Veeky Forums, I just matched with s braphog and I need some lines

this tbhfam

hey gurl, are you a beaver?
cuz dam

rolling for this, you know sloots want the bbc

OP here.

>23
>18
Yeah fuck that I don't trust any ho that does this shit.

off by 2, reroll

Something's off with this pic

>2%
you made this thread just to torment me, didn't you

>"No? Great, then my dick should give you no problems."

Cos I love it, you're oversized man hands have me like diamonds right now

see

Charge your phone

> is 18 your age or your weight in stone

Nice

a-are you an archaeologist
cause i got a huge bone that needs examining

OP here. Another convo from last night. Her bio says mother of 2 so that’s why I said what I said

>loose

I don't know this pickup like

smoothe shit, not even memeing.

>smooth
wut

smooth*

>Veeky Forums's personal spell checker
fuck off chink

>mother of 3
I would stay away

You dumb fucking retard, it wasn't about the spellcheck. How was that smooth at all?

Kek

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>single mother of 3
>"all the more reason to set an example

self awareness is a thing of the past

virgins wouldn't understand

Tbh most of the time I see people be this aggressive it doesn’t work. Nice job user

Jesus Christ, just shut the fuck up

this

How'd I do boys?

Yeah looks like a really cute arrangement of blurry pixels

>doubles advocate

>dodges the question in a pathetic attempt
>m-muh virgins
Detected the actual virgin.

You tell us

FUCK THESE NUMALE TINDER THREADS. these fags post this shit as if matching or messaging tinder girls means anything, the only people that are fucking are tinder are the ones that get messgaged by girls first, not these fags that constantly make these gay ass threads

...

yea, nice cope buddy.

>hey lets FUCK
>smooth
current year ladies and gentlemen

I honestly laughed, good one

Better late than never I suppose

>face: acceptable at worst
>tits: sizeable
>ass: round

>keeps dodging
You didn't have to prove my point this easily.

Guys like you should just get a fleshlight and stay away from other human beings. Stay in your basement lair and fap to your anime girls.

>needs me to explain it to him
you proved mine

predictably boring and unsexual

>no u

>i give up: the post

Ty ty

>face: probably cute but honestly who the fuck can tell from that
>tits: literally no way of knowing
>ass: literally no way of knowing
You have to take into consideration that women only use the best of the best photos when it comes to showing them to the public. If this girl hypothetically looked like 8/10 in a photo she published herself, she'd be a 6/10 MAX in real life.

>mom I've won another Internet argument!

i guess i'm just not as picky as you

@44360235
>she's still throwing (You)'s my way
kek

Hey, I'm not hating, I've GF'd waaaaay worse than that photo, just saying...

le ebin kek and (You)s. I was merely pretending to be retarded, gotem xD

^^absolutely seething

You got a fat ass

I mean with that pose and picture that's what she wants to hear, right?

jesus christ Veeky Forums what happened...?

virgin reporting i cant belive she responded to this so well

>^^absolutely seething
S E E T H I N G

>hey guys what should I say
>takes none of the advice

Point of this thread?

you stupid nigger

To start a Tinder thread you nonce

Every one makes threads because they're lonely.

Also, why even bother with pickup lines on Tinder? People using it are obviously dtf. There's no point in writing pointless bs.

Post updates I want to see how this plays out

you don't have to go through courtship

Considering that this chick is fat (check face, stomach and arms), her ass and boobs are mediocre at best.
Fatty enabling should be a crime.

>t. never landed a date on tinder

Tinder uses your Facebook age and you have to be at least 13 so people boosted their age to get one.

>2%
>Bluetooth on
>That shitty shit tier pick up line
>Wasting a BRAAPhog

You can only get away with this if you have Chad aesthetics

I always liked Tinder threads. We should have aTinder general just to contain them all to one place

Tell that to our faggot mods, this thread will be deleted in no time, just you wait

>implying these shitfests don't last for +400

Only on good days when the OP or whoever is trying to finesse does something really stupid/funny

So every time

Smooth af. Respect

>intensive purposes
stopped reading

>When you smoke weed for the first time

Where are you OP?
We are waiting...

My dad would like this. Mind if I share it with him?

His phone died

it's an old pasta, go ahead

it means she wants older guys

lol u mad? go tip your fedora somewhere else virgin soyboy

>2%

>Using pickup lines

>guitar not bass

FUCK TESCOS

How many picture do i need on tinder? is one good enough if chad?