Acclaimed celebrity at the top of his game

>Acclaimed celebrity at the top of his game
>Still a beta autist who can't read social cues
Does anyone ever really make it, Veeky Forums?

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Indians don't, no.

Notice how so many are defending him, because he is brown, even though Indians are the biggest pervs in history. Any white guy is auto guilty

DESIGNATED SHITTING STREET

>even though Indians are the biggest pervs in history.

I didn't know the billion dollar porn industry was located in India.

When you are at the top of the food chain, you don't even have to hide your autism

Most of the time, thots will even suck your dick when they are visibly uncomfortable during it

...

bitch lasagna

Jews aren’t pervs, they used porn to further the degradation of western values and tradition.

>>Acclaimed celebrity

No one actually likes Aziz Ansari. People might find him funny in that "aw he's so harmless and he's trying so hard to make us laugh :)))" kind of way, but he's exactly the kind of person who'd get left out of events for being a lame annoying autist.

>aziz ansari
>read the girl like hellen keller read a newspaper

Jesus christ. Indians are such fucking beta males, it’s no wonder the word ‘beta’ translates to ‘son’ in Hindi.

He got his dick sucked by some socially awkward nerd, a total non story. Liam Neeson was right this #metoo thing is turning into a witch hunt.

Really, who is that pajeet?
never head of him until 2 days ago about him raping someone for not noticing "visual cues" what?)
Is that some diversity celebrity for amerimutts?

At least he got his dick sucked, twice.
Most fitizens havent been intimate with a woman in years.

> literally created a TV show to live out his fantasy of dating non-Indians
The absolute STATE. He’s more or less the male version of Mindy Kalling.

He won’t be dating anyone after this episode.

He’ll be an untouchable.

Top fucking kek.

>Somewhat famous comedian with a couple million in the bank

>Turboslut who takes a different dick every weekend sees opportunity to turn a typical night out for her into a nice payday

It's YOU autists who can't read between the lines.

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I imagine he found it very difficult to interpret her non-verbal cue of sucking his dick.

>Jews aren't pervs
Sure thing Schlomo.

This

who dis streetshitter?

Aziz Ansari

Word man. Why the fuck she go back to his apartment after a date? Did she want to look at his etchings?

watch Master of None.

They are but they typically don't get high off their own porno supply

She literally never told him to stop. He was being alpha, she was being an autistic sperg by not using her voice

This. She is mad she couldn't become the girlfriend of a rich man.

Why wait until the next morning to write a moody text instead of just leaving at the time. These skanks cheapen actual abuse allergations in an attempt to have a moment of fame

tnx user

I will drop the biggest red pill now:

Blacked is owned by a jew
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>Still a beta autist

He can't just not be Indian anymore one day.

Shit tier comedian that did a few projects that people loved and is now in the upper ring of success. A 22 year old "Photographer" was picked up by him and now shes trying to make it seem that Aziz raped her, in all honesty it was just sheer awkwardness that was perpetuated the girls whorishness and regret.

They went on a date. Aziz left with her back to his apartment before they even finished their drinks. He then just started to kissing her, sticking his fingers in her throat, then fingering her (fingers pointed upwards and bent as to stimulate the G-spot which has a rougher feel compared to the other spots of the puss).

He then moved her hand towards his dick multiple times. She kept getting up and moving to other places of the house where he would follow her and stick his fingers down her throat again to get them nice and moist as to finger her. He then kept asking where she wanted to fuck him.

She collected herself in the bathroom when she escaped from him. Aziz went to the couch and sat down. She left the bathroom and sat in front of him on the floor with her back to him. Aziz then told her turn around, which revealed his massive 4 inch Indian cock pointed straight at her. They started to make out again for some reason.

He led her to a DIFFERENT FUCKING COUCH. Aziz then led her to a mirror where he bent her over onto it and said "Where do you want me to fuck you? Do you want me to fuck you right here?" and slapped his dick against her ass a couple of times. She said no, got their clothes back on and then proceeded watch Seinfeld. Where he then started to stick her fingers down her throat again while he tried to undo her panties.This FINALLY made her leave the house. Not after kissing Aziz goodbye.

