Hey user you've gotten pretty beefy lately

>hey user you've gotten pretty beefy lately
>wanna grab a bit to eat sometime or a coffee, or maybe workout sometime together and you can show me how you got so swole?

What do you do Veeky Forums?

ok

Sure, sounds like fun. :)

h-homegym master race

You think I got where I am by hanging out with fags?

yeah sure my hourly rate for personal training is $135/hour and I'd love to have you as a client. when do you want to start?

>tfw found a muscle manlet top fwb

>steve
>top

That was funny user, you deserve a (You)

i-i'm n-n-not gay...

You didn't say no homo bro

because I don't need to. I'm n-not gay.

>1 in 3 men have latent homosexual tendencies

Good thing I'm not 1 in 3 men. What's the source of the statistic?

good thing its not latent in me

Is it gay if I fuck a dude or if I get fucked?

Would say no homo both ways and would make sure our balls aren't touching.

Fuck

No

get fucked

Yes

If they blow you though they have to have long hair, recently shaved and sound convincing

Nothing gay so long as you get into a fist fight afterwards.

>you can just eat me bruh
No homo
Just for save money

Miss me with that gay shit nigga

thanks helpful redditor! glad a fat virgin neckbeard can define this kind of stuff for us

>not sure if I wanna fuck him or have him rape me

He's 5'8. He's meant to be fucked

His name was Robert paulson

>No thanks, you look like Seth Rogen, and Seth Rogen is a faggot

No, you would impede my workout and slow me down.
GTFO!

Butt user...

Guy needs to hang a picture or something, his wall is just too bare.

well my homosexual tendencies are anything but latent and this guy looks like a bloated piece of shit

a bit rude.

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holy kek

He's bulking/bloat maxing

Have fun with your skinny twinks
>tfw no beefy bf

>tfw no semi beefy semi twinky versatile bf

>tfw you have to go bed alone
>mfw i have to hug myself

Steve is a bit gross.
I don't know what he was thinking when he got these tattoos. At least he stopped with that cringy eyebrow shaving.

Faggots get out of my Veeky Forums!

>tattoo on back of hand
Be gone thot

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You haven't a clue where you are, do you?