Mfw the yakuza is a bunch of skinnyfat dyel manlets

>mfw the yakuza is a bunch of skinnyfat dyel manlets

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most gangsters are

top keko

haahahahahhahahaha

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Doesn't take that much muscle to pull a trigger

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Japan has almost no gun deaths
They don't even need to

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Who do you think is behind the few gun deaths that actually take place?

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angry nerds

all the gun death victims have already been killed, they kill them all at once instead of stretching it out over many years

ho ho bling bling

>guns
>in Nippon
Haha good one.

this thread

Most of japan is dyel.

>300 DORRA FO STEAMED RICE AND RAW FISH, GAIJIN!!
>WHERE MY TIP?!?!?!?!

No, that's not going to happen. This meal is free.

And the funny thing is these are the top percentile of muscular asian men. These are the Arnold Schwarzeneggers and Ronnie Colemans of the asian race. This is literally all their genetics will allow as they are a naturally weak and low-testosterone race.

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guy on the left looks decent

JIRO!?!?! N-NO PLEASE..I'LL GET YOU YOUR $300 (+tip)

Hurry up peasant.

do you think you need to be bodybuilder jacked to be a gangster?

They're not buff but I bet they could beat or murder you in seconds. You think your rear delt flyes will save you from getting stabbed?

The guy on the far left looks alright

No but other than lifting I BJJ so fuck off

>implying they fight with fists

lol tough guy here thinks rolling around on the floor with sweaty guys a few hours a week means he can take on the yakuza

did you watch too much John Wick?

Kek to the way you wrote that

the little loli?

for real, these guys don't need to be buff they just need to be ruthless. but don't worry user will disarm and wrestle 3 violent criminals at once.

>see thumbnail
>hey, smoothskin

I bet you wouldn't say that to there face bitch

>violent
>criminals
>dyel
>faggots

I see all the weebs getting butthurt and defending their (((culture))) even though these things have nothing to do with them.

doesn't take that much muscle to swing a blunt object at someone and do damage.

lmao at all these faggots defending/supporting these scums, criminals are criminals. You wouldn't be saying the same if they're a bunch of niggers right?

a bunch of skinnyfat dyel manlets are harder than you you say?

The gheto star should fear the samurai

C O M P E D
S U S H I

how am i a weeb for saying yakuza would fuck your shit up even though you're calling them skinnyfat on the internet?

you could post some eastern european mafia and I would make the same point. I doubt mobsters care about being jacked

but how many "disappearances"

if there's no body there's no evidence it was done with a gun

Yes, we would be telling you that a bunch of gang bangers from SoCal could fuck your shit up.

Yeah but someone with more muscle can swing it harder dumbass.

You don't have to be Schwarzenegger to be able to kill someone with a baseball bat you mong.

>yfw they'll still beat the shit out of you and steal your kidney