Dyel

>dyel
>drug addict
>laid thousands of women

What’s your excuse?

He's probably got an interesting personality

>calling anybody lean dyel

sorry their bodies look better than you bud

he probably has narrow as fuck hips too

When a woman goes to bad with someone famous she gain status to show off to her other slut friends.

It's all for status.

He has a tiny penis.

This
If you're boring I'm just going to walk away in the middle of your sentence, man or woman.
I'm not going to be the life of the party if you can't keep up. I'll find someone else who will. If you're over 18 there's not really an excuse to still need an autist

when i overbulk nobody that isnt a sad cunt laughs at my shit

he even used to be fat!

really he has the gift of gab and not shy at all.
and tall.
and famous.

I've seen him in interviews and he comes across as a vacuous idiot who speaks entirely in platitudes. He probably just connects easily with women because he thinks with his emotions instead of with the logical part of his brain.

mfw xd

no, probably not. you just typed some stupid shit man

So you need someone to be the life of the party and bring you up to their level, but you are unable to do it on your own and bring someone up to your level?

As for Russell, he really does have the gift of gab. He's a great talker. I admire his skill

better a virgin than a communist

I'm a spic, and not a white one.

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This.

Have you ever listened to the guy talk? He's right on the money. Russel Brand is your typical pseudo-intellectual celebrity.

He even has a small dick.

lifting weights will get you a gf (male)

most commies are virgins

He is also a commie and near unbearable to listen to

He has a shitload of charm.

How is he a commie? Do you mean the Amerimutt definition where everyone who's not a racist far-right trumpshit is a communist?

He’s extremely pro socialist, which is just a form of communism that is less close to its conclusion. Do you not know what communism or capitalism actually means? Read some basic economics.

Russel is quite charming though, he’s just often really annoying when you disagree with him

This. He's also funny; can't tell you enough how much women actually dig funny.

>Do you not know what communism or capitalism actually means? Read some basic economics.
Don't be arrogant or assuming things, you retarded mutt.

>money and status attracts women
somebody stop the presses

My excuse is that I’m not Dyel and I don’t do drugs

He's rich and handsome.
I'm not.