Sprints at you

>Sprints at you

He's about to rape you bros, how do you defend yourself with your Veeky Forums skills? Could you?

>Being able to defeat someone on steroids
It's like asking me to fight an xmen character

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Pose, flex at him to distract him with my sexy muscles, then shoot him in the face.

It’d be sad to spend all his life training to get that big just to get shot by a small nigga like me

outrun until he dies of a heart attack from all the roids he's on

i just do a side roll on the ground to his legs, he will trip over
sprint to his face, knock him out, win
hes probably slow as fuck with his mass
technique is everything guys

use a job application as a shield

Change direction and watch as he makes a 10 degree turn to the left and his ACL, MCL, and PCL explode out of his knee like a springs.

I’d still suck his dick though just to get those juicy gains.

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his left arm is freakishly bigger than his right

underrated

You had me laughing till the last part

w-why would i want to stop him?

No it's bbc genetics. Most white guys tend to be bloatmaxx on the field while the chad blacks look like professional bodybuilders.

>Outrun him for a few seconds
>Guy runs out stamina
>Slap him around

Attack
>Jump
Magic
Defend

buhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Just before impact I grab him by the collar,clasp on and fall onto my back. The momentum shift will make him lose balance and trip over my legs. Hurts like a motherfucker but it is the best way to bring down a big guy for you
T. Rugbyplayer
The alternative is being bulldozed, much less fun.
Or just let him pass, run him in and ankle tap his ass.

>implying Veeky Forums would not enjoy that

>believing this

suplex city on that bish

I could likely take him, unless I'm underestimating his size, since I do kickboxing and I'm a heavyweight. Nigga doesn't look fight ready at all.
Then again that's more of a /sp/ skill so maybe it doesn't count.

This, put him down like the literal animal he is

It's heavy steroid usage and a shit tonne of working out, food and genetics

let him rape you and then kill him with a crossbow. that's the only way to make it

Guts, is that you? You going to be alright buddy? How is that new chapter coming along?

I may die of old age waiting for the illustrator to finish the current arc.

He's heavily shopped you dumb fucks.

Why did you photoshop his penis?

Why did you sit atop his penis?

GODFUCKING DAMMIT MIURA DONT PULL A ROBERT JORDAN

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With quads

i undo the photoshop

Dodge left and hope i have more stamina to gas him out until hes hasping for air then smile and poke him when hes tired

I use my superior speed

nice dubs. I will borrow you mine quads

i'll just bite his balls off

quads get

juke him, throw a firebomb and go for the backstab. maybe parry if feelin it.

post your body?
just wondering

Shin to the forehead usually works great

GIGA NIGHA b GONE

begone thot

Begone giga nigga

Squeeze glutes. Like to see him unlock my buns of steel

You’ve never played a physical sport before have you. His momentum would wreck you and I bet his reflexes and athleticism would beat the shit out of you. Especially if this guy is actually this size.

You’d get destroyed unless you were close to his size. Nerd.