Haha! Let me guess... table for one?

lol

kek

Let ME guess.... minimum wage?.. yah, that's what I "thot".

Why the fuck are we getting so many r9k threads over the past year? I thought this board was supposed to be redpilled.

Let me guess...single mom at 45?
No wait... Single with no children but is the "mom" a very large and very friendly male dog at 45.

this shit right here nigga

You know this didn’t actually happen right

>be me, at restaurant
>Waitress comes up
>"You wanna box for that?"
>So I punched her in the face
>Then I gave her the tip
>Naw, just kidding, I gave her the whole thing

Do you have difficulty functioning outside?

>The guy raging at an imaginary scenario has the audacity to ask someone else that question

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>redpilled
>using /pol/ meme nomenclature on Veeky Forums
Please stop

Chad detected

Nice try schlomo

>implying it isn't r/t_d nomenclature

>implying people are only allowed to be active in one board on Veeky Forums

Veeky Forums is a /pol/ v colony now, deal with it.

>implying that's what I even fucking implied

>redpilled
>/pol/ nomenclature
did you start browsing the internet 5 minutes ago?

ayyy

fuck off redditor, every board on this site is a just a themed /pol/&/b/

I was lurking on /pol/ actively like 5 years ago,
the term was in use then, and I've never seen it used anywhere but there

>come to new board
>want to make new board like the old board
I bet most of you fuckers don't even lift

>hahhaha because you don't want dumb DYEL faggots from another board to infect this board means you are le raydidder xDDDD

Haha yep!

*leaves no tip*

They tried to invade /cgl/ in november and they straight up told them they prefered us over them, so now they're butthurt and looking for revenge

Why would you go to a restaurant alone?

Feel like the Dorsia one was an AP joke.

redpill has been a meme since the matrix negro.

And does ''redpilled'' in the meaning of ''right wing authoritarian, antisemetic, white nationalist/supremacist (etc)'' date back to the matrix and has been extensively used in that meaning outside of /pol/?

only good post in this thread, shoo shoo /pol/

>not carrying a third one with your dick

Don't eat carrots, they'll make your growth plates close and you'll shrink

Eat broccoli, they'll open your growth plates wide and you'll grow

THAS RITE

This board has always been r9k but we drank a protein shake once

>implying anyone here is underage enough to still have their growth plates open

can you force them open ? would that leave place for a little more growth ?

Only non-autist answer is simply 'excuse me?' And if she is still a cunt you say 'that's rude' in a disregarding manner. An autist would be upset over the thought of a roastie and a beta lets her walk over him.

heh

No. The way your bones grow is there is cartilage that is growing up while a calcifying plate of osteocytes (bone cells) catches up. Once that calcium surrounds and catches up to the cartilage, its over. The calcium deposits become extremely hard and stop further growth.

This is a perfect post.

The truth is the truth

LOL nice try manlet

I honestly don't understand how/if that reply was supposed to adress anything I've said

absolutely based

lost

>why dont you make it for two and join me.
>hostess laughs
>I... I'll pay your food.

i'll pay you millions for that cure

>tfw 8-9/10 facial aesthetics but manlet

AHHAHA LMAOO!O!!! NEW COPY PASTA BROS, SCREEN CAP THIS FOR EPIC LULS AND FUTURE "BEST OF FIT" THREADS LMAOOO

>>perfect form

vad fan håller du på med lmfao

Hes 5 or 6/10 facial aesthetics what are you talking about

Dorsia? How'd you manage to swing that?

>table for two
>user who is the other seat for?
>you, you dirty slut. You will also be fucking me tonight at my place
>*does lat flare*
>y-yes mister user
>midway through dinner
>hostess starts blowing me infront of her friends
>tfw I am literally cucking the other male staff who work there and want to bang her
>decide to not fuck her because of the shit tier head she gives
>jerk off instead to Zyzz (rip) videos
am I alpha?

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really well written with good imagery, this guy is a professional creative writer

"No!"

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using my English & creative writing degrees every goddamn day my brotha

Imagine a time in your childhood when all this was new, when you actually could have felt legitimate glee upon seeing a post like that; a time when you would be the one sincerely making the screencap to post later.

Nothing can bring back the hour of splendor in the grass, glory in the flower. Everything will be grey and post-ironic for the rest of your life.

Pls stay user

>Me: Yeah. She stood me up.
>Her: Your mom's not very nice Haha!
>Me: Haha! What's your mom like maybe I should take her out instead. *wink
>Her: HAHA OMG! She'd like that!
>Me: Mmhmm. I wouldn't be able to bring her here though.
>Her: Why not?
>Me: Because the restaurant will be shut.
>Her: ...What?..
>Me: The restaurant will be shut for a while...after I snap your neck and unleash my true form YOU FUCKING BITCH!
>Her: WHAT THE FUCK!
>Me(whispering): You could've been my everything *crack

>implying he has anywhere else to go

Fuck you bitch

What's wrong with eating by yourself?

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>The last line

kino

That's not the meaning of red pill. The red pill is turning onto whatever groups new think or thought process was. It started in use with PUA and MGTOW communities. They used it to mean being turned into the true nature of women and thus society.

I want to speak to your manager, missy

Y..Yes

Strange memories on a nervous night in the forums. The internet in the mid-2000s was a very special time and place to be a part of. It meant something, maybe. Maybe not. In the long run, no mumble of punchlines or setups can communicate the deeper truth of knowing you were there and alive in that corner of time. We babbled in a cruel infancy, feeding on a gif of a dancing baby and a JPEG of a man holding his own butthole open. There was a sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense. Our energy would simply /prevail/. There was no point in fighting -- on our side or there's. we had all the momentum. We were the ones who knew the rules, because we'd written them down. We were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave.

Now there's madness in any direction, the prickly madness of a habit. If not your RSS feed, then up on Twitter, or down on Tumblr hashtags. You can strike sparks on your Facebook page, sparks that burnt for hours but never catch any fire.

So now, only a decade later, you can go to the front page of Reddit and look back, and with the right kind of eyes almost see the high-water mark. The place were the wave finally broke, and the crashing surf settled into a stinking black pond.

That’s up to you sweetheart;)

underrated

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I think he's lying.

lewd pepe

absolute pottery

yes, thank u,

>the jugs are sealed, but a sloshing noise comes from behind the hostess podium

Yeah, can we hurry up I just want to eat and not hang around here.

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I fukin died

>Uh, wow, rude much?
>but yeah

I don’t get it

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Is this what incels daydream about?

Girls don’t talk like this in real life, it’s not some sort of middle school drama.

She doesn't give a shit, she gets paid the same whether you eat there or not