Is there anything I can put in my pants so it looks like I have a bigger dick?

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Try putting a bigger dick in it.

onions

Every day we drift further from God's grace

Your pussy pad you use when you squat you micro dick sissy

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everytime I see shit like that I start to appreciate /pol/

day of the rope when?

Nothing you would want to take your pants off with.

Get some "enhancing" underwear. Think "push up bra," but for your dick.

My hand

Right? Ffs

:D

It turns brown and mushes up within an hour or two

Don't peel it you fucking autist

Thats with the skin on.

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How about you put something in your HEAD so you stop obsessing about your goddamned dick, you retarded primate.

why don't qt girls wear fake cocks during everyday life?

Fucking hell, I just got a boner from this shit.

Isn't this from the same people who made that cuck comic?

Yeah. They’re called Oh Joy Sex Toy

A bigger dick

Wtf, this shit reminds me of all those sjw fat acceptance comics that try to rationalize morbidly obese people.

I like that youre my same old wife, but with a COCK

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=dAargSCXQaQ

reminds me of that story where that chick who had a crush on a dude found out that he was with another girl then sent a pic of a guy with a bulge in his pants
Turns out the guy was actually a female friend of said girl with crush.
Women all over the net lionized it as the funnienst and most brilliant thing ever.

BUT if you take a look at the female friend who suggested that she stuffed her pants and take pic and the photo's of the two girls...

It's obvious that the pants stuffer is a full on closet dyke and is fucking her friend or has a crush and occasionally talks her into sex.

It's actually kind of hilarious when you realize the underlying implications of certain things after a while. Actually no, it's kind of upsetting when you can see things like this with ease.

The Western civilization is really becoming degenerates today. I fear what I'm going to see in maybe 10 years