Anyone have a goofy walk i look like such an idiot walking and can't be taken seriously and its annoying because i wanna show off my gains, anyone have any tips or advice to have a more mature walk
Anyone have a goofy walk i look like such an idiot walking and can't be taken seriously and its annoying because i...
Have you tried to register your goofy walk at the ministry of silly walks?
Try jogging or running instead
start using a wheelchair:
>arm pump from rolling around
>attention and sympathy
what makes your walk goofy user
I've been told I look like an alien trying to imitate a human walk. Feels bad but I'm hoping getting gains will balance it out a bit
how do you walk?
like an alien trying to imitate a human you FUCKING retard I JUST SAID THAT
sorry, I've never seen an ayy lmao walk, so how should I know what that looks like?
FUCK YOU
you sure, you're not an actual alien trying to imitate a human?
When I was a young fat lad I would walk with my hips swaying kind of like a girl. My friends would sing "Who's that Lady" by The Isley Brothers if they were behind me
post vids of you walking that’s the only way we can give tips and advice...
I bet you bench less than 1pl8 nigger cunt talk about my walk again I'll shit you out faggot
I have brain damage and this caused me to have muscle contractions in my coma. After waking up I walk with a limp because my left heel touches the ground and I walk on my right toes. This causes me to have a very goofy walk. Little kids have come up to me and asked me what's wrong with me in public before. It doesn't offend me at all; I know I'm an oddity.
But to show off my muscles... I limp around showing my hard earned body whenever I want.
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My walk/run has been described as "Gump-esque" or "not normal." I feel your pain.
I found out last year that one of my legs is longer than the other so I'm FUCKED
please do not conduct any weird experiments on my body
Continued; just walk proudly and show off your gains too.
He did not post that
I think I walk kind of stiff, and mechanical
I too am very stiff and mechanical. My mom occasionally tells me to stop walking like a robot (my right arm freezes up whenever I am thinking about something or doing an activity that's intense and doesn't use my arm. It's because of the way I braced it seconds before my brain damage).
But as someone who posts on /r9k/ I don't really care.
your gait is probably fucked. do pelvic excersize