Were you the kid that got picked last?

I think he's talking about gym class

Yes.
>yeah. has nothing to do with athletic ability and everything to do with who you're friends with.
This.

Yeah

yes, i am a loser

>always been picked last for sports
>been told "cleanup on aisle 3 user" at job
>girls have laughed in my face
>girls flirt openly in front of gay guys, short guys, ugly guys, and fat guys in front of me. but never with me
>27 year old virgin
>even retards and disabled people look down on me
>literally every person i meet dislikes me

all i have left is my height, looks, and frame

Was a 50/50 in sports
>fast as fuck
>one of the smaller ones there though
>skill set was inconsistent
>powerful for my size

Fast forward 10 years
>fast as fuck
>one of the bigger ones
>skill set inconsisent
>animalistic cunt

Would easily trade some power for a better mind

Thats why they're called downys user they do that to everyone

desu what are your plans for the future?

Really depended on who was picking. I wouldnt be near the front but I was never usually picked last because I was at least tall. I was a skinny fag so everyone thought I was some weak faggot. Little did they know I would usually be a good team member. Back when I played basketball all the time I was able to drain on the chads. If I didnt have to back back my friend we could have won

I got picked first almost everytime. Always had more friends thsn I cared for.

well i'm in school, and working on some personal projects. i've been lifting for hours 3x a week for 3 months now, because like i said, i have the face and height and the body structure. hopefully my life changes. if not, i'm just gonna be the biggest asshole around

Top 3 especially for kickball and dodgeball fuck yeah

w-wow...

user, what do you look like??

yes, i was really fat

This projection hit me hard.

not gonna post face but i'm 6'3, white, with chad facial aesthetics(manly beard, big chin, nice eyes etc) i have no idea why my life is such shit

I was one of the only kids that didn't play any sports my entire childhood but i was lucky and somehow ended up being the strongest, fastest and tallest until about 15yo when other kids who were going to the gym regularly started getting big.
so no i was never the last pick even though my technique sucked in every sport.

Luckily no, but only because I'm fast asf

>faster than nigra on speed
>literal butter fingers

yes, more because i had no friends rather than the fact that i was unhealthy.

stop giving off that your a hopeless virgin because even you said the retards can sense that, you need to start to not give a shit and youl see how other people become interested when you do

heres more

>lived in trailers for most of my early adult life
>dad remarried and had more kids, making me a bastard
>never helps me with anything. i get stuck changing diapers and taking care of kids tho
>only work i'm qualified for is dishwashing
>60 hour weeks, biking home every night in the rain wearing a trashbag
>everyone at work thinks im gay
>am made fun of and treated like a child despite working my ass off
>addicted to fucked up hentai and porn
>alcoholic and getting black out drunk every night

I'm betting Jay Leno face.

Pretty much. I didn't play sports that much, but I generally was on of the last to be picked. Thankfully there was retarded colombian kid that managed to be even worse than me and I was friends with a couple of the actually sporty kids so I never really cared too much about it

I honestly can't remember.

not true. I've gotten picked first until they realized I'm shit at team sports then I got picked close to last every time

>of course, nigger. People arent on Veeky Forums because they have heaps of friends and a good life. People are here because they are miserable pieces of shit that need to hide behind anonymousity, just like me

Ftfy

>be me
>be first year highschool (Australia)
>didnt know many people
>softball in phys ed class
>got picked last
>arethesekidsforreal.jpg
>was the star athlete at my primary school
>fuckin destroyed em
>picked first next class
>tried too hard to replicate what i did the previous day
>did shit
>ahfuckem.jpg

yea I always got picked last because I was shit
>tfw I thought I was born shit
>tfw I didn't realise you can raise your skill in anything by training
so didn't even try because I thought because it had to be this way

>anonymousity
How am i the first to comment on this

Because you aren't.

Nah, middling, for some shit I was picked first for others nearly the last.
I was fast with shitty stamina and very lazy but skilled.

