How Veeky Forums before u can even consider getting laid?

How much do I have to be able to bench press on as low a bodyfat as possible before I should even try thinking about even going out "there"?

Being in a shape of an elite athlete ought to improve once ability to get laid by at least 5% I reckon(for non normies)

women operate more on social status, which can be manipulated by how charismatic you are. muscles and bodyfat have little to do with getting laid

So it's back to situational homosexuality for me? Back to grindr, at least it feels good to be wanted to somebody, even though it wouldn't feel as good as being with a nice looking girl that smells nice and dresses like a classy slut.

You can get women as a fat cunt, but looking good helps, but it's optional

>going gay just to get laid

Fucking pitiful desu

Porn ruined my sexuality and gave me big cock fetishes.

>muscles and bodyfat have little to do with getting laid
lmao

Make it to the 150 kg club with bodyfat below 15%. Either than that you ain't getting laid friendo.

Stop watching it. You're going against your very nature. It's poison for the mind and soul

Porn can't make you gay. It can make you realize that you are

The worst thing about it is that i sorta tiny pit "came out of the closet", (i feel for that meme) now family and shit thing I'm gay, I'm pretty sure things like this spread a long way, I'm pretty sure I've been cattle branched as a closet faggot by now, hence it will now be almost impossible to get a gf.

>he needs to be Veeky Forums to get laid

Check my level: It's been really easy since I got aesthetic to get girls, even if I treat them like I don't give a fuck about them they still come up and squeeze my arms and slap my ass. Party with people from college recently and I pumped n dumped 3 girls in one night, not even shitting, I somehow managed to came in 3 different girls, 2 out of 3 with no condom, drizzling the last bit of semen out from my empty balls. Then in the morning I made out with 2 more girls, I feel like a sex god ever since I got this aesthetic, girls literally can't keep their hands off me in classes. Most fun I've ever had and I'm only 20.

fuck off, I saw this dox last thread

you should always be going "out there" to not become a social retard who only knows how to pick up heavy objects. Twink dyel teenagers will get more than you if you let that happen.

You don't even need to be fit. I had sex before I even began lifting. It's about personality, charm and charisma.

Plus obviously don't be ugly.

only confidence is required

I got laid once by a cougar, that was in my early 20's... I've regressed so much in self esteem since than. I fugged her twice, once when drunk and another time when sober, i got traumatized after the sex because she was so much older than i remembered. I remember crying in the shower afterwards.

Then years later i tried grindr, didn't find it fulfilling and I found fags to be non attractive and mentally ill hypersexuals.

I bench 142.5kg ohp 80 squat 190 and deadlift 215. I still don't have gf. I still like lifting tho I do it for myself not to satisfy some thot's lust for guy with fit body.

I feel you. I'm totally down to fuck cute femboys but I'd much rather get some real pussy. Still too DYEL for that unfortunately.

I fucked like a rabbit in high school and I was a chub cunt. Being 6ft3 and the only guy with a beard helped though.

At least 1/2/3/4 for reps to even look a woman in the eye

So many normies in this thread.

Veeky Forums is a virgin board only, pls go back to /soc/

Do you have a big cock yourself?

I had way more sex at 15% to 20% body fat than I do at 12.

No, it's average. When I was a teen I thought I had a small cock and I would constantly compare crotches, look at other dicks and feel so inferior until i sexualized my penis envy, i would fap thoughts of my big dick friends having sex and I'd be obsessed with finding big dicks at the internet when porn wasn't as available as it is now.

I fucked more girls as a broke, 6'0" 120lb skelly college student than i do as a fit, 6'0" 180lb professional. Getting laid is about taking advantage of easy situations and having a sense of humor. 90% of girls probably dont give a shIt if youre ripped.

I don't have a circle/network of friends. It's almost impossible to get laid if you're a loner, unless you have a normie social life with circle of normies that do normie shit like go to parties, clubbing, drinking, out to eat you'll never get laid. I never had a circle of friends hence i never had a chance to meet girls and be in situations where one could get laid.

Thinking about it actually makes me hate one of my friends I've known since we where kids, he was such a social ladder climber and a snake, he never even gave me an opportunity to hang out with friends he was friends with.

Now he wants me to call him when i go to the gym because he as so little motivation to go by himself, that's a fat chance, i'll always stay skinny and weak, he will never make it... still he has an big ego(maybe because he comes off like a narcissistic cluster personality).

>he'll always stay skinny and weak, he will never make it..

Fixed.

This dude. Literally no man who isn't a professional bodybuilder ever has sex. Guys say they do, but that's just to keep up appearances. In reality they sit in a corner crying and jacking off while being railed by Mr. Olympia.

Its the 99.9/0.1 rule where the elite 0.1% of men get 99.9% of the action.

There is absolutely nothing athletic EVER being under 10% BF. Going below that will do nothing but attract gay dudes and get compliments from gym bros.

*aesthetic

How old are you now?

26

Dude, all you need to get laid is to just look like you lift at all. Make a tinder account and have photos where you're shirtless (not a selfie, get a photo at the beach or something) and pussy will come rolling in.

If you graduate high school a virgin, it's over. You will never have sex. Accept it.