What is something that only a true alpha male gets to experience?

What is something that only a true alpha male gets to experience?

Not having to ask what an alpha experiences.

Fucking 9 10/10s in one session

Sex with a woman who genuinelyloves him for who he is

>a gf

>when you nut and the cuck is still suckin

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You know how you when you go outside you see a pretty girl and you think

>"man I wish she I could have sex with her/I wish she was my GF"

Well imagine that, except the woman is thinking it about you (protip: they aren't thinking that about you lol)

When you can easily replace women

not giving a shit. And I love it

I fucked a national Hooters calendar girl on New Year's Eve as the ball dropped in the back storage room of a D.C. Club. I have a D list celebrity who sends me nudes but has never actually done nudity publicly. I'm also aving a foursome with three cute Asian girls from Tinder pretty soon.... can't think of anything else more alfa that I have done with my Chadliness.

It's nice to be genetically blessed.

This hurts.

I should add that I have never had sex with the D lister because she is married and I have always stopped it when it got that far. And yes, she is hot and was completely swooned by this board a few years ago when she got famous.

Tfw Chad

i get stares/lip licking/lip biting almost everyday on public transportation

Proof?

Stealing white women while being a member of an inferior race.

not being afraid of confrontation

Having women compete for your attention.

Nothing that I could post would satisfy anybody without compromising identities which I'm not willing to do. You can assume it's an oddly specific LARP if you want.

>(protip: they aren't thinking that about you lol)
lol i thought so thanks

lol

faggot

happiness

>can’t even post nudes of the ‘D list celebrity’

Yeah, nice one “””””””””””””chad””””””””””””

It's somebody who I talk to just about every day. If I didn't, I'd be selling to TMZ rather than posting for free on an Ethiopian figure skating forum.

you're getting nudes from trappy-chan?

Ms paint over faces and names holy shit it’s not hard

>cover names and faces
Kind of takes away the whole "celebrity" aspect of it all, doesn't it?
>blue board
Pointless to boot. Just go ahead and assume LARP.