Yup, except for tug of war(I was a fat kid obviously)
>my homeroom group won the tug of war event on a field day, we even beat groups with even fatter kids

I remember back in primary school we all made up this rule that who ever was picked last was the captain in the next round. Had MFers trying to hide so they would get picked last. Completely eliminated the bad feel of being picked last. Then the teachers found out and picked out the teams for us. Everyone just played with Pokemon cards after that and didn't fuck around with sport until high school.

In primary school, yes
In secondary, no, I was middle

Is this still a thing in schools nowadays? It was worse than bullying so I'd be happy if it was gone.

God damn it OP, you had to remind me.

In high school I joined the football team. Bench warmer every single time. Better players would borrow my helmet during actual games. One time I actually played and got a lucky tackle, then they sent me back to the bench. When we were practicing, always picked last. End it right fucking now

Nah I always had a large frame and athletic look to me. Wasn't very good at many sports though just looked like I was

I wasn't a loser until at least 20
I got picked first and had friends and girlfriends and wealthy parents and played sports and had everything anyone dreams of at that age
I coasted by on those achievements thinking ehhh whatever something will come along and I'll figure it out
Then everyone went on to college or careers and I was left behind delivering pizza in a 15 year old honda accord and low self esteem caused me to alienate myself and turn to drugs and casual nihilism
Now I'm 24 working 60 hour weeks on night shift with not a single person to call or talk to
Every once in a while I embellish my situation so that a drunk 6 at a bar gives me pity sex
a-at least I have muscles, r-right guise?

No, but neither the first oNE tho

Ok well then stop drinking that fucking poison that tears families apart and makes you depressed. Fuck alcohol brah

For the most part, yeah. With the exception to volleyball for a little while since i got a few lucky shots. But fuck gym basketball and baseball though, i sucked shit at that.

only happened to me once, fuck it felt like shit.

Nope. Don't know why. I can't throw for shit.

I think it's because I'm tall and appear competent.

sometimes yes sometimes no

No. The kids at my school did this thing where someone would pick a retard and an athletic kid to be captains. The retard would pick all of his unathletic friends and the athletic kid would pick the good players. When a retard didnt fall for it, the athletic kids would all slowly switch to the opposing team until it had 2-3x more people. I was usually on the retards team despite being athletic as a kid.

I was always picked around the middle
They picked their friends first/the really good ones
Then me then the rest
I wasn’t really friends with them but I was always polite and friendly when I spoke to them so they didn’t hate me.

Automatically selected Captain here, at least you last pick anons always generated a good laugh for everyone

i used to be so skinny and i used to be chosen last until i worked out, then in middle school after two years people liked me and i was chosen first or second for sports

are you the chilean gay sperg lain-poster?

hell no. I was always picked first in swimming class, middle of the pack in gym

i was always either captain or first pick so no

Nah, i was always pretty good at sports, i lacked discipline, interpersonal skills and was generally just a big meanie

I'm getting serious
>Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you
vibes from this post

Yes, but I wasn't bad at sports.

Im sorry mano, but this actually made feel better with myself

same :(

I don't think so because I was sportive from playing soccer and wasn't fat, but it was so long ago, I have forgotten.

From the thumbnail I thought this was a fat black women

I used to bruh. I was a skelly fag until the tenth grade and I started getting picked in the middle, then by the end I was picked top 5 sometimes.

t. projecting newfag

I was in baseball because I was autisticslly good at it. Most of my classmates except the sports teams Chads couldn't catch my flies. I also knew how to hit a ball and played center field on our team. We still did shit regionally, buncha fat fucks on my team.

My retarded self never figured out that being picked last meant that you were the worst. My mind literally just said "It's because they are more popular".

Take a long look in the mirror and girl insults at it that way you can fit in with everyone else

If you actually looked like that you'd post a pic. too bad you got a lot to hide.

Yeah, especially during elementary and high school. I was a chubby/skinny fat kid that sucked at almost every sport. Still suck ass at sports but at least I look moderately fit.

Not quite, we played basically soccer only and the bad players would be defense and sitting/standing around. Out of that rabble at least i was not fat and sometimes bothered to straddle someone.

