completely

If she breathes, she's a thot. I probably should've at least smiled though.

exactly. why give the bitch what she wants? you'll only validate the behavior.

besides, a basic principle of getting laid by hot chicks is, the less she thinks you are impressed by her hotness, the better your chances are; anybody overly impressed by her is automatically considered thirsty, or undeserving

This is true.

My new attitude is that looking at girls doesn't get you laid. You can be aware of the talent in the room without really looking. If the opportunity to say "hey are you using this" or make any valid general comment then that's your opportunity to assert yourself as a friendly person. From there I don't see why you can't say or at least smile any time you see that girl again. You may even be able to hold a general conversation. If she seems keen then ask her out.

Staring is a waste of time and only validates them. Especially if you're an attractive male. You staring at them takes away your edge. Take your lifting really serious and capitalise on opportunities to socialise. That's the game.

kek

There are mirrors everywhere, man. Find a way to stare as nonchalantly as possible, and if you get caught so what. Everyone else is staring too

this guy gets it

This

It's good for the male brain to see ass in real action

There's nothing wrong with staring, they came to the gym like that and decided to do the things they do like bending over for 30 reps

Be like Kamina
When he first met Yoko he looked directly at her asshole

I used to think it was a decent nice guy thing to do by not looking, but that's just a soy boy bitch fuccboi mentality. I remember seeing other guys staring and I would be like.. I'm so decent and you're not.

But that's just a fag's way of thinking. Nothing else really fucking matters in this universe.
You like ass.
There is ass.
Look at ass.

MADE

It's a symbiotic relationship
They give you test you give them mires

Home gyms are for losers.

>tight leggings
>thot clothing
What else are they supposed to wear?

Tight and revealing clothes aren't the only comfotable and fitting clothes for women, m8.

Answer the question

a burka you fucking nimrod

Nothing at all.

>go to friend's gym
>he's always looking at girls and doing dumb exercises
>"hey user did you check that girl's ass"

Maybe normal fucking shorts?

shorts or usual sweatpants as they did in PE you dolt

Free testosterone boost you fucking numale.

There's nothing hotter than sport shorts

I always stare at the thottiest thots. Their pussies are probably worn out. Their personalities are bland AF.

I don't care. They're good looking and, so far, that's all they are. They're not my overweight whore who earns her paycheck and gives it to me and makes sure to swallow at least two of my loads a day while I tell her about all of the hot women who deserve my dick. Ya'll niggas need one of these cum guzzling fatties.

>When he first met Yoko he looked directly at her asshole

>I take my relationship advice from Mongolian image sequences

>A t-shirt, sports bra, and regular shorts
>a tank top with a sports bra and sweatpants
>joggers, a sports bra, and shirt

This is like asking what else men can wear besides very low cut, thin strap, tank tops and mid thigh shorts.

Do women like being admired by strangers?

I don't like it much because I have autism and don't know if they really mirin or laughin'

>go to gym
>see this
help

something not skin tight?

literally saw this today user. Walked away and continued my workout.

Why do people do that? I sometimes even see guys doing it. Are you not supposed to just sit?

Guys doing it probably just haven't realized why mostly women use that machine and in that specific way.

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How can it work with just 5kg worth of weight moved?

I wanna go to the gym but not get male attention.
Should I just wear sweatpants or what?

That or a tracksuit. Get it in a size or two bigger.

It's working exactly how she intended it to...

Does this exercise have to be performed in front of a camera each time? Is it just a performance rather than training?

are you amish or something? how are you even browsing the internet senpai?

protip: they are not comfortable at all, women just want to look good cause that's what their whole existence is based on, they are literally fucking disgusting and only waste gym space but hey at least you can look at their ass. In 1 year i've only seen 1 girl [not counting old woman] use normal gym clothes, kudos to her.

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My gf wears joggers. Still feminine and not skin tight. I also wear joggers(male)

Ignore thots.

If a dude tries to hit on you, tell them "fuck off, I'm fucking busy" and report them to gym management.

Man, you're a bunch of pussies. Just go and get your workout in.

I'm a pure soul.

a strong man would beat the shit out of those thots, not autistically ignore them

>gf(male)

>always mentally refer to this as the bad girl machine
>the other one that does inner thights is the good girl machine

Just look op

>How am I supposed to act?

You basically just have to resist the urge to go up behind them and nuzzle your face into their ass while they work out.

>that hotel room hook up
i miss those days

It’s not a social club you’re there to train.

