Fuck girl

>fuck girl
>she squirts and literally won't let go of me for the rest of the night
>proceeds to ghost me

JUST

>girl spends the night blowing me and telling me how much she's fancied me for ages
>next morning she won't even cuddle me

lad, i think women are just absolutely mad

this

>cuddles you the whole night
>don’t even have to dump her
What is wrong with you lad

I don't want to dump her though, she's attractive and smart. She's pre-med at my uni and I'm in archaeology, we have so many great conversations about human history and biology.

She ghosted me for a week but just started (barely) talking to me again and I have no idea what to do.

This hoe I was talking to pulled a 180 on me in the matter of days. The only way you keep them around is if you fuck them asap and give good dick. Otherwise they will disappear out of nowhere..

I shagged my rep who I got along with the second week of uni. She ghosted me for a while cause we were both seeing other people. I waited for a bit, kept in contact, told her my intentions, and broke it off with the girl I was with. She shortly after ended it with her girlfriend and a month later we were together. Maybe she’s just confused or worried about you getting in the way of work or whatever.

Just tell her the truth and don’t be a nuisance

>I have no idea what to do.
Understand that shes probably talking to other people and you should be too, Dont take these things so seriously man,

There's the possibility that she is ghosting you because she was really into you and doesn't know how to deal with it. Remember that she is a person just like you and has to deal with things just like you do

Are you a lesbians?

This.

Girls can be as autistic as blokes a lot of the time, ESPECIALLY when it comes to sex and stuff.

I know this advice is mind blowing and seems too crazy to work, but just trust me:

try talking to the girl instead of making posts on Veeky Forums

thats fucking stupid, why would anyone ever do that

what do i say

I wish I could get my girl to squirt

...

shit.. i know the feeling..

I just had the lucky combination of a desensitized penis and a girl who is incredibly tight. It was even hard to get one finger in at first.

This this this.
>I have a gf
But
Her friend is a qt Asian who does the same as OP with multiple guys. Acts like a waifu, but is sleeping around after coming out of a long relationship, so she doesn't "act" like a regular hoe.
Has a stable of 3+ guys, but probably 10 over the course of a year, literally one of them because he offered coke upon them matching, complains about the guys who cling, and got the clap. She admits she doesn't know who gave it to her and is embarrassed to start asking.
I'm not hating, she can fuck whoever she wants, but when she talks (complains) about this shit I want to punch her in the face.

why did you squirt on me you fucking idiot thats gross

This happened to me too, after making them cum multiple times in one go. I eased on the sex because I didn't want to progress too fast and felt they were a proper person and worth a shot.

I really felt fucking dumb and still do.

Had all sorts of revenge porn fantasies going in my head and still do, I want to strangle and beat them to a pulp and piss on them and throw my load in their face.

If there is a next time I'm doing some of those things for sure. Sluts deserve no respect

post a pic of her

Help fit

Been talking to this girl I met through a mutual friend for a few months. Only ever hung out with her around other friends though. Shes complimented my face, groped my arms and chest, asked me to come in the car with her when friends were driving her home from my place and so on. Anyway her and I were at a friends party last night and we're having a pretty good time. Played pong together and were touching each other a bunch. End of the night she tells me not to uber home and go to the after party with a couple other people and we chill on the couch together, first time just us in a room, with a lot more touching and her being in my arms and ending with her sleeping with her head on my lap. She texted me sorry for sleeping on you and I wanna respond that I enjoyed spending time with you and then ask her out to get food or whatever. This a good move? I feel like if I overstep here I'll kind of fade out our group of friends who are pretty much my only source of social life as I go to school across the country. She also kept saying how she's gonna be single forever while she was in my arms which I had no response to cuz wtf do I even say. This chick is into me right? Or am I just friend zoned or some shit?

>when women bang 3 guys at once and then complain about not being able to find 'the one'

>She ghosted me for a week but just started (barely) talking to me again and I have no idea what to do.

Don't you fucking dare do it user

Get in bed and shit on their face

Beat them, strangle them, anything

She sounds like she's pretty interested in you. In my experience, touching is the one thing that usually means you're in.

Say something like "lol ur good, had a fun night" or whatever you think sounds right. If she responds positively, you then say "u free tomorrow night?" or whenever.

Also post screencaps.

she is into you unless she thinks you're gay

-Sorry for sleeping on you
-No problem. It was the cutest thing I've ever seen. Are you doing anything this tuesday? I know a great little coffee place that serves good waffles

>meet girl
>bang her second date
>next day she begs me to come over for round two
>sex is amazing
>next morning everything seems fine, kiss her and leave
>wait a week
>contact her to set up a date
>im busy but maybe weekend :(
>ok contact me when youre free

It's been a week, nothing. Been fucking other chicks and she's still checking my snapchat stories so all hope isn't lost.