You missed where she voluntarily blew him twice after making him go down on her on her MARBLE counter tops.

hey sex lady
show bob and vegene

i ran the VIP room at a strip club and can honestly tell you that indians were just the worst. they would just point at fucking waitresses and say "sex. sex." and pull them aggressively towards the back room. one time had to put a 5" manlet into a hold because he chased a dancer into the bathroom because she wouldnt fuck him. absolute terrible stinking degenerates. much rather have black guys in the club and that's saying something

if he was attractive and white it would have been ok

moral of the story, you can't make it if you're not white

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Fuck off pajeet, the only reason anyone is defending him is because he’s a super duper oppressed minority millionaire celebrity.

just lol

where can i download a generic legally binding consent form?

his show fucking sucks though.
"omg you don't have apps and online dating in italy??!!"
yes, pajeet, they all eat pasta all day and don't have a care in the world.
computers and modernity don't exist in magical italy where old ladies give you homemade candies and there are no supermarkets.

HEY!!
#metoo
Is legit!

So...what ever happened to Corey Feldman? Is he still alive? I mean ((they)) were REALLY trying to kill the guy off when he wanted to make his huge hollywood kiddy rape movie.

That whole story was brutal and cringe as fuck. I honestly ended up feeling worse for him than for his victim (candidly she lost major points for not knowing what seinfeld was, fucking millennials)

lmao is that why ever pedo is a white man?
also Bill Cosby is a black man and everyone is trying to get him killed.

calm down white cuck

>Veeky Forums
>calling someone else autist

So I actually knew the girl who wrote the article pretty well at Northwestern last year... if anyone wants to know anything about how much she sucks, boy can I do a tell all

rundown?

send pic of bops.
show vegana

Master of Non-Consensual Sex*

I don’t really care either way but I’ve noticed a lot of men defending him “l with the argument of “why didn’t she just get up and leave” which I can agree wIth

one proof required before you get any more attention than this.

take pic of your diploma or ur student id, u can blur your name out

Blacks do this but with a tiny bit more grave, just a tiny bit.
>be at local club
>weird blacks (the nonbetas nigs don’t do this) go up to chicks and just lightly grab them and start grinding on them
>if female doesn’t oblige they move on to the next one immediately
I saw one do this, get rejected and then immediately try to steal a purse I was sitting next to.

so that's why queen margaery was killed

He's a creepy dork and she's trying to fuck her way up and a bit of a slut.

I wonder if these women know that this is going to basically end most of their careers and almost ensure that all male stars would rather hook up with escorts rather then random women who're looking for a pay day and a quick shot of fame?

The chick that outed scary spice as a rapist dyke didn't get much out of it either.

If you read the whole article it is even worse. According to her portrayal he made upwards of 10 hardcore sexual advances. Then lots of kissing and she'd oblige to some. Even blew him for a while. Turned him down early on, and again, and again. Then stuck around for what seems to be soooo long. FINALLY leaves, but not before giving him a goodnight kiss. Goes on to have her sad text the next day to which he adamantly apologizes. Poor Pajeet desu

This.

If you read her side of the story, she only came to the conclussion it wasn't consentual was becausd her friends told her it wasnt

Link? Not everyone is in the same cultural space, you know.

Well..he does portray a creepy wierd ass little indian dude in his roles so..

Yeah..

Speaking of which. I'm not trying to sound racist or anything but...are Indian chicks as weird as this when it comes to fucking?
Cause I saw a sexy thicc ass desi the other day and I want to beat that pussy up.

honestly if any female goes out with a fucking pajeet she deserves to be raped

kys

Do not kys!
The joke was good. It was good.

>openly identifies as a male feminist
>writes a book about modern romance
>so bad at sex that girls call it rape
sad

ITT retards try to shit on a man who veritably did nothing wrong in an attempt to push their own agenda. If only you could realize that you guys are next. They're cracking down on all of us, because we're men. The fact that they got Aziz is just proof it's not only white men, it's all men. They want us all to be brainwashed into thinking we're unnatural and creepy for engaging in standard fucking procedure when it comes to seduction of females. The facts don't matter anymore to these #metoo hivemind fuckers and they don't realize they're running errands for the post-modernist by engaging in this self-victimization and refusal to accept personal responsibility.