>was always one of the smallest and skinniest kids but really good at sports
>almost always picked first or near first
>enjoyed gym class a lot and hated being on bad teams
>also played in local baseball, soccer, basketball, flag football leagues

>freshman year of high school hits
>everyone else goes through puberty except for me
>i stay an emaciated runt, they all get bigger and stronger and faster
>im now the worst player on the teams and mediocre in gym and suck trying to play sports after school
>drop all sports
>become miserable shut in

yep

Fuck no. We only had to take PE for one year in high school, and we got to choose when, so me and my friend were smart enough to wait until senior year so that we'd at least be grown. Neither of us were on any sports teams, but we had both played baseball and basketball through middle school.

One of my fondest high school memories was our PE volleyball tournament. Our girls' varsity volleyball team were a bunch of broad shouldered cunts who thought they were the shit. Most of them were on one of the PE tourney teams, and the team my friend and I were on absolutely beat the fuck out of these girls in a best-of-three championship that only lasted two games. We shit on them so bad that two of them were crying by the end.

It was really pretty pathetic because most of us were skinny potheads and we still murdered this team of girls that actually knew how to play. It was glorious.

Yes but not for reasons related to fitness.

No, I was always picked somewhere near last, but never last. I was actually pretty good at sports, but I was always picked near the end because I wasn't popular.

yes [spoiler]and I was tall and athletic too, just fucking end me[/spoiler]

Yep.
Big reason why I lift now. Being the least physical person sucks.

>casual nihilism
You deserve to die alone you pseudo intellectual

Never picked first never picked last. A truly average individual at everything. Such is life

user...i dont think thats why...

Usually it was me or the really popular/attractive people first.

bro, listen to me, thats part of growing up. you'll be fine. just work towards your goals.

>you wake up
>look in the mirror and you're 11 years old again
>mom tells you to get ready for your first day of middle school
What do? Youth is truly wasted on the young.

>tall
>faster than most kids
>better at kickball than anyone on the block
>mean jukes across basketball, futbol, and football

Picked last because of shy autistic behavior

I was always a crappy soccer player, in a class that was trained specifically for soccer... I fucking dreaded being picked last or for goalie, so I would play aggressively, charge people etc.

I'm just terrible commanding a ball with my feet.

But I excelled in all other things athletic. Also had the strongest hands and arms all through grade school and high school by just doing free weights.

Depended on the sport really.
>Everything but basketball
No
>Basketball
Yes/

God I fucking sucked at basketball

>it's another episode where anom yhinks he lives on 2003

no, i was the best at dodgeball and made it look like a fucking show for those dyel faggot primary school kids, eventhough i was good at sports no one wanted to be friends with me except for 2 guys who i dont even really talk to anymore - not because we cant but because we grew apart

i usually was picked close to last, which only made me feel bad for the people picked last

Its really odd, i was the best at all sports but always Picked last.

I played sports since I was 5. So no I was always picked pretty highly. My only regret sports wise is a qt encouraging her team captain to choose me and I didn't even talk to her.

>peaking in high school

*inhales* AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Back then as a fat autistic kid yeah.
Today second or third, because people think im good because athletic.
Im still shit at sports, only thing i am the good is sprinting and swimming.
Can swim 100m with field dress in 2:12 mins and 100m sprint in 12 secs.
Not even training for this.

Inb4 hurr durr you need to do it faster.

It was either me or the other fatass.

Go get a job as an automobile insurance adjuster. They'll train you and you'll make good money. After a few years you'll have worked alongside enough privately owned bodyshops and gained enough experience that one might hire you as an estimator. Estimators who can negotiate good commission make a fucking killing.

Strive for more my dude.

tfw always picked 2nd or 3rd but all the sports I'm good at cause too many injuries for highschool PE

That doesn't mean I was picked last... I had a hell of an arm back then.
Left outfield cricket, left outfield baseball. Some science thing, I forget brought a radar to intermediate school and you could test your throw. Clocked 116kmph with a tennis ball at aged 12.
The fact that I didn't have any friends didn't stop me being picked first faggot.