How much do I need to squat to get a body like this?

While it looks hot and all I've had sex with girls like that and it's a hassle because my penis is only 5.5 inches so the thighs get in the way of me achieving proper penetration.

Yep and yep

bump

Fuck off she's mine

>chuck taylor master race

she must be a qt powerlifter chick

goddamn it

I thought the picture would be super fucking hot

but it's airbrushed to shit
fucking ruined by photoshoop...

>tfw just came to a picture of a sex doll

this feels like the start of an absurdist novel

>go to Veeky Forums and see this forced waifufag meme shit here
Epic

My dude it's literally a doll

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From my research I believe that the company that made her is realdoll .com but I think you have to special order her by emailing them. I could be wrong though.

Two questions.

How much for one of these doll? And how would I go about hiding it from my family?

>How much for one of these doll?
About 2k
>And how would I go about hiding it from my family?
They will find it, absolutely they will find it. Wait until you move out to get one.

Couple grand

Only option is to carry it around everywhere with you and tell people she is your girlfriend.

>They will find it, absolutely they will find it. Wait until you move out to get one.
my mom found mine under my bed, but I claimed it was something else. We dont speak of it.

story plz

lets just say that she knew i was a porn addict before and hated that, and now she knows that I'm at a completely new level and fuck dolls.

Get your Mum involved in a threeway with you and the doll.

He claims to fuck $2k dolls yet still lives with his mom. Don't take the bait user

She won't learn to do what I want, or is just being stubborn, idk. She just teases me sometimes

He claims to fuck $2k dolls yet still lives with his mom. Don't take the bait user.

This one kind of looks like my waifu.

I now want a custom Anzu doll

wait, this is a doll?

I liked biocunt better

Yes it's a doll.

God you're stupid

sexyrealsexdolls.com/collections/tpe-sex-dolls/products/163cm-5ft4-fat-butt-sex-doll-with-big-curves-shakira

They do discounts from time to time. I've seen 25% off but I haven't bought one yet, but if I did, I'd buy this one.

Push them to the side? What kind of virgin shit are you on?

gonna need some proof, habeeb.

interesting that there is enough of a demand for this bodytype that they would even offer the option

>plump + thicc + flexible
wood berry

>www >dot< facebook >dot< com/651815284848334/videos/1894825723880611/
Enter the hall of female rectal annihilation

I'd imagine coming home drunk to one of these is a hoot

I thin its super normal stimuli. I don't think people look like that. Show me 1 real woman (no implants) with those proportions and ill eat my hat. God help us if those things become easily available. It will fuck us up worse than porn

They're already easily available, someone posted the link.

YOU'RE DONE FOR ROASTIE

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+$75 for a hanging hook "to hang your doll by the neck"

EAT YOUR HAT FAGGOT

>I don't think people look like that.
nah people definitely look like that, cosmetic surgery has made it a bit easier but there are plenty of natural models that approximate that look

>If you your top three best female features are a big ass, big ass, and big ass in that order this doll is for you. She has a massive backside, solid thighs, and a tight waist to top it all off.

Do the eyes move? If not, how pathetic must you be if even a sex doll won't look you in the eye?

I know this is an autistic thing to focus on but I notice her converse don't say all star on them...

What do they say?

less about squats and more about deadlifts. if you're a girl, sheit idk probably a 315 deadlift or something with a bit of bulk

this but sumo since more use of the posterior chain

Pls green text

get your flesh rendered and turned into polymers then remolded into a realdoll, faggot.

KILL
YOUR
SELF

This doll got so much attention on twitter. Mostæy by young’uns. But to be real, the only people buying these dolls are old lonely men who want some petite 18+ doll not this insta thot

>100cm short stack basically a loli but totally over 18+ doll

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

That bish has a 4/10 face unlike the doll m8y.
so you eat shit instead :^)

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reallovesexdolls.com/100cm-wm-3ft3-sex-dolls/

please tell me you are over 40 year old.

Shit...
2100?
And the vagina depth only goes to 7.8 inches. Goddamn.
I like the look of the thing but the cost and shallow fuck hole make it a bad deal.
I can get a broke live in college aged chick to move in a fuck on the reg for that amount of money.

Do people really find that attractive? She just looks fat to me.

>Do people really find that attractive?
Yes

imagine the fucking eyes move
>die from heart attack