He fell for the shower every day meme

>he fell for the shower every day meme

>he fell for the taking cock in the ass and mouth meme

>showering every other day

>not showering daily, sometimes twice a day depending on what you did
>hurrr tfw no gf, why am i still a virgin, fucking roasties, hurrrr duuuuurrrrrrr

dumb greasy faggot

Why lie? Just because you're a fat fuck that works in mcdonalds everyday and constantly sweats and NEEDS to shower everyday, other people don't suffer the same fate. Showering everyday harms your skin and ruins your hair.

Ewwww dude, don't be greasing up all the benches and equipment

i'm 6' 1" and 165lbs, work from home, have fucked over 20 women and am going to see my gf later tonight

eat shit and die nigger

>i'm 6' 1" and 165lbs, work from home, have fucked over 20 women and am going to see my gf later tonight

Yeah man sure you are buddy

nah fuck that, i don't really produce unmaskable body odour till the end of day 2 anyway

>mfw literally all of that is true
>mfw my life is this based

have fun jerking off tonight fag

Ok Pajeet

Shoo Shoo hungry Skeleton

As long as you don’t shower in hot water you’re fine. Native Americans showered everyday in streams. But no, you faggots can’t even deal with lukewarm water. Pussies.

>. Native Americans showered everyday in streams.
And looks how they turned out

Anyone that tries to flex on Veeky Forums is a lying, kinda pathetic trying to impress anonymous people

I haven't bathed yet this year

>he likes one of the shittiest Final Fantasy games ever made

OP never posted FF8

MILKERS

>he fell for the pooping meme
Day 200 of no poop. My body no longer has the need to excrete bad-smelling mud. Everything I put into my body is converted to pure energy.

FF8 is arguably one of the best.

FF4 > FF6 > FF8

Top 3. Fight me.

>FF4
man of culture

Not him but
>new appt has moldy shower
>room is sealed off until they come to clean it out
>I tried to clean it out a few weeks ago and only succeeded in making my roommate sick from all the spores
>can only shower at gym
This sucks bros, I only get to shower every other day

>have left over TropiClean Gentle Coconut dog shampoo that I forgot to get rid of
>applied it on myself
>sweetbabyjesusthisshitsmellsgood.jpg
>dab a bit of into my normal mix of shampoo to smell like delicious coconut for a couple hours

Yeeeeah, because women really appreciate dirty, greasy, smelly guys, whose junk smells like spoiled milk and dried feces. How dumb can you be?

HUNGRY HUNGRY SKELETON

I didn't, its been about 7 months because I'm a NEET.

lel btfo

Frank sinatra would shower 3 times a day. Case closed.

summer: it's okay to shower 1-3 times a day
winter: it's okay to shower once ever 3 days
other: once a day or once every 2 days

Frank Sinatra Died.

165lbs at 6'1" lol stop acting tough twink boy

I wouldn't say fell for it...

You are retarded if you actually believe 4 is better than VI.

Anyway Chrono Trigger>>>>All FF combined

If you shower daily you should only be using soap on your dick, butt, and pits. The rest you can just rinse.

In his 80s. Also married prime Mia Farrow. The case remains closed bitch.

I haven't showered in over a week lol

I'm barely falling for shower every 2 weeks meme. I feel fine.

fucking disgusting you onion munching musky huskies

You're disgusting and deserve to die. Do you also don't floss and brush your teeth every day?