It can keep her

what about pajeetas that come with thier angry pajeet brother and his friends he bullies her in front of. she wears sweats usually

the gym is the only place i see attractive women irl

Whoa

you could easily do both if you felt like it.

Im going to assume most people in this thread are virgins or at least havent been in a longterm/serious relationship. Otherwise you guys would have realized, girls dress for other girls, not you. They aren’t attempting to seduce every guy they meet, they exclusively want to make other females jealous or admire. It would only be the case if the guy has a gf with him that she can make jealous. You honestly think that girl lifting along is dressed like that to make you, this pathetic NEET loser, horny and desperate? Get over yourselves and your THOT fantasies.

>inb4 Veeky Forums rage

This. They are working out speciifaclly so men find them sexualy attractive so they appreicate being noticed. Just don't be creepy about it.

>girls dress for other girls, not you
are you kidding? girls want to pick up a muscle chad boyfriend at the gym

Don't listen to this retard.
If you are constantly avoiding eye contact with women, they are going to assume you are afraid of them.....which you probably are unless you literally just aren't interested in them.
Women appreciate it when dudes aren't afraid to have eye contact or hint that they are interested in them.

This, tbqh. Based user knows what's up.

I went to three different gyms and tried three different styles. here is my findings

cold and indifferent
>this seemed to work rather iffy. some thots would go out of their way to get my attention, as in they would do they meme shit like unweighted floor crunches right infront of me while I did any life in a cage. if I did not respond to them they eventually would either awkwardly leave or talk to me. if I made a remark like "why are you doing that right in front of me" they'd spill their pasta or again awkwardly leave. if I responded positively it would go rather normal and basically go no where.

chatty chad mode
>some seemed to like it, but they were few. many would keep it short and leave. others would be polite but formal. few were into it

blatant womanizer mode
>1/20 girls responded positively to it. but those two that did were instant smashes. as in we fucked right out in the parking lot. this, in a way, was the best approach. I got lots of dates with the other methods but only 5 smashes. I feel as if I had just been a womanizer in all gyms, I could have scored just as much as the other two methods with way less effort


note I rep 1.5/2.75/3/4.3 have a good jaw line, have that bald scary choke me daddy look and have green eyes so results may very

How the fuck do you act like a blatant womanizer?

this is a true. If you want to test this theory just wait until you have an opportunity where multiple females are working out near you and its not too busy where they notice you. Pick one and drool over her, completely ignoring the other one. Then watch as the other girl spergs out.

COPE

idk, but what's calum von moger's new girlfriend's ig?

she looks like a fucking realdoll

follow them around from a distance and go out of your way and routine to use the same machines and shit they use, sniff/lick the sweat off the machines

Talk to them if you like what you see. Don’t be an autist.

Agreed, they're just gonna think you're scared to look at them. If you happen to make contact do a quick smile.

>wish I'd follow my own advice instead of just looking blankly

>How am I supposed to act?
WE ALREADY HAD THIS TALK OP.

Girls do it because it 'feels good'. Same reason for the sitting down version (haven't tried the standing one tho desu). What if there was a machine for guys that brought you closer to orgasm every rep?
t. Grill

FORGOT PIC

>based fitizen has an aspergers hallucination and gets banned from planet fitness

But I've found at least in the gym, tight clothes prevent me from getting stuff caught on machines (not fun) and sleeveless shirts=no pit stains

Yeah, agreed.

>Ignore them
And now they think you are gay

Why would someone think that? Surely you don't think every girl who ignores you is a lesbian.

Chad-to-be

FOR

Girls are used to being stared at, guys aren't. How new are you to life?

post pic or better webm of good girl machine

Yeah wtf its just a cookie cutter Stacy

>How the fuck do you act like a blatant womanizer?

he reminds me of one of my fucking idiot friends who actually refers to himself as a womanizer because he fucks 4/10 sloots constantly

how is that men are capable of working out in non revealing clothes but women are not? really makes you think

Same tbdesu

It makes me think that the people who care are either jealous women or homosexuals.

just be an adult

U wot? At my gym half the dudes are wearing singlets, which are ocasionally so low that their nipples show.

What fucking gym do you go to

It's the abductors because it looks like that after you abduct 'er.

"The lusty (no homo)"
We squat in pairs

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>act normal, people act normally in response

>act austismo, people politely break you off and scram

>act like a doosh, get laid by people with morals as lousy as your own while fucking with 10x others

way to be a quality person, shithead

>HOIST