You're next.

>woman consensually sucks dick, then regrets it and ruins famous man's career

Thanks again, #metoo, for defaming actual sexual assaults and rapes

>can't read social cues
He wasn't trying to read shit. He was trying to get his dick wet, you really think a celebrity was trying to date some random groupie? He just kept pushing her until she relented and sucked his dick. The fact that he got her to do it shows he knows what he's doing.

>manlet
>brown
>snarky beta
>hopeless with women

he's Veeky Forums through and through, I thought he'd be getting unanimous support here

It's just a big fucking power struggle.

>fit
>brown
lol

>lmao is that why ever pedo is a white man?
source?

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it's called the toll user, they all pay it at some point.

Though I don't actually think our little brown friend was really in the wrong. This girl was a slut willing to suck his cock for fame but was completely turned off that he was in fact, just a creepy little pajeet with no tact who just wanted to use her like the fucktoy she is. If they think there is possibly something to be gained from it, these girls will call regret rape all day long, because as it stands, there is literally no punishment for making false rape accusations.

>Veeky Forums
>white
top laff m8

indians are just gross

Just wish that he'd put this turbowhore's name out there. There's a difference between telling your friends about bad sex and putting it out there for the world to see. It's just common decency not to put someone on blast in front of the whole world.

>I'm not trying to sound racist or anything
Go back to redit nigger

he's a character actor plane and simple. a type-cast

If you watch his last comedy special, he played their fucking game, talking about how men need to "do better" and all this shit, basically trying to ride the #metoo train himself. He might just believe his own shit and actually feel guilty.

The only possible strategy would be to out this cunt and lambast her for discrediting actual rape victims, but that's pretty risky given that he apologized to the whore. While people are arguing on his behalf spontaneously, his best bet is to probably keep his head down.

>He’ll be an untouchable.

kekked heartily

this. she even said herself that she was excited to "run into" him.

>not just enjoying the race vs sex gender politics infighting going on over this on the left right now

Vagina will still triumph over brown skin, but interesting to watch nonetheless.

The real fucking questions.
That chappelle show skit was right all those years ago.

most men chase validation in order to escape insecurity, many never find it no matter how rich, famous, swole or accomplished.

the reality is that it's mostly intrinsic. consider all the times when you're not feeling like shit because circumstances either distract you or boost your morale. could you not be like this all the time?

not to say that self-improvement and success aren't noble pursuits. but really what you need most is the ability to love yourself, as tacky as that sounds.

you do realize what selective picking is right? media does the same thing with serial killers. Only making a big deal out of white ones. Source me up on whites proportionally having more pedophiles.

>there is literally no punishment for making false rape accusations.

Really? I'm not from the US, but I think there should be something along the lines of slander / defamation?

I feel better, cut more and lift harder on meth than a donut so debunked

he shouldn't have raped that girl

why is tookie on there? dude was Veeky Forums

still got a beej and the world is calling that chick a useless ho.

and master of none is hilarious. fuck outta here disrespecting my boy aziz.

>years

>ferengi phone

Yeah, thats how it's supposed to work, but can you show me a case where a girl HAS been punished? I can't think of one.

On top of that, the career and reputation destroying power that a single bar hopping thot can have nowadays is monumental. Could you imagine how much worse the shitstorm would be if he started suing her for slander/defamation?

I like his humor. But I always thought he is akward with women. He is Indian. Most white women will not go out with him. He should either focus on Indian women (who want him for his money) or now get used to be omega-shamed.

Why in the hell didn't se say something like "I'm a three dates girl" and does this shitty "read-my-crypto-eye-roll" shit. Tinder is full with "searching for not sex fun". This is nonsense.

> jokes are all about how dating is hard
> show is all about how dating is hard
> has a bad date because dating is hard

Who could have seen this coming?

>with the same X that

White people are probably the least inclined to be pedo on average, it just stands out more because white countries have the strictest laws against being a pedo.

>aziz told me "but really what you need most is the ability to love yourself, as tacky as that sounds"
>then he pointed to his dick

>After arriving at his apartment in Manhattan on Monday evening, they exchanged small talk and drank wine.
>“It was white,” she said. “I didn’t get to choose and I prefer red, but it was white wine.”